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Jboning and Eforney Both did Scorri over the weekend No new people Zsparks AI is the worst thing ever Motion planning is really cool Is going to fail his final in about an hour Zsparks might not graduate but probably will No heat in his apartment for three days Plans on calling twice a day until the heat is fixed Arsenij and Twright Some speaking in russian and submit to pravda Scorri Her birthday is tomorrow Got boffer swords Not going to be a teenager Eforney threw a coin down scorri's pants Bubbles Has an exam in an hour, it will be a blast Winter break I'm pretty pumped Finished golden sun 1 & 2 in a week and a half - doesn't reflect well on exam grades
misappropriated committee to give scorri sugar commends eforney Frozen wasteland committee reports half success Misappropriated committee to give scorri sugar reports something about sugary beer Misappropriated committee for spoken lyrics says "every breath you take..."
0 kelvin is pcd's fault
Create Don't think about that one too hard committee to not think about that one too hard Sold to Scorri for $1, chairs her and Jared Create the Beer Snob committee to exist Change name to "Natty Lite appreciation committee" - fails Change name to "Zsparks, the beer snob committee" - fails Change name to "Zsparticus, the beer snobicus committee" - fails Sold to zsparks, chairs him and other beer snobs in the KGB Create the Assmoney committee to put coins in underwear Postponed indefinitely Create the Freud was Wrong committee to Sometimes a cigar really just is a cigar Sold to Scorri for $2, chairs her, walking to the sky, and psych majors
Want to make a puzzlehunt? Talk to Eforney (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Shelby is having a new years party - she has a car - she will post on the bboard