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eforney Had a summer! Was working in the psych department here at CMU campus is not as full of bodies in the summer Bubbles Had a summer! new people: (name, major, where from, something uninteresting) Chris, ECE, St. Louis, wearing footwear Elizabeth, CS, southern Maryland, most of the words she uses contain vowels Hilda, CS, Texas, wearing a jacket Lindsay, CS, Seattle, has 2 arms Vilsia, CS, California, hair in a ponytail Stephanie, art, New Jersey, has a height and weight Harris IS, Pittsburgh, is wearing glasses Corey, CS, Atlanta, is wearing contacts Serena, psych/bio, New Jersey, is Asian Snigdha, CS, Rochester (Minnesota), hair in a ponytail Luna, CS, Pittsburgh, can respirate Bill, CS, Pittsburgh, sitting in front row Maria, CS, New Jersey, goes to CMU Edward, CS, New Jersey, has 10 fingers and 10 toes Steven, engineering, Pittsburgh, Shelby's little brother (not what he said) Zach, chemE, New Jersey, cannot breathe underwater Jasmine, mechE, New Jersey, uses pens Jules, MSE, France, is standing Kim, MSE, New Jersey, is an oxygen addict Vis, IR, New Jersey, is standing here Veronica, physics, central Pennsylvania, is from central Pennsylvania Marlena, CS, Chicago area, does not have heat vision David, CS, Carlisle (Mass.), has 2 eyes Tristan, CS, Des Moines, graduated from high school Zane, CS, COlorado, is still alive Jackie, ECE, northern Virginia, is too quiet to be heard where RecSec is standing Delia, IS but maybe CS, Long Island, your mom Alex, CS, Connecticut, doesn't use qtips Miguel, ECE, Miami, walked here Eric, CS, Maryland, there is a circular object on his head with a smaller one inside it Lars, CS, Long Island, went to bed at 11 Mansfield, ECE, Maryland, is not capable of photosynthesis Jason, business, northern Virginia, is a college student Claire, CS, small town in Massachusetts that someone had heard of, no socks today John, chemistry, Long Island, put socks on tvaughan EVENT! potluck in the park, Flagstaff Hill. Meet at the black chairs to head over mmeyerho Had a summer! research. Made pravda?! SUBMIT TO PRAVDA! tbroman Had a summer! Did nothing on his todo list. kharring Explains monies and dues 72,400 skittles' worth of money in the treasury Clyde Had a summer! interned for his dad hung out with afalk the Mets won at some point
The Shawn & Quxuum Variety Hour reports: shawn is back? wtf? and paid his dues?! The Awkward Palm Tree Committee reports awkward venus fly trap The Fortune Telling Fish Committee extends a warm welcome to all KGB freshmen, with dark promises of the future Bubbles will attract wolves in that shirt The Ad-Hoc "Hey! The Treasurer owes me $5!" Committee reports Hey! The treasurer owes me $5! The Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reads some really weird titles of songs The Ad-Hoc Committee to Recruit Freshmen to KGB reports success. The Ad-Hoc Committee to Overrun the KGB with CS Majors reports success. The Guild of Calamitous Intent, the misappropriated Committee to Assassinate the President, and others attempt to assassinate the President. They fail. The "I forgot how many committees I bought last semester" Committee reports, "I can't wait to buy more committees this semester!" The Ad-Hoc Get Down, Mr. President Committee reports, get down, Mr. President. The EEEEEEMUUUUUUU Committee reports emu The Jewish Standard Time Committee reports failure, by being on time for the meeting The Assassins Committee reports success. The Ad-Hoc "This Isn't a Beach?" Committee reports, "This isn't a beach? But I have no clothes!" Storytelling Committee: is confused to be here is drunk with power moral of the story: CMU is hard. CMU is really hard. But you're smart. We're all in this together. College is hard. We can help.
amckinni gets the thing - natural disasters are not his fault
create the Appreciation for the Finer Arts Committee to celebrate people with weird names The Misappropriated Committee to Test the RecSec reports success shawn displays midseason wankery form over an exceedingly long name motion to append Dennis (passed) The Ad-Hoc Committee for Names that Sound Like Henry David Thoreau but Aren't reports success. vote: passes auction: $2 amckinni - chairs anyone wearing a hat at that moment. create the Dramatic Speech Committee to "this committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!" 3 types of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes shawn can redeem us from obscenity, for this is OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY We're in breed hall call to question vote: passes auction: $30 rdmarsh - chairs him and melodramatists create the Celebration of Fine Farts committee to celebrate James Joyce, Shakespeare, Wordsworth, and fart jokes too many seat cushions in this room James Joyce loved his wife's farts vote: fails create the Nerf Armory Committee to arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons we cannot afford to not pass this there will be provisions to arm those who cannot arm themselves the Evil Seafood League and the Guild of Calamitous Intent are wary of this committee *cock the nerf gun* right to bear arms (bear arms!) They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom! ICBNerf? vote: passses unanimously auction: $25 egladdin - chairs him, those with nerf guns, all asssassins create the Homeopathy Committee to market KGB's invention of tap water substitute postponed create the Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of A $5 Debt to (as stated) The misappropriated "Yeah, pretty much that" committee reports, "Yeah, pretty much that." Don't repay the debt! Instead, raise the debt ceiling! The "Cool Committee Bro, Tell It Again" Committee reports success. motion to change the name to "trolling committee to raise awareness to breast cancer research" salute memcginn (fails) we shouldn't pass without creating superexec (6 members) to something debt-ceiling-joke-ish vote: passes auction: $5 goob - chairs him create the Taxidermy Committee (finally) to stuff dead things with cotton eforney has a lot of cotton The Ad-Hoc Committee that Just Thinks Taxidermy is Kind of Creepy thinks taxidermy is kind of creepy. append Dennis vote: passes auction: $7 jcolmar - chairs him, those unhealthily interested in taxidermy
event (Friday) exec (Tuesday) how to bboard (demo) new people make happiness! (yay) pay dues! (by 9/30)
shelby has textbooks xander wants people to edit the wiki ccolombo advertises trucks food pcd: many motions to purple lroop: this thursday: CMU computer club showing Swordfish ITR games this Saturday! 10pm wean 4 lazertag! email dkirby with times. windowless van afalk DMs D&D gswagner adds assocs.kgb.rpg.omg shawn hints at pop occultism committee we have 72400 skittles' worth of money cshaffer needs a roommate