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Bubbles: Had a weekend. Had a final for which he did not study, but he is done now, so he gives zero fucks. He is now in a packing frenzy and has realized that he has too many bedsheets. (After much deliberation it was decided that he should make sails for a checkered pirate ship. Maybe using staples.)
Tvaughan: Looks like Oren. Had a weekend and is pretty tired. Forgot his guitar.
Tbroman: Had a weekend. Is done with finals, which is pretty cool. Had a relaxing weekend where there was a Sherlock marathon which was awesome. Whoo, summer! We have summer meetings at 4:30 on the steps of DH. Show up an hour fashionably late.
Margaret: Looks like Caroline. Had a weekend. Finished last final and there was lots of sleeping, Dr. Who and other TV. Is packing to move two doors down.
Xander: Is already missing Organic Chemistry. There must be something wrong with him.
Kharring: Looks like eforney. Worked on thesis, procrastinated, got drunk, and looked at imgur.
Marlena: Did not have a weekend - 251. [REDACTED]. In a daze now.
The Ad-Hoc Temporal Relative and Physics Troll - same time as eforney's report and time is always moving foreward.
Chief of time - Who stole all the time? Marlena kicks Sacunnin's ass
The Time Mafia denies responsibility
CFA committee - Way of spelling recycling bin - Relycing
Story telling - Glisson tells the story of the Gimli Glider (originally by Goob) involves the ballsiest pancake of all time.
251 Torture committee - success
pfenning - Mckinnie has the thing. The earth is not his fault.
Spiderthigs committee Purpose: take a thing and pretend it is spider like and sing about it. Its a good idea Spoken lyrics: Spider thing... Repeat that in song: Spider thing... What is not your spider fault? Passes. $1 to McGinnis. Spider people chair
Sleepy turtle president committee. (When he said "are there any more committees", Bubbles looked like a turtle.) Purpose: To get bubbles to get us to stack up so he can get as high as possible. Append - To give Bubbles a stack of mashed potatoes. Also, Yurtle the Lobotomized. Passes. $2 to Broman. Anyone who has played that snapping turtle card in Cards against humanity. You know the one.
Fist bump R&D committee: Purpose: research new fist bumps, high fives, etc. Eforney: Dildo bumps? ccolombo makes glisson uncomfortable. High five -> turkey -> thanksgiving Eiffel Tower = high five Fuck you handshake from eforney and broman Snail high five Yelling high five Racist high five passes $7 to eforney. People who want to do fun high fives chair.
Because the name and purpose shoud be kept straight The committee for grossly boring semantics The ministry of silly purposes approves Name and purpose are reversed twice Motion to change name to "Tbroman's name" Bromine is a good leaving group in an Sn2 reaction. I will destroy you all with my name lazor Has that ever stopped us before committee - Name has been changed and tied into a bow Change name to abuse of friendly creators - friendly Append "append" to name and purpose - friendly Append to name "overly friendly" - friendly Your committee got hijacked: success Change name and purpose to "Call to question" - passes WAAAAAAAAAUUUGHHHHHHH (Your committee got hijacked is always misappropriated) Question is called. Passes. $3 to Scorri. People who like to call the question to chair.
Locomotion committee Purpose: to do the locomotion. Motion to append "Four" to the beginning of the name - failed Motion to append part of the hokey pokey to the purpose - passed Change purpose to "Hey macarena" - passes Change name to mochalotion committee - failed Change name to mochalotion locomotion - no second CRAZY TRAIN Change name to grand funk railroad - friendly Call to question Passes. $2 to Broman. Disbanded
Append committee "" Append "here we go again" Append "Ix" Append "X, Y, and Z" #Z is pronounced "Zed" Append "icitis" to purpose Nothing happened for a good while. Strange. Append performance art, claisen condensations, Ugi and Mannich reactions, a bear, and ectomy. (drawing of a cactus) Append umlauts to all vowels in the purpose. Test the RecSec reports success. RecSec reports: Fuck you! I forgot my laptop so I am writing these minutes by hand so the JOKE IS ON YOU, BITCHES! Append a running chainsaw Append headbanging Xander to purpose Append the population of Canada and McGinnis to purpose Passes. Sold for $2 to Broman. Disbanded.
Tbroman could not disband this committee Tbroman could not possibly disband this committee Tbroman: Motion to postpone indefinitely - fails Oren: It's time to get the disband back together! Passes. $9 to McGinnis. Disbanded
Fillibuster committee Purpose: Started in 18dickety2. Teh number 20 was.... (Broman is a wanker) You can read a phonebook or dictionary but have no class. I would like to have a moment of silence for Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Christian is dilatory. Rose reads the Sandman. Which is awesome. Everyone damn well appreciates it. Passes. $8 to broman. Broman, twright, sully to chair.
Real Relevant announcements: We do not have an event. Puzzlehunt will meet over the summer
Shmucks Who Like to Mouth Off: Xander is looking for test subjects, money. McGinnis throws money