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eforney Had a weekend! Underground Tour on Friday she was sick, but it was awesome Saturday: still sick. Sorority had a thing Sat night: "hmmmmm..." (still sick) KGB is in the Tartan! Positively! Bubbles Had a weekend! drank $265M worth of booze with Jared Cohon lots of work and laziness New People (name, major, where from, boring thing about them) Jake, History, Atlanta, likes reading Stephanie, BSA Physics/visual art, MD, is wearing black pants Eric, CS, Philly area, was doing homework Sarah, Creative writing, New York, 10 fingers Elena, ChemE, Philly, really wants to sit down Brianna, Cog Sci, San Jose, likes to knit Cammy, Psych/Bio, Pittsburgh, likes ice cream CC, Psych/Bio, Manhattan, has no food allergy Radawan, Econ, NYC (Stuyvesant), no stripes on socks Billy, Math, Massachusetts, brown hair Brandon, CS, Philly, is not the square root of 2 Fernando, History, Puerto Rico, only listens to video game music Ryan, ChemE, Rhode Island, is standing ` Ben, Chem/Phil, metro Detroit, wearing glasses Glenn, MechE (undecided), Atlanta, 11 buttons on him Carson, Math, Pittsburgh, has been to 3 shuttle bus launches Raina, Chem, NJ, periodic table is desktop background Susie, CS, Indiana, holding $.08 Xiaoyun, ECE, NYC, could not be heard from the front James, Communication/Design, San Diego, lots of relatives in Pittsburgh Emily, maybe BME or maybe other CIT, MD, shirt is about mustaches Ryan, Physics, Pittsburgh, sleeps sometimes Molly, CS, Chicago suburbs, cheers for Bears Elliott, ECE, Philly area, where in Philly he's from is pretty boring Tyler, Connecticut, math, there are infinite natural numbers Charlie, BHA - fine art, NYC, "uninteresting thing" is his uninteresting thing tvaughan Had a weekend! is good - Underground Tour was pretty cool EVENT! Get Board Get Carded, 7pm Friday, PH A18* mmeyerho Had a weekend! Underground Tour - held the banner, exciting Had a saturday and a sunday, which had lots of delicious food and someone played with lighter fluid Pravda?! New Pravda?! SUBMIT TO PRAVDA! tbroman Had a weekend! It really sucked. Lots of homework. Underground Tour was fun, but stressful. Yeah, exec does work to do that stuff. Attendance sheet: new people on page 2 kharring Had a weekend! Underground Tour, Kiltie game, nothing else except "not really doing anything" no homework done cshaffer technically had a weekend did things, ate a burger with hummus (thanks, Oren) did sick and sleeping couldn't find phone or keys because he sleepwalks and put them in his backpack
The Ad-Hoc Pfennig of Pfault Committee, along with the Ad-Hoc Interesting Logic COmmittee, reports "Tim, you couldn't have made me sick last week, since it was my fault since you got sick!" The Shawn and Quuxum Variety Hour is back from hiatus The Gratuitous Obscenity Committee, Select Sub-Committee for the Research and Application of Rule 43 reports, whaaaa? The Committee to Give Scorri More Sugar reports success The Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee is seeking volunteers The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee predicts there will be more conflict in the Middle East when the cult of the Mighty Tighty Whitey faces off with the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (or something like that) The Misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee would just like to say, "I'm hungry like the wolf." The Dramatic Speech Committee is mercifully brief The Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee reports that Dan Kirby was told to lower his head today because it was physically too large for those behind him to see The Nonexistent Committee does not report The Ad-Hoc Disbanded Committee reports. The Injudicious Exclamation Committee, the Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7, The Gratuitous Obscenity Committee - Select Subcommittee for the Development and Application of Rule 34, The Committee to Not Throw Up in labbott's Backpack, the Committee to "Give Scorri Sugar", and possibly some others would like to report [REDACTED, replaced with "at 7 with 8 at 9"] The Ad-Hoc Psychology Committee would like to ask, of all of Freud's theories, why do we focus on the ones about sex? The Bad Jokes Committee would like to report, "How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?" The Ad-Hoc Game of Thrones Committee reports, "Winter is coming." The Ad-Hoc Risktego Committee adds Risktego to the list of hybrid games. The Frozen Wasteland Committee reports, "too soon!" The Ad-Hoc Injure the Treasurer Committee reports the presence of coin-shaped welts. The Committee to Ensconce the Treasurer in Liquid Latex would like to point out its existence at this time. The Committee to Turn labbott into a Dominatrix approves. The Pop Occultism Committee does its thing. Storytelling Committee about the day "andrew went down" because of a hot dog in the toaster oven.
ccolombo gives the thing to pcd. Not his fault: inevitable rise of cthulhu
create the Zoning Commission to survey large tracts of land The Ad-Hoc--no, Misappropriated--Classy Motherfuckers Committee reports, "Classy motherfuckers." The Gratuitous Obscenity Committee, Special Select Subcommittee for the Development and Application of Rule 34 does not like competition some Ad-Hoc committee: competition is good vote: passes sold $20 afalk, chairs: her, dkirby, otsachor create the KGB Psychoanalytics Committee to pander graciously to a KGB minority change to Computer Science Committee - passes change to Creative Writers committee - friendly The Ad-Hoc Committee to Take Over KGB with CS Majors says, dang. motion to append Dennis fails. change name to "Oooh, everyone's not a linguist!" Committee - friendly what? vote: passes as the "Oooh, everyone's not a linguist!" Committee sold $4 tbroman, chairs linguists create the Pravdagami Committee to make silly things out of Pravda?! objection: Pravda?! is already silly counterpoint: hawks are awesome yo dawg... append a different dennis (the menace) - no, we didn't Point of Information: what is appending Dennis? Point of Information: your mom Point of Order: your mom isn't a point of information vote: passes sold $6 dmeng, chairs all create the Operation! Committee to appendix Dennis this committee takes precedence (it's an operations joke!) why have the hot dogs developed stalactites? appropriate liver-y during operations? slow clap Committee slow claps Charlie's horse (charley horse joke) no heart for that that takes some gall Benjamin S Wolf Memorial Committee is twitching and doesn't know why Committee of Dennises leaves vote: passes sold $3 quuxum, chairs the set of non-Dennises create the "Ha, I didn't say eforney says!" Committee to "I want you all to stand up" the misappropriated jbonaparte Committee is reminded wistfully of its past the Committee to turn labbott into a Dominatrix sees interesting competition memcginn says a long string of colors "that was the worst implementation of the contra code ever" vote: passes sold $2 shawn, chairs: him, Quuxum, eforney create the Committee to Ensconce the Treasurer in Liquid LaTeX exists Has that ever stopped us before? (...apparently it just did.) create the Hitler Was a Red Dragon Committee to celebrate the playing of Axis and Dragons Godwin's Law this cannot exist because the Axis was eaten by a grue proposal: dredel, LotR edition Kitty Hawk Memorial Committee is very pleased the Ad-Hoc Dungeons and Allies Committee disapproves of this motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order) motion to purple (we are now in purple) motion to seafoam green (out of order) vote: passes sold $4 quuxum, chairs: anyone who has made a Hitler or Dragon parody create BANDED Committee to dis-disbanded the Ad-Hoc Ruthful Committee approves change purpose to "to band with other committees with banding" - appended motion to add flanking rogue-like committee reports ang bandit the Ad-Hoc I Didn't Hear You Quite Right Committee heard something else the Ad-Hoc Spartan Committee would like to say, "DIS..." how much bandwidth does this committee need? more vote: passes sold $3 tbroman, DISBANDED allocate up to $75 for event - it's a good idea
EVENT! Get Board Get Carded - Friday, 7pm, PH A18* Dues! Pay them! by 9/30 Puzzle Hunt! If you want to plan, email aleibowi (that's Bubbles)
food! Resnik and trucks and such Darwin Committee says, cluster gaming! bring headphones to cluster gaming Glisson says he posted to the bboard: doing an RPG, needs playtesters and artists eforney is saluted Xander reports with the Evil Twin Committee, a success, having shaved AND gotten a haircut R7 [REDACTED - @7w/8@9] IM frisbee - we are teaming up!