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eforney weekend crazy omg loves everyone omg get me the fuck out of this school right now Bubbles Had a weekend! it involved CtFwS played Mash in the judges room during game 3 buddy from home came to visit R7 party was cool did all the work on sunday new people Marie, Florida, ECE, reads a lot Aaron, math, New Jersey, his fact is uninteresting tvaughan Had a weekend! mostly sick, but that was ok helped stock things for party, got a $1 milkshake event: movie night. Bring movies. There will be voting systems. mmeyerho Had a weekend! CtFwS - lots of running around, saw some flags but didn't capture any Saturday - lots of sitting pretending to do work, r7 party - lots of scritches Sunday - lots of sitting pretending to do work now has to actually do work, it's kind of annoying spring break coming up SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?! tbroman Had a weekend! It was sweet. CtFwS was awesome, and went pretty well. Tape-measure-lengthening competition during Booth build R7 party, barrels of fun and other things No work on Sunday - wanted to play Halo with people, but everyone else in the house had work... *sigh* kharring had a weekend similar to others', except Broman's did stuff, then more stuff capturing flags, r7 party, build, cleaning up, stuff cshaffer had a weekend CtFwS was in his weekend shared weekend experience didn't go to a party; was doing 150 went grocery shopping, now has food in his fridge/is an adult then impulse-bought a riot shield on Amazon distributed...
The ad-hoc Totally a Normal Member of Society Committee reports: I now think it's normal to throw money at the treasurer and call it fundraising... The ad-hoc I've Got a Lot of Catching Up To Do Committee and the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee report: this is a song for the ladies (twright) The Red Team Committee reports one count success, 2 counts failure The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee, in conjunction with the Committee to use the KGB as a Groundhog for Winter, reports: the prophecy is finally come true, Pittsburgh broke spring before spring break (angibson) The Committee to Bring Shank to Campus reports massive failure, partial success (Shank) The ad-hoc Graceful Aging Committee reports: gwillen is oldest person here (gwillen) The misappropriated Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7 reports: potatoes on the ceiling The Time Cube Committee reports something Point of information: were any of those flavors Rocky Road? The ad-hoc Pittsburgh Natives Committee: will any of exec be here next Monday to run a meeting? no meeting next week The Committee to Get Drunk Off of Birthday Cake reports success The Fence-Painting Committee reports: actually you can destroy a laptop keyboard with a lamp The ad-hoc Committee of Noticing Things reports: airplane in the ceiling The ad-hoc False Flag Operation Committee reports massive success Nomcom does nominations The ad-hoc Sitting Committee reports failure The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports: he did not nominate himself for anything... (dkirby) The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports success! The misappropriated Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee notes: he also declined nomination for something!
mbritton keeps it. not his fault: the breaking of spring
create the Hobbit Reminiscience Committee to dude, we should totally get the Fellowship back together! yo remember that time we found all that treasure? aww man... this committee SHALL NOT PASS! your love of the hobbit's leaf has weakened your mind hobbitses hobbitses hobbitses whoa man aren't you glad that giant spiders are scared of elf flashlights? the only brew for the brave and true comes from a green dragon the misappropriated KGB A Cappella Choir reports success have you ever noticed their hands are like whoa when did a ring get on my finger one does not simply walk into Mordor... it's too hot the ad-hoc Wrong Reference Committee says: the cake is a lie motion to change the name of the committee to the Conspicuously High Hobbit Reminiscience Committee - unfriendly motion to change the name of the committee to the High Hobbiton Committee - friendly vote - passes as the High Hobbiton Committee sold - $3 tvaughan, chairs him, anybody else who wants to get the fellowship back together
create the Tostitos Committee - to T-t-t-tostitos! can you repeat that in song? (yes, he can) the ad-hoc Blatant Racism Committee says: that motion to change the name of the committee to the Low-Quality Racism Committee - friendly the ad-hoc Committee to See Alex Make Funny Noises approves always remember your racism was made by the lowest bidder the ad-hoc R7 Synesthesia Committee sees Alex make funny noises all the time vote - passes as the Low-Quality Racism Committee sold $2 twright, chairs him and everyone who recognizes letting thomas chari racism is a bad idea
create the Committee to steal Clyde Shaffer's Identity, to as stated you know that his social security # has a 4 in it cshaffer's SSN is ***-**-**** the Guild of Calamitous Intent approves the misappropriated Apathetic League of Neutral Switzerland is going to sit back and watch what happens the Clyde's Bonnie Committee asks: who have you been all this time? it's simple - we steal the Batman's personal identity I see Clyde, but who's the smurf? what if we accidentally steal Australia in the process? have you ever seen Clyde and Australia in the same room together? vote: passes sold $3 memcginn, chairs cshaffer, whoever he happens to be
create the Ad Hoc Add Guac Committee to Kelly and to add avocado dip to other committees the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee would like to make sure we never add guac to a hawk what are you talking abou?t why wouldn't we? motion to change the name of the committee to the Committee to Give Kelly More Guac - unfriendly, passes the Arrested Pursuit Committee reports unwanted success the Time Cube Committee asks: any other spices? (yes) motion to append guacamole to the purpose (not the word, some actual guacamole) - friendly motion to change the purpose to "to wean Kelly off the color purple using guacamole" - no second the Ad Hoc Block Committee reports, if you take away someone's avocado, it's a guac block (Xander) report requested from the Low-Quality Racism Committee - t-t-t-t-tostitos! (acrichto) man it's so like those south-central asians to like guacamole vote: passes as the Committee to Give Kelly More Guac with purpose "Kelly and to add avocado dip to other committees; guacamole (not the word, some actual guacamole)" sold $3 twright, chairs him and everybody amused by that
create the Dubstep Entertainer C to wub wub wub wub postponed indefinitely
create the Game of Quantum Thrones Committee to measure the Stark effect you won! ...or did you? in the game of thrones, you win or you die. or both. if you put Spock in a box with radiation, does he still like guac? if you land on a square with a chute on it, you go all the way back to the start would Schrodinger be the villain? motion to stop talking about science vote: passes sold $2 amckinni
create the Committee to Keep Talking About Science to iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium, And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium... new math... new math the ad-hoc tbroman Hates Fun Committee is surprised if you're wondering, new math happens after 2am the ad-hoc Committee of Artists Against Science says, that kind of science is OK remember, infinity is only six feet away the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee disapproves the ad-hoc Scientists Against Art Committee asks: what's wrong with us? the ad-hoc Poets Committee says WORDS! na na nananana just a boring square the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee is surprised at the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee save conversation for art vs science what happens when art and science war? vote - passes sold $2 tbroman, chairs filibusterers
broman removed from duties temporarily
create the Giant Banana Comittee to giant banana (sacunnin) unrelated... the Jbonaparte Committee approves (angibson) motion to change the name of the committee to the Giant Banana Float Committee - unfriendly, fails point of information: I live in a giant bucket motion to append eforney in a banana costume to the purpose - friendly how does this committee feel about hammocks? the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports: it's peanut butter jelly time motion to change the name of the committee to the Emily Forney Memorial Committee, Formerly Known as the Giant Banana Committee - friendly the ad-hoc Conspiracies Committees: are the names of these committees as big a foreshadowing as the title of Death of a Salesman? vote: passes as the Emily Forney Memorial Committee, Formerly Known as the Giant Banana Committee sold $5 sacunnin, chairs DISBANDED
allocate $50 for snacks for event - it's a good idea
event!movie night! 7pm friday, DH1212 booth build wednesday, 7pm. Maybe Saturday? Maybe not. pay for Useless People, please t-shirts, you can get them
nwf makes an out-of-order report from the Ministry of Truth: people born after 1989 are works of fiction we purple we gtfo