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eforney Had a weekend. Long PuzzleHunt. Did no work on Sunday, but til 5am on Monday night Someone has her phone :( Bubbles Had a weekend. Useless stuff auction--got stickers. OC training, PuzzleHunt. Thiiiis much work on Sunday. New people: Rosie, from NY, MechE, has brown hair. John, from Morningside, was a baby Gavin, admitted student in CS, matching socks tvaughan is Tim. Had a weekend. Useless Stuff went well. Saw Mamma Mia. EVENT: Last Day of Classes Picnic at an unusual time: 5:30 at the Black Chairs. mmeyerho Has a trechcoat from Useless People. Got tricked by PuzzleHunt. Watched Game of Thrones on Sunday. tbroman is Broman. Had a weekend. Got sick. Throat hurts. Achievement Unlocked: Freshman 15 Lots of work this afternoon getting the attendance sheet to be right. kharring Had a horrible weekend. Hard drive died on Saturday, collapsed in church Sunday. Had worn "I Void Warranties" shirt to collect her MacBook from repairs. Accused of being the murderer because she is the only one not wearing black on exec. Clyde looks like Xander. Had a weekend. PuzzleHunt, dear Lord a lot of PuzzleHunt. Work did not get done. Watched Dr. Who instead.
The Valve Time Travel Committee reports at least 17 counts of massive, massive success. The Ad-Hoc Committee to hear Jared Yell at KGB reports 15 counts of success. The misappropriated Committee to Test the new RecSec is an asshole. The Oh Shit What Have I Done Committee: Whether or not I become a doctor comes down to tomorrow morning. PuzzleHunt Committee thanks everyone. Scorri makes a "surprisingly" good floozy. The Committee to give Scorri More Sugar does so. The "That wasn't supposed to happen" Committee lost a L-rear wheel on a racecar. The misappropriated Committee to Assassinate the President takes a whack at it. Dan Kirby feels left out of the nerf war. Is it his own fault? The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports success. The Ad-Hoc Committee to Impersonate the President says something about shoes. jgg gives his committees away: Robotic [RecSec missed something] given to any and all robots in the KGB Frozen Wasteland given to Barbarians from the Frozen North RocketMatt gives the Gunpowder Plot Committee to the biggest pyro in KGB (Clyde?) RocketMatt gives all his other committees to the Whole. The Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment sings "Goodbye Old People". The KGB Has No Rhythm Committee reports, "Oh god, was that clapping?" The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports "had a weekend!" The Row of Matts Committee asks who is leaving. Many are. They've killed all the Chrises, Sams and Daves. The Oh Shit What Have I Done Committee expands its chairs to all members of KGB.
jboning has the thing. jboning is absent; something is made not his fault.
create: Bubbles Sort Committee to *Bubbles walks like a dinosaur* Everybody walk the dinosaur etc. etc. Thought it was Bubbles' Shorts committee. Reminder: T-Rex Tuesday is on Tuesdays change name to Bubblesaurus Committee Accuse Bubbles' ass as the murderer Committee to turn Exec into kittens disapproves append to purpose: tbromanasaurus and tvaughanodon passes as the Bubblesaurus Committee to *Bubbles walks like a dinosaur*, tbromanasaurus and tvaughanodon. Sold to pcd for $2 - Chairs him and Bubbles
create: This Goes to 11 Committee to *bagpipes played loudly* Motion to censure (fails) Does not go to 12 Changed to Committee to Level Up Bagpipes Why did memcginn second?? Ding is better done on a xylophone passed as the Committee to Level Up Bagpipes Sold to Xander for $4 - Chairs the bagpipe
create: Old People Committee to hand off its chair recursion, oh god Did you mean recursion? Get off my lawn! RocketMatt will be old soon. Ad Hoc Taxidermy committee has a question: what will old people be doing later? The Misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports Forever young lyrics The Ad Hoc Naivete Committee is glad it will never be old passed Motion to JACK'S VAN Sold to jwatzman for $8 Chairs old people who are not chairs right now
create: KGB Rhythm Committee to put no less than 100 needles on each Metronome *people clap out of rhythm* mbritton marches to the sound of his own drum and never took lessons jkeller marches to mbritton's drum Always Late to Kiltie Committee approves Ad Hoc Block Committee makes a knock block joke. passed Sold to pcd for $1 - Chairs pcd and tvaughan
create: The Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Other Door to warn people about carniverous doors What about the Scary Door? Ad-Hoc Michael J. Sullivan Self-Injury Committee approves Random Art on Campus committee still wants to put teeth on the wean turtle and have it eat the cheeto one time, door ate tvaughan The Misappropriated Lord of the Rings Committee agrees: one does not simply walk into more doors. The Misappropriated Injudicious Excavations committee approves passed Sold to pcd for $4 Chairs everybody beneath his door, plus him
vote: Set dues for $10/semester or $15/year for the year. (Same as last year.) KGB treasury has ~$5000 before booth costs. Passes unanimously.
create: mmeyerho is a registered sex offender committee to make the KGB feel self-conscious about its trenchcoats Motion to postpone indefitely passed
create: Abnormally Skinny White Boys Committee to if you take off your shirt and they offer you a sandwich, you're probably a member Something about RecSecs Many skinny committees approve Dennis is appended (to nothing in particular) passed Sold to twright for $5 - Chairs anybody offered sandwich for being shirtless
eforney is named a Hero of the Soviet Union for her work with the Jigsaw.
Trolling is a Art Committee to "Portal was OK" changed name to ...An Science Committee halo is just a ripoff of discworld change to trolling are an science - failed many trolls speak append dbesse and bswolf to committee (but not to the name) motion to change to something failed passed as the "Trolling is An Science Committee" to "The Portal Series was OK, I guess..." Sold for $11 to mbritton - DISBANDED!
allocate $150 for LDOC picnic passed by acclamation
create: Committee to make KGB meetings go faster to put a ball gag in sully's mouth pcd approves mmeyerho does not comment change name to dkap committee change purpose to as if he had a gag in there passed Sold for $10 to tbroman - chairs to be revealed update by tbroman: Chairs myself and Quuxum
create: Rule Phi Committee to keep it Classy change to (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee - appended dbesse only has one more week of class passed as "Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee to Keep it Classy" Sold for $3 to Xander - Chairs all classy KGB members
create: Fails for Lack of a Second committee has no purpose (but oops, it got a second) failed We look up at the sign saying we're looking up
EVENT! LDOC picnic! Fucking delicious! EVENT! Mafia night! leaving Wednesday, 7pm for dinner at Buce de Beppo. Pay dues, pay for useless stuff. Hoodies? Yearbook photo at 5:30? He's coming now. We purple.
If you bought Jack, let's give out candy! Determine location and stuff. LASERTAG! Friday during finals. Leaving at 9:15. est. cost $20. Saturday during finals: Dr. Who marathon! PuzzHunt wants people to help next year - many people are graduating. Photographer shows up and we GFTO.