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Jboning Is really tired Had an econ final, wasn't nearly as bad as he anticipated Probably passed econ, so is done with depth sequence Eforney Took an exam, it went okay Tried to go through the back door, nobody opened it, which was a failure Zsparks Is a week away from being done with undergraduate studies Almost done with grad school apps EVENT! Geek Eat! Wednesday! meet at black chairs at 630! RSVP soon! Arsenij Is three kilograms too light to be too light to go into the russian army Did the putnam, it went rather well It's "snowing" so it's pretty warm Fucking Russians Leaving saturday, so this is his last meeting submit to pravda Twright Tried to go ice skating Studied Took the putnam Took the 212 exam, which went well Scorri IV party, played white elephant - got a bunch of stuff Studied. Studied more. but not for the test she has today Bubbles Had a weekend Theoretically involved studying, really involved playing Golden Sun Got his mickey mouse pyjama pants in the mail today - they fit! Yay!
Ad-hoc commitee to not freeze reports eating hot sauce keeps your mouth warm Frozen wasteland committee reports MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA 251 Torture Committee wonders why you're here instead of studying for concepts Zsparks SML dungeon reports instead of the real spanish inquisition, it was more like the monty python spanish inquisition (wrt the 212 final) MLK memorial committee reports he was in a lab meeting, and fell asleep, and dreamed about fantasy warfare between grad students Storytelling committee reports a story about his sister in a shakespeare play as a prostitute, and a person attempting to purchase her Oh shit what have I done committee reports she rubbed the skin off her palms
pcd has the thing - finals are not his fault (but grades you get on your final are!)
Create the PHD Height committee to give Vogel stilts Change purpose to "give vogel powerrisers" Sold to scorri for $1, chairs her, jared, vogel Create the Creepy Stalker committee to stalk the sisters of members of the kgb, including tbroman's, kempy's, but not drew besse's because that's creepy Change purpose to "... especially drew besse's sister" Append to purpose "... and jboning's mom" Sold to tbroman, chairs him and anyone with a sister Create the Red Hat Human Shield Committee to hide behind mcginnis Sold to quuxum for $5, chairs him and anyone being chased by maija Motion to untable the generating functions are awesome committee Passes Motion to postpone indefinitely! - passes - postponed indefinitely Create the KGB Health and Safety Committee to keep people from getting hurt during things we do Rename to Committee of Public Safety Adopt the Burning Man safety policy - "Safety third" Sold to Arsenij for $6, chairs those who actively injure themselves
EVENT! GEEK EAT! email Zsparks right now if you want to go
Tron at 830pm tomorrow in Gates 4401 Culinary R&D will be making hot and cold food on saturday Shelby Cunningham's family has parties ITR this weekend! WHOOO