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Bubbles eforney is late had a weekend - studying, procrastinating event: bbq was fun #define SHITTY_HAMBURGERS pizza tvaughan did 6 assignments in 24 hours spent $240 on pizza for the event EVENT: Mafia Night, meet at 5:30 on Wednesday mmeyerho had a weekend! Xander drew on her arm partied, played Game of Thrones made a Pravda?! Cute kittens! (and an emu) tbroman had a weekend. Event, paranoia which was not paranoid enough studying, laziness, packing has been here 2 semesters, wow bin Laden was killed--not something to be happy about, exactly kharring has a 212 exam--waited to study, but then had a cold. eforney is now present. Had a weekend. Was late due to stuff--her watch was slow? cshaffer Had a weekend Tried to enter a game development contest Did lots of napping and Dr. Who
The Steelers Committee reports the Panthers (and Lions) suck so much they're not in the cat Pravda? The Ad Hoc North Hills Committee reports Pravda? is biased in favor of North Allegheny The Ad-Hoc Block Committee, in conjunction with the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee, has been doing research. Then it makes three funny jokes. The misappropriated BSWolf Committee says wtf? What are you doing on my turf. The 251 Torture Committee reports gearing up for something (the final in a few minutes) The Commitee to Assassinate the President takes another whack at it, then reports exec can never watch its back. The Ad Hoc Pre-Death One-Liners Committee wants some help The misappropriated Matthew Feld Glisson Bodyguard Committee reports "wtf are you doing? You're on the wrong side!" to Glisson. (they had cookies, he says.) The Ad Hoc Is It Safe? Committee would like to ask the obvious question. The Time Travel Committee reports success on behalf of the 251 Torture Committee The dbesse Sounds Kind of Like JFK When He Gives His Reports Committee reports that the bullets are not magic enough. The Ad Hoc Laugh at England Committee reports who's going to remember your wedding? The Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment, with the Guild of Calamitous Intent, has a report: bad guy theme song--"the discordian" The Super Commitee reports tvaughan has been doing awesome as 2veep. Keep up the good work.
jboning keeps the thing when he's not here again: not his fault is his own narcolepsy
Create Emily Forney Memorial Bodyguard Committee to infiltrate her closest circle and pop a cap in her ass purpose changed to ..."closest circle"... (i.e. quotes added) roll call vote motion--denied, appealed, denied failed Create "Fuck You and Your Roll Call Votes Committee" to make sure there are no roll call votes Name changed to the Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee Dennis is appended passed as The Michael J. Sullivan Memorial Committee, with purpose "to make sure there are no roll call votes." sold for $9 to twright - DISBANDED Create The *shotgun pump-action noise* Committee to "cool action movie shit and stuff" Create Out of Order Committee, out of order Bubbles kicks over a chair A report is requested from the Big Rubber Ball Committee. It likes the name of this committee. A report is requested from the Bubblesaurus Committee. Bubbles acts like a Bubblesaurus. A report is requested from the Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment to provide heavy metal backing It provides inappropriate backing instead. passed sold for $2 to dkirby - chairs him and Clyde Create Witty One-Liners About Current Events Committee to You got a wedding? I got a funeral. sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate, I was too busy killing Osama bin Laden. other clever things said abstained (passed) sold for $1 to memcginn - chairs him and other witty people Create committee to append Dennis (as stated) dmeng: the fuck? Dennis is appended obvious exits are north, south, east and Dennis the Dennis in the text adventure is not dmeng Dennis is appended to the Dennis-is-amended--no. Just no. Dennis is "appended." passed sold for $8 to mbritton - chairs him and anybody who ever segfaulted appending Dennis Create KGB OMGASM committee, to restore our status as CMU campus' lovable pranksters 2015 freshmen think we prank people, so we should. jgg: We WERE going to do pranks, I promise! Clarification: it stands for Operation: Mindfuck - Golden Apple Seed Missions motion to append Dennis - failed our last big prank was to "kidnap" a girl from a tour. (We got shit for it from campus) The Committee to get back at Pitt for Stealing the Fence still has to get back at Pitt, via pranks.
Reminder: Your actions are not endorsed by the KGB as an organization.Obelisks were made on CFA pillars. wheelchair, duct tape and walking to the sky? passed sold for $6 to mbritton - chair him point of parliamentary inquiry about the pfennig of pfault--how to change it?
EVENT! Mafia night! Bring cash! Dress classy! The soonest Wednesday! Dues! Pay them! But not now!
Lasertag! Friday night! Good luck on exams tonight. If any member of KGB wants to do Buggy, join Pioneers! If you're around this summer, tell Glisson! Shelby had a dream about drawing Mohammed on the board for "everybody draw Mohammed day" Dr. Who: DH1212, 10AM, Saturday Everyone edit the wiki! we purple we gtfo