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eforney Potluck! Cool! except for the bugs Saturday. ITR, foam party, drunk people around campus but not at ITR or foam party it's still the weekend! it's raining on the labor day barbeque
Bubbles Had/having a weekend potluck: a grande olde time New People Roberto, CS, Fairfax VA, 13 meal blocks remaining Molly, Seattle, maybe Chem, wears socks when wearing shoes Josh, CS, Wilmington DE, owns a cellphone Brian, Rochester NY, CS, spells name with I Max, ECE, Sunnyvale CA, is very tired Jackie, Northern VA, ECE, 2 uncles Renee, Massachusetts, archie, reads books Rebecca, ChemE/BME, Southern MD, 10 toes danielle, no nickname yet, NY, sometimes brushes hair, Art major Shannon, Corvallis OR, CS, holding a 2011 penny Minh, Chem/Bio, Des Moines IA, used to play piano Margarita, CS, central IL, cornfield in backyard
tvaughan Had a weekend. ups and downs Event was awesome Saturday: stuff happened? he wasn't drunk. Car wouldn't start EVENT! Underground Tour! 7:30, UC Black Chairs, tell your friends
mmeyerho Had a weekend! Event, rock climbing, ITR ITR will happen again Sunday: played diplomacy alllll day lost no friends playing diplomacy? or maybe one now has to do homework submit to pravda?!
tbroman Having a weekend! 4 hours of cooking for potluck - broke jboning's dish. It's ok, it wasn't his nose or anything ITR! R7 movie night! "In Bruges": 126 fucks = 1.18 per minute more stuff happened, but stop right there
kharring Event! Ultimate! it was hawt Saturday morning: kiltie band... oh man high of 94 standing in sun for long times meeting about UT--come to the tour! did work for OS--lots of it 72400 skittles
cshaffer OMG it's his turn!!! Had a weekend! 24 hour game jam, working with K2 made a space game the game has some bugs Shirts! we sell shirts. Found a place to live!
Misappropriated Pop Occultism Committee - Now go to it! It is ready to be pick The Ad-Hoc Committee To Mess with the Minds of Freshmen reports success due to the weather What the Hell Committee: if you're completely confused by what's happening here, we will explain(ish) everything(ish) that is going on here, for a small(ish) charge Storytelling Comittee the story of Superman Lives - a movie that never happened, concerning Kevin Smith The Ad-Hoc Committee to post silly posters in Gates reports success The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee is pleased to report there will be a lower-than-average missing student count after Underground Tour The Misappropriated Water Hates CMU Committee reports "This is what Pittsburgh is really like"
amckinni gives the thing to ccolombo. Not her fault: computer science
create the "Committee to teach generating functions to the freshmen" to as stated the trolling math committee approves motion to stone adamblan we are now in purple dennis appended generating functions are so simple! vote: passes sold $10 rntz, Chairs adamblan
create the "If ___ Had Eyes" Committee to "if walls had eyes..." change name to stoner discussion committee - friendly hey, i just had a great idea: let's have juice! is it the committee ot discuss stoners or for stoners to have discussions? now the "OHHHHH, everyone's a linguist!" committee I'm falling forward but I still want to dance JACK'S VAN! you know, you call 'em fingers, but you never see 'em fing this is too deep Committee to make meetings go faster reports success vote: passes as the "OHHHHH, everyone's a linguist!" committee auction: sold $6 tvaughan, chairs all
create the Stick Up Your Ass Committee to make sure exec follows Robert's Rules of Order call to question vote: passes sold $6 rntz, chairs: sully
create Wait! sully still has something to say committee to give sully chance to talk whenever he wants to call to question the don't worry it's for science committee approves Postponed indefinitely
create Long Distance Comittee to contribute to meetings from long distance Scorri is officiating a bridge tournament bridge is an excellent idea in Pittsburgh Slow Clap Committee reports vote: passes sold $1 dkirby, chairs scorri
create Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee to make cats and hawks even awesomer and *throws paper airplane* motion to change name to Owl-Bear Aviation Memorial Committee fails the Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens approves motion to change name to WHOOOOAAAAA PAPER AIRPLANES ARE COOL - unfriendly, appended to purpose motion to change name to Kiwi-Dewgong Committee - no second vote: passes sold $5 angibson, chairs him and chairs of Committee to Turn Exec into Kittens, the Ad Hawk Committee, others
create Disbanded Committee purpose yeah pretty much that change to "give us your money" committee: vote passes The Ad-Hoc Disbanded Committee, the Ad-Hoc Twice-Dead Committee, and the Ad-Hoc Cat in the Hat Committee approve change to "rebranded committee" - unfriendly "Ad-Hoc Cat in the Hat" expresses quite nicely the goals of the Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee motion to pigeon (we coo) twright reads in part of Robert's Rules of Order vote passes sold $7 mbritton, DISBANDED!
create Squid is Abstention committee to "if you squid you're abstaining, if you are abstaining you squid" change name to squid is not abstention committee - unfriendly change name to octopus is abstention w/ appropriate purpose - friendly only if appended vote passes sold $11 tvaughan, chairs evil seafood league
create Elmo's World committee for when you really want to give a report like this *high-pitched Elmo voice* the Oh God What Have We Done Committee reports The Ad-Hoc Committee to turn exec into Muppets approves ELMO's WORLD! the Ad-Hoc Committee to imbibe Helium aproves now everybody likes doing things in silly voices change name to light elmo on fire - friendly postpone indefinitely - vote fails remember that tickle me elmo doll? Taxidermy Committee approves we should create tickle me broman dolls vote passes as light elmo on fire sold $8 mbritton, chairs furby
allocation for last week's event not exceeding $50 - it's a good idea allocation for Underground Tour not exceeding $100 - it's a good idea
EVENT! Underground Tour, 7:30, UC Black Chairs, dress inconspicuously Dues! Pay them! T-shirts! $10 for members, $15 for nonmembers. Sweatshirts! $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers Activities Fair on Wednesday afternoon Our website is out of date.
if you want to be in places that don't exist, talk to twright Cluster gaming! sunday in 3K purple Glisson is writing an RPG, mbritton likes it, Glisson needs playtesters and writers We want to get Kappa Gamma Beta letters! Knock-Knock joke. If you like writing satire, join readme! gtfo