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Jboning Best weekend ever Friend from HS came to visit CTFWS! Mander and Carolyn stayed at his apartment Puzzle challenge, we got 4th at CMU Chill and relaxing, worked on 545 - his board has video and audio! Eforney CTFWS! Kiltie band, got sunburnt Saw Rocky Horror, it was good R7 party Did sorority stuff which was awesome Ignored commitments and did work New People! Alex, CS major, freshmen, from NJ, holding a tube of paper Zsparks CTFWS! Captured beer with his stomach Captured water with his shirt Linear Logic cafe for lunch - don't worry about it Tried coffee and it was really fucking awful Arsenij Bongiorno ...more stuff in whatever language this is (italian, apparently) submit to pravda (in italian) Twright CTWFS Disk golf, Kiltie band, Rocky Horror, R7, work Scorri Her brother visited for CTFWS Got a screaming monkey! Did the puzzle challenge with jboning and had a great time Emus - they are really funny I swear Did nothing yesterday and it was nice Current state of the treasury - can get ~8 round trip visits and one 1-way visit from csawyer - so we get to keep her! Bubbles CTFWS Went disk golfing, kiltie, Rocky, R7, had fun Did work, raise your hand if you had those zip-off pants that became shorts in 3rd grade
Spoken Lyrics Committee is awesome Booth committee planning meeting on Sunday 1pm in wean 5328, posted to the bboard wrong and will be fixed Quote of the night committee reports "you can't win at sex" "maybe you can't" Spoken Lyrics COmmittee is awesome Shawn & Quuxum with gratuitous obscenity committee misappropriates committee to win the internet to say their friend was plagiarized by the Cooks Source magazine and was told everything on the internet is public source, the magazine was ddosed out of existence, now is on "know your meme" Classify committee approves of marodrig ITR this weekend 10 on wean 4! Anti-penultimate frisbee committee wants to play glowstick frisbee, has a post on the bboard Some wanking about the meaning of anti-penultimate Quote of the night committee reports "it's because you don't eat chinese like a jew" Committee to burn down R7 reports failure Give scorri more sugar is saving money for an emu egg Spoken Song Lyrics committee is awesome Fortune Telling fish committee makes a very clever dick joke, which is followed by more dick jokes The KGB says happy birthday to Shawn's Mom Storytelling Committee tells stories about freshmen year humor, followed by guest storyteller Glisson talking about the fbi trying to order pizza to a psychiatric hospital
Tbroman gets the thing - ITR is not his fault
Create the Breakfast of Champions Committee to Reece's Peanut Butter Cups and Woodchuck Dark & Dry Append to purpose " to eat tiger woods" Sold to Krieger for $7, chairs him and the monkey Create the Committee for the registration of KGB's stuffed mascots to keep them from getting out of control, disupting meetings, and reproducing Sold to dbesse for $9, chairs him and bunny and clam Allocation for $50 for milk and cookies - it's a good idea Create the EEEEEEEEEMMMMUUUUUUU committee to provide for the amusement of others by finding things stupidly hilarious Fortune-telling fish committee predicts resistence by ostriches Sold to scorri for $32, chairs her, anyone who helped buy it Create the manipulating ostriches committee to be the tallest person in the room Sold to quuxum for $4, chairs him Create the stuffed animal mascots rights committee to overthrow exec and replace them with stuffed mascots Append to the purpose " ...EEEEEEEMMMUUUUUUU" fails Sold to mbritton for $20, chairs DISBANDED Allocate $50 for a donation to the person who invented CTFWS if we're allowed to Instead, investigate the permissibility of this Postpone until next meeting!
Annoucements EVENT! KGB takes a nap, PH A18*
Booth discussion planning meeting wean 5328 1pm sunday
Food drive? Other organizations do this, we should contribue Bring big suggestions up at exec before the general body meetings - Wednesdays 430 in the UC Midnight glowstick ultimate? post to bboard ITR saturday, wean 4 10pm