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This is not a meeting. It's a KGB Fireside Chat.
Broman Had a weekend They've been increasing in resemblance to weekends. Done! Has to grade tomorrow, but doesn't have to think to do that, just judge. If you put dead people by a fire, they burn. Caroline Had a four years. Approx. 23 minutes ago, submitted thesis! Now has to clean up her studio and turn in her keys New People: Owen Kahn. CS Major. From Portland, Maine. Has normal number of fingers and toes. JRAM Had a weekend. Began on thursday, when he took his final finals and turned 21. No event! It's Summer! Unofficial meetings will be on Mondays at 5:30. Marlena Had a weekend. Something about new bike fenders. Probably went climbing at some point. Went to chicagoland to hang out with her dad. Having a rad time, will be back tuesday. Zora Had a weekend Weekend started at 11:30 on Friday, when 112 was over. After that wandered around aimlessly for like 20 minutes. And then goofed off all weekend. Dillon Had a weekend. Actually cared about finals? Mike Had a weekend. Involved not studying, not quite finishing portal 2, and good food.
Daniel John Is So Full of Himself Committee: Ran fastest mile in months 8:40, lifted weights, came here. Alcoholist Committee: Pineapple is tasty Kirby & McGinnis Variety Hour: Has full attendance for the summer! Spoken Song lyrics Committee reprises it's first report: Jesse's girl. Something about sex. Y'all can look it up. Misappropriated Alchoholist Committee: Resisting urge to make cake squared Bequeathment Committee Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompanyment: Estelle Evil Seafood League: Xander Dramatic Speech Committee: bubbles -> tvaughan -> bubbles -> jack Staring Dramatically Out the Window Committee: No one, it doesn't exist. stallingstallingstalling Thomas gives everything horrible, gross, and filibustery to Victor Rate committee: JRAM Penultimate Frisbee Committee: Dillon and Will dkirby's committees: Brian Chicken Dance Committee: Caroline Rhetorical Question Committee: Broman ad hoc Ping Pong Committee: pew, pew, PEW Chicken Dance Committee: Ackoodlydoo, ackoodlydoo! Thomas: Point of order is specifically asking the chair a question. Fonzie: AAAAAA is how I answered every multiple choice question.
The Thing! Stephen is not responsible for sticking a superball in the middle of the Thing during the summer
Self Fulfilling Prophecy Committee: to create the Staring Dramatically Out the Window Committee and make tvaughan a chair purpose changed to "to create the Self Fulfilling Prophecy Committee" DONE title changed to "the Staring Dramatically Out the Window Committee" DONE Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniments reports PASSED. $5 to McGinnis. Disbanded. Make Mcginnis Pay 5 More Dollars Committee: to create the Staring Dramatically Out the Window Committee question called PASSED. $5 to McGinnis. Disbanded. Bizzarely Worded Signs committee: There's a sign in the room that says "push here, alarm will sound." "Slow Children" Inflammable means flammable, what is wrong with this country Imperadiction: imperitive statement and prediction "Beware of Dogz" "No right on red while crosswalk is occupied" "Beware of safety" "Stop" "Left turn yield to thru traffic" "do not drink out of the urinals" sin: the derivative of -cos tvaughn: AUDGHAGH TVAUGHAN exits. Tortellini PASSED. $2 to Thomas. Disbanded. Inappropriate and Awkward Jewsical Accompaniment Committee: To find the most inappopriate and awkward times to play and dance the Horah McGinnis does not make a holocaust joke append to purpose "have Adam just stand next to you and look at you" DONE "Crikey! Welcome to Israel!" PASSED. $2 to Bubbles. Xander chairs.
NOPE Normal meetings will resume at 4:30 on the first monday of the semester!
Tortellini Guild of Calamitous intent is still recruiting and has more positions open due to the annexing of the evil seafood league Talk to Xander if you're interested in the lower regions of the alignment chart. Like the butt? Chris Hatfield is coming back from space! Hopefully he survived the landing. Thanks for a cool four years! --Seniors
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