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Officer Reports

       Had a weekend!
       overnighter was fun and long. Watched Fry and Laurie. There was breakfast.
       Had a weekend!
       overnighter, except not overnight for him
       played Catan and Bang (Bang has hilarious Italian words)
       saturday, did a lot of sleeping. And ITR for the whole time
       Sunday, studying, booth meeting which was productive
       exam tonight
       new people: (name, where from, major, something uninteresting) 
           Alyssa, Miami, CS, can't talk
       looks like pcd
       had a weekend
       doesn't remember much of it
       got really mad at League of Legends
       Event! it appears to be a blank chalkboard
       Had a weekend!
       it involved a kernel
       overnighter--should have departed to work on kernel sooner
       lots of kernel on saturday
       sunday--lots of kernel, then TURNING IN the kernel! then staying up really late doing homework
       Had a weekend!
       started with a 5 hour nap
       Overnight event
       ITR - playtested new rules
       sick and tired
       251 exam tonight
       had a weekend!
       some COSTCOing, some going to the event, but not overnight because oh god work
       oh god work
       oh god work
       still oh god work
       looking forward to flying away
       had a weekend!
       did some stuff
       DM'd a one-off campaign at overnighter
       played video games
       jammed with Oren on keytars
       that's all that is remembered

Committee Reports

   The misappropriated Committee to Use KGB as a Groundhog for Winter: there is not a lot of winter to groundhog
   The Committee to Make Kiltie Band Members Late to Kiltie reports failure on multiple counts
   The Tap-Dancing xander Committee reports minor success due to Magic: the Gathering
   The jbonaparte Committee honors and welcomes the return of jboning and encourages eforney to defend her title however she sees fit
   The Ad-Hoc 451 Torture Committee: WTF, presentations right before break?
   The misappropriated Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee asks: next time kelly reports on our treasury, please report it in Dietrichs?
   Point of Information: did anyone else notice, if you remove 1 letter from dietrich, you have die rich?
   The misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: failure, I didn't sleep this weekend so no dreams
   The ad-hoc Committee to make Xander Watch My Little Pony reports complete failure in every way possible
   The misappropriated Committee to drag Maija to KGB reports success
   The ad-hoc Committee to Name Towns in Video Games reports failure
   The ad-hoc Doctor Who's Weird Fashion Sense Committee reports: I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool
   The misappropriated Animal Free Cruelty Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment *plays bagpipes*
   The Committee to Test the recsec reports failure
   if we have snakes, where are the badgers?
   The misappropriated recsec Hates Fun reports success
   The Time Travel Committee is going to take care of the rest of mmeyerho's birthdays while they're on its mind
   The Puzzling Committee reports: we have extra keycards! Also, we need people to help run next semester's hunt
   Booth Committee: we have a floorplan! We will meet this Sunday again, 8pm PH A18B
   The In Bed Committee, with the misappropriated Pop Occultism Committee, reports: people find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner...flattery will get you far tonight...nice guys finish last

Old Business

   the Thing goes to afalk. Not her fault this week: Pittsburgh weather

New Business

   create the Good League of Good to in greatest Pittsburgh day, in brightest light-polluted Pittsburgh night, the Evil League of Evil shall not escape our sight
       dkirby: motion to change the name of the committee to the Evil League of Evil (fails)
       the Guild of Calamitous Intent says, bring it, bitch!
       the Evil Seafood League merely waves its tentacles
       Point of Information: is the Good League of Good going to be lawful, neutral, or chaotic? (yes!)
       the Airship Piracy Committee, as a chaotic good organization, throws its support behind the Good League of Good
       the Guild of Calamitous Intent would like to point out that it isn't really that evil, just chaotic
       the Oh Shit, What Have I Done? Committee wants this committee to succeed so that the Oh Shit, What Have I Done? Committee can avoid having to invoke itself
       vote: passes
       sold $11 afalk, chairs all who oppose things that are not good
   create the Committee to Ensconce the Treasurer in Joint Compound to ensconce the treasurer in joint compound
       kharring: "I think that would be murder"
       motion to change the purpose to "ensconce the treasurer in scones" - passes
       these scones will be made of joint compound!
       motion to change the purpose to "to explain scones to Kelly" - friendly
       Challenge: scones are cones with esses on them!
       motion to change the name to "Committee to ensconce the treasurer in scones" - failed
       vote: passes
       sold $3 tbroman, DISBANDED
   create the Lovecraftian Horror Assimilation Society to ooooh, now everyone's Cthulhu!
       The ad-hoc Borg Collective Committee approves
       The Awkward Palm Tree Committee approves
       The ad-hoc Eldrich Horror that is Quadruple Terms Committee approves
       The Evil Seafood League is halfway there already
       The Oh Shit, What Have I Done? Committee eyes this with caution
       The ad-hoc Floppy Mohawk Committee approves
       The misappropriated Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee approves
       The ad-hoc Floppy Ears Committee approves
       The ad-hoc Floppy Disks Committee approves
       motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
       The Good League of Good is wary
       The ad-hoc MarioKart Item Committee approves
       The ad-hoc No-Shave November Committee approves
       The ad-hoc Miskatonic University Alumni Association approves
       The misappropriated Supersonic Limbo Committee approves
       vote: passes
       sold $2 pcd, chairs him
   create the Emily Forney Teapot Committee to "short and stout... bitch"
       this committee is perfect in every way, call to question
       p of i: where is your handle and where is your spout?
       p of i: where is your stout?
       p of i: what do you shout when you get all steamed up?
       the Jaunty Chapeaus Committee, unrelatedly, reports margaret's wearing one
       vote: passes
       sold $6 dmeng, chairs eforney
   create the SPAAAAACE Committee to explore space, with portals
       ess, pee, ACE!
       mmeyerho and paul's kernel is GlaDOS
       dad, are you space?
       the ad-hoc No Spoilers Committee please don't spoil
       dkirby: guys, guys, I don't know if we should make this committee, because some of us are under 21 and we might not be able to go to the spacebar
       mhranick: any further discussion should be done in GlaDOS voice
       tvaughan: I'm sorry, I can't do that
       vote: passes
       sold $2 dmeng, chairs margaret and paul's kernel
   create the Last-Minute Thanksgiving Hunting Committee to where are those turkeys when you really need them?
       Sorry, nobody here but us chickens!
       motion to call people who make bad puns turkeys
       sacunnin: I'm just winging this
       the misappropriated Add Hawk Committee reports: we know where they went!
       tvaughan: is it just me, or is this monday starting to look like a monday?
       ccolombo: tofurkey
       Oren: why does Clyde have a shuriken?
       vote: passes
       sold $3 rntz, chairs turkeys
   create the Neutrality Committee to remain neutral
       anbrown has no opinion
       pcd: feels very strongly about the obvious jokes that will be made for this committee
       dkirby: I don't know but my gut says maybe
       dmeng can neither confirm nor deny what side he's on
       pcd: release the puns!
       shank: if I don't make it, tell my wife I said "hello"
       motion to rename to the Neutered Committee - friendly
       avi: protest this committee on basis of anti-klingon sentiment
       vote: passes as the Neutered Committee
       sold $3 tbroman chairs all who are neutral
   create the Arrested Development Chicken Dance Committee to *dance*
       people make tons of arrested development jokes
       the Supersonic Limbo Committee reports *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*
       vote: passes
       sold $3 ccolombo, chairs anybody who ever does an interesting chicken dance
   create the HAL9000 Committee to I'm sorry, eforney, I can't answer that
       I'm sorry, Oren, I can't let you do that
       this Committee is to important for me to allow you to jeopardize it
       open the pod bay door, HAL
       add iPhone 4S to purpose (friendly)
       does this committee involve anybody of us turning into giant space fetuses? (yes!)
       the Conspicuous Crossover Committee approves of this discussion; would like to see a Detective Munch cameo
       motion to postpone indefinitely - fails
       vote: passes
       sold $6 oren, chairs him and all of the computers
   create the Measure of Respect C to explain to the KGB what salutes mean
       pcd explains what a salute means
       motion to table - passes
   create the Mac and Cheese Committee to find every Mac computer and make its homepage "cheese"
       motion to change the appropriate part of the purpose to "cheeseorfont.com" - friendly
       motion to append to the purpose "and find really good mac and cheese" - friendly
       Belotti: cheese or font?
       kharring: my last name is also a font
       vote: passes
       sold $4 tbroman, chairs Wisconsinites


   EVENT: movie night. We won't be here, but you might be. Vote on the movie however you want!
   Booth meeting Sunday night, PH A18B 8pm
   PuzzleHunt! YOu should run it!


   Maija is having a thanksgiving thing
   seafoam green (out of order)
   safe travels
   we gtfo