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Jboning Takes off CIA sweatshirt to reveal CIA shirt, gets saluted Really awful week - don't get sick in multiple ways Ahhh so much work Fails at interesting things IV overnighter Eforney Went shopping for arts and crafts, bought a hat Went to rolls Went to FMarrrrrr, lots of people smiling No new people, except for Tim's guitar Zsparks Shadowrun and grading We got turned down from the frat party because they found out we were crashing EVENT! Improv night! (same thing as mad libs) Arsenij Pretty boring Spent a lot of time drawing twright's hair His cat apparently had an interesting weekend This weekend, it caught a chipmunk, which hid behind the fridge It gets fed human food because it hates cat food submit to pravda Twright HackU Didn't sleep for 35 hours Scorri Went to IV overnighter Was tired Bubbles Pretended to be a CS major Played ultimate, hackU, improv, hackU, etc. anagram "Carnegie Mellon" = "malloc engineer"
Use KGB as a winter reports it's still summer 251 torture committee success but later Ornithopter committee says success Ghost Stories Committee makes a joke... old people get it I think Don't worry it's for science says don't worry about odors and lights Injudicious Excavation I was late to office hours because of shower Fortune Telling Fish committee says worry Ad-hoc death by irony committee says CEO of Segway died by driving a segway by driving off a cliff on a segway Shawn & Quuxum variety hour says many people dislike prostitution Accidentally Jboning'd a presidency apologizes for his absense Spoken Lyrics Committee is HILARIOUS and AWESOME Trebor says people are out of order Gratuitous Obscenity says "ass ass titties titties ass and titties" Injudicious Excavation says minecraft has delved too deep into his free\ time Road trip storytelling committee tells a story about bisons Storytelling committee tells a story about ex-world leaders
Create That's a Good Question, Let me take this off to that's a good question, let me... Sold to twright for $16, chairs him, afalk, and anyone who has removed clothing at KGB Wallace Wells Committee to encourage people to come up with better comebacks Sold to zsparks for $15, chairs kjones Allocate $50 for the event WAA committee with purpose WAA append to purpose " and to provide more dakka" append to purpose " and to speak japanese" append to purpose " and to get tvaughan a pedal for his guitar" append to purpose " and visit people in washington" sold to jchauvin with purp Inception and Vuvuzela committee to BWAAAAzzzzBWAAAAAzzzz postponed indefinitely Swiss Army Knife committee to whatever you need Change name to Swiss Army Committee append to purpose *snik* sold to dkozel for $20 chairs him rocket matt and people who went *snik* Triple High Five committee to self-explanatory Change purpose to "FWAAAAA" Change name of the committee to "FWAAAA" Sold to mbritton for $6, chairs him and tim and anyone who went FWAAAA
EVENT! improv night! in A18* PAY YOUR DUES Booth needs to happen soon - WE WILL BE VOTING ON WHETHER WE ARE DOING BOOTH NEXT WEEK OH GOD IMPORTANT
Next monday - showing of Get Lamp (about text adventures) Ultimate Ninja stuff happening Ultimate Frisbee 430 on friday, meet on flagstaff Relay for life saturday night - sunday morning Glisson (Zombies @ CMU) needs NPC