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Jboning Did some stuff Spent all of saturday at home sleeping a lot Eforney Saw the opera and her friend had an aria Worked on her portfolio a lot Wants to get a communication minor, was fooled about an information session New People! Anna, Linguistics, Pittsburgh, shoe size 11 Zsparks Had a good weekend Made a lot of pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaa EVENT! Useless People Auction! We get a lot of dollars because people auction their time Arsenij Had a weekend Read a lot of Russian books, because of a class he's taking about Russian demons Has dealt with rooms, all future meetings will be in DH 2315 forever Has an interesting little story about his cat submit to pravda Twright Friday went improv and event Saturday went skiing Sunday did work Sweatshirts! mark in the box for what size you want Scorri Went to the event! Saw some really disgusting playdoh and fingerpaint Zsparks covered most of his face with fingerpaint Played DnD for the first time Bubbles Nobody cares about the pro bowl Was in a cool improv show Went skiing, it as cool Did SO MUCH WORK His laptop is being repaired for a week after getting lost going to the apple store
Gratuitous Obscenity Committee reports whoever invented autorun.ini should fucking die Legitimately Good Advice committee reports don't have 12 drinks in one hour... ever... Trolling Math committee reports countably infinite, uncountably infinite, countably finite, and uncountably finite The Steelers Committee reports sorry for beating the Jets but not really - they are going to play the packers in the superbowl Booth Committee says there will definitely be an art meeting tuesday at 7pm in porter A19C build meeting saturday at 1pm Nifty 3d renders of the booth! Creepy Stalker Committee doesn't report because of the don't worry about it committee ITR! Saturday at 10pm on wean 4 Fortune-telling fish committee tells the booth committee they should not jump to conclusions Shawn & Quuxum variety hour says shawn had a stress test and got to see his heart in an ultrasound Committee to make witty kitty committees has no ideas Committee for awkward and inappropriate musical accompaniment will be auctioning themselves and playing music Ad-hoc they made an RPG out of that says Bunnies and Burrows! Storytelling committee tells a story about the history of the useless people auction, tells some stupid o'clock stories
Clyde has the thing - bomblab is not his fault this week
Create the Cover band committee to say that certain phrases are cover bands for bands Cover bands suck - that's my cover band Spoken Song Lyrics committee is my Ke$ha cover band Append to purpose "...and bees" Sold to jchauvin for $13, chairs her and afalk Create the Rocket Matt -afeller center to construct a plaza in NYC built by rocket matt Append to purpose " in a cave from a box of scraps" Append to purpose " on ice skates" Sold to Rocket Matt for $4, chairs him and anyone who visits the rocketmattafeller center Allocate $70 for food/supplies/microphone for the event - passes Create the committee of non-cs majors to provide a group and culture for non-cs majors to understand what we are talking about Rename to committee of cs majors and ece majors - fails The first law of pornodynamics is the conservation of ass Change purpose "to transfer into CS or ECE" - fails Sold to jchauvin for $42, chairs her and all non cs majors
EVENT! Useless people Art meeting for booth in Porter A19C at 7pm and build session saturday 1pm in the kage We will be in DH 2315 next week!
Sigbovik! Tbroman is running assassins - tell him if you're interested NPP is doing a 24-hour play festival ITR on saturday