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Jboning Weekend! Boooooth! Pun: "stuck like a porn farce" It has been a year, and I will no longer be a president in like an hour Eforney I did two booths and a buggy! Made of bruises and slept until 3 No new people, excellent Zsparks Events! - bake barter and useless stuff Finished watching the first season of the Wire Is sorry he will not be at KGB next year Future 2veep: don't fuck up! Arsenij Only slept between 7am and 11am since wednesday - not a smart idea! Pravda! there are two, one with actual platforms, one with "interpreted" platforms submit to pravda Twright Booth - it was awesome Smashed a pineapple with a crowbar Winter is coming all over the underside of my laptop as I watched Game of Thrones Scorri Booth! Booth! and more Booth! Couldn't help with teardown because she was sick :( This is the last time people will officially throw coins at her Bubbles Had a weekend - it was exhausting but excellent Booth was awesome, we made a really awesome booth, is really proud of the KGB We are a really awesome group of people
Booth committee would like to report SUCCESS!
Also $0 in fines
Puzzlehunt is this saturday - register at mazeoftwistypassages.com Oh Shit What Have I done worries about making a report after elections
Jboning gets the thing - not knowing who to vote for is not his fault
We purple. Elections! To be continued by the next Recording Secretary.
At this point there is an interlude while twright doesn't take notes and the new recsec has not been elected. tbroman takes up the minutes after recsec elections.
Treasurer candidates jcolmar: throw coins at me! I love the KGB! Shelby: I love money! It goes places and is stampable! The feel of coins hitting your body is surprisingly refreshing, and oh god, money! Please vote for me! Everyone's going to get $2 bills kharring: *pours coins on herself* kharring wins
Sergeant at Arms candidates Xander: loves the KGB. Gets awws. Everyone in the KGB is the greatest person ever at CMU. You can only see his 3rd, 4th and 5th arms if you have second sight. lroop: didn't post a platform. Sorry, had a full week. Heart is in the work, but hand is not in the pockets. Chalkboard erasers are more fun than weapons. Clyde: is batman. And batman. And a ninja. And a cowboy badass. Will maintain chaos^H^H^H^H^Horder. Everything is awesome forever. Is good with stuff. Clyde wins
We have a new exec! President: eforney (1st ballot) 1veep: Bubbles (2nd ballot) 2veep: tvaughan (2nd ballot) CorSec: mmeyerho (3rd ballot) RecSec: tbroman (2nd ballot) Treasurer: kharring (1st ballot) Sergeant at Arms: Clyde (2nd ballot)
Some stories that were told during elections: Shelby was scarred as a young child by seeing Mr. Rogers in a speedo. He has no tattoos. Dan Kirby's cousin tried to pull down a tree with a truck. There is video. tbroman reads Bubbles a belated bedtime story (Jack and the Beanstalk, politically correct version) Quuxum has a story about immigration. Belfast, pregnancy, post-traumatic stress and I-assumed-you-were-dead-so-I-got-remarried-oops are involved. nsaphra tells about her dad stealing from a Black Panther lending library/mobile hospital unit. mbritton also has a dad, who hates hawks by the way. Story involves New York City, a suit, a laundromat, thugs and police. cwooten had a terrible physics teacher her junior year. Then he died, and that's why she's going to hell. twright makes everyone start talking at once. dkirby finds him guilty of insanity. Arsenij has a story in which there is a badly dimensioned couch that earns him a key to the million dollar room.
New Business part 2
Allocated $75 for Useless Stuff Auction Motion to kick Teki in the ass (but oops, it's still jboning) Motion to #define Teki eforney Motion to kick Teki in the ass Events: bake barter, useless stuff auction Bake barter can earn you tampons or crispy hexagons Motion to allocate $200 for exec discretionary fund (passes)
PUZZLEHUNT! It's awesome! Saturday! USELESS STUFF AUCTION! It's awesome! It's Friday! BAKE BARTER! It'll be delicious in your mouth!
We purple. We gtfo.