- 1 Jared
- 2 Carolyn
- 3 Nicole
- 4 Drew
- 5 Labbott
- 6 Liz
- 7 Committees
- 8 Old Business
- 9 New Business
- 9.1 Necornomicnations Committee
- 9.2 Committee to Bottle Sunshine
- 9.3 Motion to Create the Luis Von Ahn Memorial Committee
- 9.4 Motion to Create the Historical Misquotes
- 9.5 Motion to create the NetHack Committee
- 9.6 Motion to #define "I have a job" as "20"
- 9.7 Motion to make the committee to make exec act like kittens
- 9.8 Motion to create the Jared and Delilah
- 9.9 Motion to Table this Motion
- 9.10 Motion to create the end of existence committee
- 9.11 Motion to create the maniacal laughter committee
- 10 Real Relevant Announcements
Puzzle hunt! Really well! It was great! ITS OVER! No more time-sink! Ray tracer. (I hardly even... WITH MAYONNAISES!!!)
Weekend! Puzzle Hunt! A lot of dancing. Hurt everywhere. Puzzle hunt was awesome.
Speaking of awesome: EVENT! CTFWS! Capture the Flag with Stuff! Bring everyone you know! (And people you don't know) (But not random hobos off the street)
Three exams this week. Two programing labs. Problem sets, HW... lots of them are surprises from yesterday or today. But dance is done! SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!
- bouncing* Puzzle hunt was awesome. Homework on Sunday because he was doing puzzle hunt not quite so awesome.
argh blargh labbott report
Had a weekend! Spent way more time doing puzzle hunt stuff. Then mythbusters marathon on discover channel. Gone through three OSes with three different problems. Bubbles! Computer that actually works! Ubuntu!
Matthew Glisson Memorial Self-Injury
Judging CTFWS, but doesn't keep him from harm.
No ITR this week! CTFWS! Also, we have an Akiva!
George W Bush the Center Square on Hollywood Squares
Argh! Can't vote! (Can't even vote when he graduates)!
Not burn down Roselawn 7
CTFWS after party at 9 on Saturday
No longer winter
Back to 2005 to Salute Akiva.
Because of Puzzle Hunt: Success.
Fill supersoakers, forcibly accept people as they are.
KGB the Movie 6 is now on the YOUTUBES!
In debt to KGB
Booth Theme. Carnival is Epic Adventures. Theme ideas?
Choose your own Adventure/Soviet Scientist discover (in soviet russia, adventure chooses you) Russian Knight Dude Tale that was sent to the list is pretty awesome. Has to do with slaying dragons. LotR Unix Time: Epic Adventure. (No, thats EPOC. Not EPIC). A brief history of Thyme. Going to a KGB meeting! (Don't want to scare children) 2000 Leagues Under the Steam Tunnels. Outside of the Aslyum/Zoo Rejective Science Fiction Ideas Happyville, a cautionary tale Slavador Dali: The Experience Esher vs. Salvador Dali Exams (Not Epic Failure) Nethack (Don't want to kill everyone that enters the booth) Alone in a Dark Alley at Night (would pay for itself) Walking to the Sky Journey to the Center of Ben Wolf's Brain (game: How many licks to the center Ben Wolf's Brain) THE INTERNET! (don't want to scare the children) ESCAPE TO CANADA (depending on the outcome of the election)
Glisson has it. Mayonnaises is not his fault. Everything else is. Including the outcome of the election.
$50 to replenish stuff for CTFWS. Passed by Acclamation
To make sure there is at least one Zombie Candidate for each Zombie Position when Zombie KGB Elections are run.
Changed the Nerco-mana-mana-ican Committee.
Read my lips: Braaaaains!
In Favor: Braaaaains!
One Zombie Dollar ($6) to Quxuum. Himself, Zsparks, Dannel, Alan to chair.
Committee to Bottle Sunshine
Purpose: To create stockpiles of sunshine.
Why will sun go away for four months? Its Pittsburgh!
Taste the Flavor of the Sun
Tried Bottling Sunshine, easier to move California
Sounds like a Bright Idea
Could be used to seer people who make jokes like that (worth it)
Pretty Hot idea.
Ad Hoc to build a GIANT PARABOLIC MIRROR approves
Powerthirst: Electrolights/powerlights/MOVE LIGHT THAT YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
No Child Left Unblind: Approves
$6 to Ben Wolf. The Sun to chair.
Motion to Create the Luis Von Ahn Memorial Committee
Purpose: Make Livejournal spam go away
Really a job for the assassination committee.
Assassination: Already told you no
But what will happen to all the rankmaniacs?
Twitter committee: remains untouched
How to get extension on 251? 251 torture approves.
In Favor: HEART!
Opposed: What kind of lame power is heart?
Abstain: Porno Squid
$10 to labbott. Everyone who is a rankmaniac to chair.
Motion to Create the Historical Misquotes
Purpose: Speak softly but carry a big stick (Ron Jeremy on porn carer)
Time Travel: Isn't sure if it approves
A general goes to war with the army hes got.
Committee for having Historical Figures Endorse products approves
Drew Sorta Sounds like JFK when he gives his Reports approves
In Favor: Dynamite! Opposed: After party! Abstain: Make fun of Jared $11 to Quxuum: Quxuum, Ammaresc and Ben Wolf to chair.
Motion to create the NetHack Committee
Purpose: Text Based
Why are the a's b's?
Change Purpose: Recover the Amulet of Yendor and present it to your god.
Change Purpose: Recover the Amulet of Yendor and you are dead. (not friendly, not pursued)
Everything suddenly goes dark. It Bites, it Kicks, it bites, it kicks... you die!
In Favor: Read a scroll of regeneration
Opposed: Act like you have teleporitis
Abstain: Covered in A's!
$4 to Aalum (the B's are A's...) and Jokesever. Bblum, Jokeserver and anyone who plays nethack to chair. (how do Rauhit get Nethack account?)
Motion to #define "I have a job" as "20"
In Favor: *noises* Opposed: *monkey noises* Abstain: be surprised that we have birds. PASSES!
Motion to make the committee to make exec act like kittens
Ceiling Exec is watching you...
Robotic Cat Herding probably approves. (IT DOESN'T)
Committee for Intoxicating Puppies Approves.
Every time you create this committee, God creates exec?
Don't want to be a little allergic to exec.
Are sure we are all housetrained?
Throw yarn balls!
In Favor: Act like a kitten
Opposed: Act like a dog
Abstain: Act like a lolcat
$11 to Alan. Alan and Exec to chair.
Motion to create the Jared and Delilah
Purpose: Shave Jared's beard s.t. he loses his strength.
Moved to table indefinitely. (want to postpone, not table)
Motion to Table this Motion
Motion to create the end of existence committee
Anticipate the re-turning-on of the LHC
KGB + ceaser shift 1 = LHC
Can the LHC divide by zero?
I accidentally a quark, is this bad?
Large Mayonnaise Collider
Hawking Cat is watching you radiate.
In Favor: Collide.
Opposed: Complain that Jared did something stupid
Sells for $5 to zhouyuan. Higgs Boson to chair, if it is found.
Motion to create the maniacal laughter committee
Like Dark Horse and his terrible death whinny... The thoroughbred of sin? I meant Gandhi
In Favor: Wonder how Jared could've forgotten the name of the committee
Opposed: Wave Hands
$7 to Zsparks. Zsparks and Derek to chair.
Real Relevant Announcements
Post ideas to the bboard/exec
Not much publicity for CTFWS. Cover the campus with posters, fence with paint. Contact an officer to get access to paint if you get the fence.
If you can vote, and havn't already. Vote tomorrow. Seriously.
Also, register for 98-030, Egyptology. Shawn's victory lap. W at 7:00 to 8:30. Loads of fun. Akiva took it... spent time doing 213 homework. Doesn't know the guys third son.
ESG. Weird PA shit with Conner.
A KGB Alumn has pointed out that you people can see your feet when you vote, so catch the coin. Also more seriously, bring money as there could be a bake sale.
Sudo apt-get install nethack. Played 10 minutes. Wait, I want a good GPA. sudo apt-get remove nethack.