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eforney Had a weekend! Relay for life! Hung out at Karaoke did AXO stuff Saturday sunday: rolls! first time this year took a nap Bubbles Had a weekend! Improv show Relay for Life filmed stuff for PuzzleHunt did work and shit new people: Jane, MechE, NJ, has a dog tvaughan Free bird is free! EVENT! KGB Goes conspicuously missing (movie night) - DH 1212, Friday 7pm mmeyerho Had a weekend! Karaoke! that was cool went shopping: vintage clothing stores. Now has a halloween costume, that's cool ITR, that was cool OS - passed chekckpoint, also cool now needs to do more OS. Not so cool. has Pravda?! SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?! tbroman Had a weekend! Karaoke was lots 'n' lots of fun Improv show in the middle Saturday is a big blank in memory Sunday: a little work, but the heuristic suitcase law of time management took its toll Forgot the clipboard. Again. Had to go back for it. On the way, saw an old lady who would have ripped him apart with her teeth if he was wearing his Packers hat. "This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." kharring Had a weekend! Partially in CA left Thursday after class. Spent more time travelling than *in* CA? checkpoint 1 was due in OS There is a weird Tartan article about peeing We could take care of a cat for 38 months with the contents of the treasury cshaffer Had a weekend! (probably) doesn't really remember - a blur watched Die Hard with a vengeance be very careful what terrorist brothers you kill
The Ad-Hoc Committee to Throw Money at Non-Treasurers reports two counts of success: Paul and Storm The Ad-Hoc Pravda? Confusion Committee is confused about Pravda? The Ad-Hoc Similarities Between the KGB Wiki and the Fifth Season of "Lost" Committee reports: it raises more questions than it answers... The Kitty Hawk Aviation Memorial Committee thanks mmeyerho for Pravda? The Computer Club Committee says: this weekend, Friday and Saturday, C Club is hosting Demo Splash! Puzzling Committee reports PuzzleHunt is happening! 11/12, 12pm. Recruiting video shown. Sign up at mazeoftwistypassages.com The Ad-Hoc Terrifying Rictus Committee reports Bubbles' smile strikes fear into his heart The Webcomic Committee reports tremendous success... [nobody gets it] "You're all heathens" The Ad-Hoc R&B Appreciation Committee reports: if R. Kelly came to CMU, his andrew would be rkelly Except not really, his first name is something else, not Robert [fact check: his first name *is* Robert] If Andy Dick ever came to CMU... The Ad-Hoc Keeping Pravda?s Out of the Trash Committee reports failure The AndrewID Committee would like to identify Andrew as Andrew Carnegie The AndrewID COmmittee would like to identify Andrew as Andrew Mellon The Ad-Hoc Cold Hands Committee reports: I wear arm warmers now. Arm warmers are cool. The Ad-Hoc What Madness is This? Committee asks, "What madness is this?" (it's Oren's) Storytelling Committee: Sullytelling Sully tells Sullies #7 ("Don't Tell Anybody"), 1 ("You can die of loneliness too!"), 23 ("The Tempest")
the thing: cshaffer gives it to zac. Not his fault this week: the lack of black people in KGB Discussion of the Have Alex Talk About Balls for a Minute Committee to "We're all friends here, you can talk to us" Alex says "Balls" motion to change the name of the committee to "Have Alex Talk About Kittens for One Minute Committee" - friendly Alex talks about kittens and the Unitarian Universalist church motion to change the name of the committee to "Have Alex Talk About Pussy for One Minute Committee" - friendly tabled
create the Immediate, Even Sudden, Improvised Musical Instruments Committee to *blows across bottle* "If you talk through a tube, it becomes an instrument." *Much music is made with mouths* "If you talk through an airplane, it becomes an instrument." If you talk through your ass, it becomes politics." If you talk through a chair, it becomes an instrument." vote: passes sold $4 tvaughan, chairs "I own all the music committees!"
Create That Other Music Committee to bankrupt tvaughan "Boy, this committee sure loves They Might Be Giants!" motion to change the name of the committee to "They Might Be Committee" - fails motion to change the name of the committee to "Tim's Awesome Music Committee That He Will Never Own" - dilettory vote: passes sold $9 dkirby, chairs him
create the Nostalgia Frankenstein Committee to dig up, stitch together, and resurrect the zeitgeist of the '90s Boyz 2 Men did everybody else ever notice there was only one hallway on Boy meets World? and it led, like, everywhere Can we include Doogie Howser in the '90s for the purposes of this committee? Are we really that eager to drowning [sic] in pogs again? Zoombinis! You can buy pogs on Amazon... Motion to purple - we are now in purple "But how do you figure out the algorithm for how many toppings he wants on his pizza?" Motion to purple - we are now in purple Motion to seafoam green - out of order vote - passes sold $3 tbroman, chairs "none of you"
create the Conspicuous Crossover Committee to both anticipate and dread NightRider's Guide to the Galaxy Drew Carey lives in the same universe as Doctor Who motion to change the name of the committee to "conspicuous crossdressers' committee": unfriendly How does this committee feel about linking anything to the past? it anticipates it and dreads it the fanfiction.net Committee reports, oooohh... The Ad-Hoc Goddammit, Comma, You Guys Committee reports goddammit, comma, you guys vote: passes sold $4 jcolmar, chairs him and special guest star the rest of KGB
create Mirror Universe KGB to goatees append to purpose "to cross into the real universe and slay the real KGB" - not friendly change name to Mirror Farmers KGB, purpose to "goats" - unfriendly mirror zsparks listens to Dave Matthews Band, drinks mainstream beer append to purpose "to act completely normal in every way" vote: passes sold $4 sacunnin, chairs people with goatees in next 5 weeks
create the Candy Hospital Committee to care for poor sad injured candies Just give them lifesavers motion to change the name of the committee to the Almond Joy Insane Asylum, with purpose "sometimes you feel like a nut" (fails) I bite off the heads off animal crackers because it's more humane the Committee to Give Scorri More Sugar finds this committee completely unnecessary will the hospital have a Pez ward for bulimia? vote: passes sold $4 memcginn, chairs whoever decides they want to
motion to allocate $50 for movie night - it's a good idea
EVENT! Movie Night! DH1212 We will be voting on Booth themes next meeting! discuss them on the Booth Theme app CtFwS 11/4
Shiny Day next monday Avi turns 21 tomorrow MLP Friendship is Magic KGB Lazertag! Thursday! AXO is doing all you can eat nachos and tacos Come to Urinetown! We GTFO