- 1 Officer Reports
- 2 =Jared
- 3 Committees
- 4 Old Business
- 5 Not Old Business
- 5.1 Committee to make Conner a Robber-Barron
- 5.2 Motion to create the committee to use KGB has a groundhog for cold-season
- 5.3 Motion to create the Committee for the Advancement of Tentacle Creatures
- 5.4 Motion create the I accidentally committee
- 5.5 Motion to create the Elmur Fudd Accent Committee
- 5.6 Motion to create the "? is Committee Formed" Committee
- 6 Announcements
- 7 Schmucks
- 8 23rd letter of the alphabet count
Talking to robotics instructor. She told him about some really cool robots. Cool robot people in France. Doesn't speak French (or Cat). Hallo'een. Has shaved beard to freak people out each Hallo'een. Is it a good plan? Think Jared should shave? Tell him out cute he might look if he didn't have it. Think he shouldn't shave? ... More people thought he should shave.
People that have not been here before: (lies)
Todd, History, Jersey and Missouri, Kid that had Cancer stole his hair, n + 1 bacteria.
Pledged a second frat? ZD-something. Glisson/Nicole Rivalry has sprouted into violence! Nicole is covered in chalk.
Event! Hallo'een party! Dress up/not-up Exec.
Had puzzle hunt, physics homework. Register for puzzle hunt.
Dance finally over, but not over because of filming. Can go to KGB event in October for the first time! Hoffman lab due Friday and today, lots of "fun". SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!
Ignoring 23rd letter of the alphabet. Can't use his name. id instead.
Desperate House... and other stuff that the rec sec missed
Not school days the same as school days except not school. Don't cuss on the attendance sheet just because you are not in the right spot.
Committee to Groan at Jokeserver's Jokes
Success at Friday's event.
Turn off the TV and the computer in favor of a good book -- esp the book that has the names of everyone that has paid their dues.
Your existence has a positive contribution to mankind -- make grass green someday.
An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid -- paid his fucking dues! (misread as "humid")
Learn Chinese: gooseberry (in bed)
Talk is cheep. Barbers give it out free in haircuts.
Some fortune cookies contain no fortune. Reminds him of famous statement by del.icio.us founder once yelled "THIS SENTENCE NO VERB" in a lecture hall.
If you have a perfect 2.0 GPA, are you a c-compiler?
It is UNDEAD JOURNAL for no good reason.
"Its going to rain this Tuesday. Or sno'. I don't kno' sno'???"
Theme: EPIC ADVENTURES!
Amazing... come back to me.
Lord of the Ring Theory
Crazy Russian Explorer and a building that had all the crazy stuff he found.
"Adventure" for the ATARI-2600
Inside the Couch at Sherbrook
Steam Tunnel Spelunking
The Famous Star * that isn't "Trek"
Escape from CMU
Adventures of R-somebody.
A booth of passages, all alike.
Committee to Speculate about Rauhit's Age
N has become N+1
Rauhit got married on Facebook... explain?
In highschool, had an acquaintance. Only guy that jointed a Fraternity. Uptight about people calling a "Fraternity" a "Frat" because you do not call "Country" a "Cunt". Vote next Tuesday.
Glisson has it. Location of a certain old person's name on the sheet is not his fault.
Not Old Business
$75 for the Event. Passed by acclamation.
Committee to make Conner a Robber-Barron
Purpose: To make Conner into even more of a Robber-Barron.
Changed to the Committee to make Conner into a Robot-Barron
Already have a robot conner committee? Only if he dies.
Change purpose/name into make Conner into a Rumba-Barron
Changed to Robot-Robber-Roomba-Rumba-Barron
If Conner had been here, probably say "Hey. I'm not going to clean the carpet because you bit the octopus in the middle of the eyes".
Misappropriate Pigeon Holing: Approves
In Favor: Jared is staring at things -- ponder this.
Opposed: Proclaim the extent that you hate robots.
Abstain: (missed this).
$5 to Todd. Todd and Conner to chair.
Motion to create the committee to use KGB has a groundhog for cold-season
Purpose: KGB closes the glass == cold-season.
Groundhog Day: Staring the KGB
Doesn't October signify cold-season in Pittsburgh?
Groundhog Day: Staring the KGB
In Favor: Say sets of letters that have meaning.
Opposed: Complain about robot-terribleness
Abstaining: Heavenly Squid.
$2 to Alan. Alan and the glass to chair.
Groundhog Day: Starring the KGB
Motion to create the Committee for the Advancement of Tentacle Creatures
Ad-hoc Henti Approves
Changed to Committee for the Advancement of Tentacle Preachers
KGB Chaplain Approves
Rank determined by number of tentacles -- no, determined by the uses of your tentacles.
Ad-hoc for little Asian Girls: Resists at first, but then approves
In Favor: OH GOD!
Opposed: OH CUTHULU!
$12 to Dr. Quxuum. Glisson Dannel and Dr Quxxum to chair.
Motion create the I accidentally committee
Purpose: To verbs, and if this is dangerous
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo...
I accidentally 2 kernels in one semester... is this bad?
After eighteen years, finally going to accidentally.
Accidentally the question!
In favor: accidentally
Opposed: Question ho' to accidentally?
Passes. Sells for $6 to labbott anyone that accidentally to chair
Motion to create the Elmur Fudd Accent Committee
Purpose: To make the rec sec lose.
(y' guys actually said some funny stuff here.)
In Favor: aaaaaaah!
Abstain: porno squid!
$10 to Zhouyuan, he Quxuum, to chair.
Motion to create the "? is Committee Formed" Committee
Number of committees today? OVER 9000!
? is P3 formed?
Green President need food badly.
Truly sorry for your lots.
In favor: ? is committee formed
opposed: Ask about the location of the punchmeme committee.
Abstain: punchmeme reports success.
$10 to Labbott. Disbanded!
EVENT! Hallo'een! Party shall be neat-o.
If you paid your dues are not on the list, email exec, don't yell at dbesse.
PUZZLE HUNT! Going to be GLORIOUS!
ESG. Msteven talking about magical yatzee.
It is cold-season.
Groundhog day, staring the KGB!
KGB day, staring a groundhog!
23rd letter of the alphabet count
One. I missed one in "homework". Crap. That makes two. Er, make that three.