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eforney looks like mbritton won Greek Sing! was the president of KGB Bubbles Had a weekend! primarily featured him on the Tartan being more athletic being Thomas Wright Saturday: did lab stuff and booth stuff and actually did homework on Saturday night - spent 16 consecutive hours with Scorri on Saturday Sunday: more work new people: (name, major, where from, uninteresting fact) Robbie, probable CS, Boston, likes black tvaughan Had a weekend! ran 1 game of D&D, tried to play another but failed because egladdin is doing too much apex awesome weekend - was the best - you all wish you could have been there, but you couldn't Find the Event was awesome. spoiler: it started where it ended event: Improv Night. Improv Night 2: Electric Zaboomafoo mmeyerho Had a weekend! ran around for Find the Event before Find the Event and then watched people run around for Find the Event Saturday: assumed Booth was going until 6, but it stopped early so she didn't do so much stuff dancing, ITR, capture the flag with ITR Sunday: did no work even though she really intended to announcement: next Monday we will have our picture taken for the yearbook! Dress inconspicuously. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?! tbroman Had a weekend! Friday: played Ultimate for the first time this spring lost, then un-lost his iPod. Never actually lost it. event: Find the Event went well. Played Cards Against Humanity. You all are horrible people but love you anyway. Saturday: Booth, ITR. ITR: fun new variants Sunday: disc golf. Later: was surprisingly productive--started Matrix homework more than 24 hours before it was due kharring Had a weekend! very similar to others' Find the Event setup was crazy Cards Against Humanity was awful and awesome Saturday: built a fucking table Sunday: oh, only have one homework thing... didn't complete that until 7:30AM because read the Hunger Games instead her kindle died, so she had another incentive to get it done, but... online reader.... cshaffer Had a weekend! didn't actually do a whole lot like a weekdays, but with less class did things, is pretty sure
dkirby: the misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: didn't do any of that sleeping bullshit dkirby: the Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee has a science report: people with lots of Facebook friends tend to be more egotistical and narcissistic egarbade: the ad-hoc Blatant Racisms Committee approves of the black choice dmeng: the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee reports: why did Thomas report on anything? twright: the ad-hoc Thomas has a Right to Speak Too Committee reports: bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks ccolombo: sorry, I walked in late. Can you repeat that in song? dmbrown: did a google search for "counter affair": first result is the KGB wiki memcginn: the Eforney is Pretty Committee reports mbritton's bra strap is not showing NomCom does nominations
thing: ccolombo keeps it. not her fault: weather.
create the Ministry for Mistranslation (amckinni) to my hovercraft is full of eels mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the Ministry From Mistranslation - friendly dmeng: the ad-hoc Engrish Funny Committee approves twright: the Low-Quality Racism Committee reports: being a white person, I'm not very good at racism jsappel: the ministers of the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, etc. ministries are prime ccolombo: motion to append silly walks to the purpose of the committee - friendly egorelik: your base belong to us dmeng: dammit Google Translate tvaughan: translationparty.com got a lot more boring when Google Translate improved vote: passes as the Ministry from Mistranslation to my hovercraft is full of eels; silly walks sold $2 ccolombo, chairs: the most graceful people
create the Betelguese Committee (sacunnin) to make sure the KGB doesn't say Betelguese 3 times or more mbritton: Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls... dmeng: the Orion Fan Club wants to know what's so bad about naming one of its stars dkirby: the ad-hoc I Used to Be an Amateur Astronomer Committee asks: when did beteljez start getting pronounced weird? tbroman: the Supersonic Limbo Committee reports vote: passes sold $2 tbroman, chairs beetle juice drinkers at summer camp
create the Committee to Convince tbroman to Raise his Children to Speak Only in the Elmo Voice (ccolombo) to yeah pretty much that tbroman: the Light Elmo on Fire Committee reports: AAHHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHH! vote: passes sold $6 tbroman, chairs DISBANDED
create the twright Has a Right to Speak Too Committee (twright) to because no meeting would be complete without casual racism tvaughan: motion to change the purpose to "not really, no he doesn't" - unfriendly, passes postponed indefinitely
create the Sub Committee (sacunnin) to submarines, submarine sandwiches, and substitute teachers mbritton: I don't mean to dominate the discussion, because that would be a little sadistic dkirby: motion to append to the purpose "subroutines" - friendly motion to append "subterranean" to the purpose - friendly anbrown: motion to append "subwoofers" to the purpose - friendly cshaffer: the ad-hoc Trying To Build a Concrete Submarine Committee approves dkirby: motion to append "govenment controlled substances" to the purpose - friendly amckinni: we're not being very subtle... egarbade: the Overly Friendly Committee approves; motion to append substances in general to the purpose - friendly tvaughan: opposition to this committee appears subdued *more puns* vote: passes with purpose "submarines, submarine sandwiches, and substitute teachers; subroutines; subterranean; subwoofers; government controlled substances; substances in general" sold $2 tvaughan. Chairs: badgers, the subterranean masters of this world. and also stalagmen
allocate $50 for snacks - it's a good idea
create the Committee That's Only in Order if it's Out of Order (cshaffer) to I can't quite decide dmeng: the ad-hoc Russell's Paradox Committee says screw you Clyde egarbade: point of order: this isn't a point of order tvaughan: one time I dreamt this committee was in order, but when I woke up, it was a ghost Xander: crazy train! we purple tbroman: motion to change the name of the committee to the Committee that's Only In Order if it's In Order - friendly sacunnin: nothing, never mind memcginn: the misappropriated Committee of the Fill previously approved of this committee tvaughan: motion to allocate 50 boondollars for lava-proof boots for exec dmeng: motion to change the name of the committee to the Russell's Paradox Committee - friendly amckinni: motion to change the name of the committee to the Brussels Paradox Committee - friendly mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the Clyde Will Accept Any Name Change Committee - unfriendly jzimmerm: motion to change the name of the committee to A Supercommittee of All Comittees that Do Not Contain Themselves - friendly twright: motion to change the name of the committee to Clyde Will Not Allow Me to Change the Name of This Committee - friendly egorelik: motion to change the name of the committee to The Set of All Committee Names that Are Not the Name of This Committee - friendly tvaughan: motion to change the name of the committee to The Set of All Waffles that Are Not Delicious - appended memcginn: motion to change the purpose of the committee to the set of all purposes which are not purposes of other committees - unfriendly, fails tbroman: point of order: there have been no paradoxes at all during this committee discussion vote: passes as the Set of All Committee Names that Are Not the Name of This Committee/the Set of All Waffles that Are Not Delicious with purpose "I can't quite decide" sold $2 twright, chairs everybody who he decides to be
create the Fuck Robert Committee (kharring) to Robert and his rules can suck it mbritton: yeah I don't want to speak in turn, fuck all of you dmeng: motion to change the name of the committee to the Who the Fuck is Robert Committee - friendly dkirby: what's a bylaw? is that a law that's into other laws? jsappel: motion to change the name of the committee to Your Committee Name Just Got Hijacked - unfriendly egarbade: motion to append Kelly's face to the purpose - unfriendly, passes vote: passes as the Who the Fuck is Robert Committee with purpose "Robert and his rules can suck it; Kelly's face" sold $3 mbritton, chairs Robert
create the Violence is the Answer Committee to report immediately after anything twright or mbritton says Xander: the Guild of Calamitous Intent approves memcginn: no, violence is the question. The answer is yes. egarbade: nerf during KGB? mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the twright and mbritton Are the Two Best Members of KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails sacunnin: the Fonzie Committee disapproves twright: motion to change the name of the committee to the twright and mbritton Are the Two Best Members of the KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails dmeng: the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee will stay away memcginn: motion to change the name of the committee to the tbroman Is the Best Member of KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails dmeng: 5 tbroman points for memcginn mbritton: motion to change the purpose of the committee to "what is a stringed instrument slightly smaller than a cello?" - unfriendly, fails kharring: motion to change the name of the committee to duct tape is the answer - unfriendly, fails amckinni calls the question vote: passes sold $3 tbroman, chairs Scorri and anyone else who feels like hitting people (except him)
create the Mighty Morphin' Power Committee (sacunnin) to speak with as much action and as many arm movements as possible mbritton: what about poor lip-dubbing? ccolombo: you can tell it's photoshopped because you can see the pixels egarbade: all 1950s TV is photoshopped tvaughan: the ad-hoc Zordon Committee says: yeah, stop bad guys mbritton: motion to spin off several dozen KGB spinoffs ccolombo: does one of twright's committees wantt to comment? twright: the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports: baby are you down,down down down down tvaughan: motion to solve our average teenager problems while we fight bad guys sacunnin: just to clarify: the yellow ranger is Asian, the black ranger is African-American... dmeng: I'm glad I never really got into Power Rangers vote: passes sold $3 tvaughan, chairs Voltron
EVENT! Improv Night 2: Electric Boogaloo, PH A18C, 7pm Booooooth! Carnival is coming up. Wednesday 7pm, Saturday 12pm t-shirt designs please Yearbook picture next Monday! dress inconspicuously!
visvesva: student body presidential debates starting now gswagner: polish food night tonight at his apartment running a one-shot Dresden Files rpg tvaughan: his friend Connor, the president of Game Creation Society, is working on an ARG for tvtropes. He could use help. cefallon@andrew scorri: fencing tournament this Saturday, come to that thing if you want to watch tbroman: The Most Dangerous Game will start tonight gtfo