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Broman had a weekend started with the event which he already forgot it was karaoke it was nice guesses he did homework on Saturday walked into ITR, saw that it was Massachusetts, and just walked away more work than usual on Sunday because the Packers weren't playing less work than enough which is a pattern but at least he doens't have a 251 exam next week because he's a TA for that class
Caroline had a week mostly built a website and by that she means that eforney built a website on Friday there was a duck! did work over the weekend new people! "This is our hazing thing, come on, it's really quick" (name, major, origin, uninteresting fact) vivek, MechE or ECE, San Jose, has black hair Zeph, MechE/arts, Tennessee, that Caroline, public policy, Colorado, has freckles
JRAM had a weekend started with the event proved he could beat Colmar up with infinity knives did various things a lot of grading EVENT Movie Night! Friday, DH A302, 7:00 it will be an interesting experiment in government
Marlena had a weekend started with event, where she sang spent weekend building a game where elvis fends off mole people with his guitar
Zora had a weekend volunteered computer for Karaoke and then was TRAPPED then ITR on Saturday didn't sleep much aaand then work all of Sunday and a failed attempt to find pants at a STORE jesus christ people
Dillon had a weekend went to the event only sang twice ITR was fun never heard of Massachusetts before, that was interesting worked all of Sunday
Mike karaoke night danced, it was fun (sort of) sort of danced, not it was sort of fun, it was definitely fun homework due at five on Saturday so she woke up early not as much work happened as it could have but whatever
KGB Rocks the 80s Committee: reports
Horse_ebooks Committee: everything was a lie
ad hoc KGB Plans Ahead Committee: theme of today's meeting is "Dillon!"
Innovative Technologies Committee: we've been working on black highlighters they create black holes where ever they're used but they're on sale now!
ad hoc Less Than Half Of Us Will Get This Joke Committee: KELMAR
Call of Cthulu Committee: approves the Massachusetts rule set
SCP Committee: don't pay attention to the missing journalists in Massachusetts
Spoken Song Lyrics Committee: I don't give a duck, duck everything
possibly misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee: twrights mom has got it going on
Alcoholist Committee in conjunction with the Pokémon Committee: there's a thing of pokemon related drinks going around the internet their favorite drink is the Flareon they haven't tried it yet but they're gonna make it tonight
The Thing! failing all his interviews not Drew's fault
motion to make an allocation for $65 to pay booth fee this year this year's theme is "the Best of the Best" 9 days until meeting in which individual org's themes are selected tomorrow (if we vote to do booth) exec will pick chairs at next Monday's meeting we'd pick themes Dillon: sophomore, last year was first booth "Booth is a lot of fun, but also a lot of work, but ultimately worth it." It's a lot of work, there are a lot of builds, but it's FUN Build week is really cool we won 2nd place this year! dsisson: maybe we have more money to buy better wood! addendum: MAYBE we have more money. maybe. Marlena: done booth for two years, wants to do booth! Mike: we've said good things! But don't forget that it's a LOT of work we need to know that there will be people working on it we can't do it if just the booth chairs show up to builds(it would be a crappy booth) Dillon: in general, 3 categories for voters don't want to do a booth: vote no want to do a booth, don't know if can help: vote abstain want to do booth, will be able to help: vote yes yes means at a minimum, you'll show up at build week and pretty much definitely move on and probably some builds how many people have expressed interest in booth chairing? 3 Dillon: Booth costs a minimum of a couple thousand dollars we are sufficiently equipped to do booth it won't negatively impact our other activities this isn't a one-or-the other kind of decision we don't know when the planning meetings would be, but we'll find out usually once a week in the evening during first semester Broman: did booth all three years really great experiences (but different) freshman put a lot of effort in went to basically every build got to build week and died not literally booth chairs put a ton of time and effort in didn't think he could chair because he didn't think he could make it through build week sophomore not a chair still put a lot of work in still relieved to be able to go home during build week decided to be a chair the next week junior was a chair (with scorri and ryan) made some changes (3 builds a week instead of 2) bigger drain on chairs, asked more from members got a lot out of it! not going to be a chair this year our chairs aren't gonna be any of the ones from last year 3 new chairs this year, but Ryan and Broman will be around has confidence in the chairs Marlena: IT'S GONNA BE GREAT WE'RE GONNA DO BOOTH MAYBE blitz booth? Broman: "it's a smaller, shittier booth" half the size of a full booth, one story most of the time you only get one, MAYBE two small rooms very restrictive we'll try to take into account the resources we have in terms of people when planning how much is prebuilt? so how it works: you build flats beforehand (structures made out of 2x4s) ours are usually a max of 6ft wide after move on the flats go up, and then the ply goes up (that's usually painted beforehand) move on is when we bring stuff onto midway it's the Friday before carnival build week is that Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Wednesday and then it bleeds through Wednesday night into Thursday morning Carnival opens Thursday afternoon and goes through Saturday and then Sunday is teardown Dillon: as orgs go, we have a great spot for where we prebuild called the Kage, under Stever, so it's right next to midway furniture? sometimes we build stuff this is the last year on midway, so it's kind of specially significant also maybe the last year for two story booths? (midway is the morewood gardens parking lot) how many people would we need at each build? that's dependant on many factors anecdotal evidence: 3 builds a week 5-9 people came on the weekdays, 10ish people came on the weekends worked great last year PASSES 16 yes, 1 no, 13 abstain Notes please submit themes! Marlena will post a link to the subreddit people who don't have an account need one, but it's real easy and doesn't require an email address also go read and vote on the others next week we'll discuss and take an advisory vote make sure your friends know about booth! even if you didn't vote yes you can still work on booth!
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event PASSES
KGB is a Pokémans Committtee: to take the members of the KGB and put them in the pokédex Krigor Krigon Krigora Committee: success Dillon! evolves into Drewdles dillon dil dillon dil drewdles drewdles drewdles does this mean that we can have a pokerap but for the KGB? Caroline will pay someone a small amount of money for a real eforney with the four knees PASSES $5 to Caroline, Dillon! will chair SLOWPOKE
Breaking Bad Committee: NOPE
Dillontory Committee: he's our mascot and he's always so friendly, what if we changed that? Dillon is really this meeting's theme motion to dillonate the roles of this committee dillontory insert pickle between all "Dill" and "on" FAILS append Dillon to bylaws out of order they illin' we Dillon append bylaws to Dillon no! Dayton, Ohio Committee: Dillon state park is a park in Ohio $12 to Dillon, Dillon and Drew will chair
Mini Bible Committee: wherever you look, there's a bible watching you with it's ears append minijesus to purpose PASSES misappropriated Illustrious Journalist Collective: the best time for Christian group to be tabling is during a prospective student tour next to an AHA table on Blasphemy day replace all instances of "jesus" with "cooper" PASSES note: it says in large print "this is not to be sold" inside the minibibles ABSTAINED WHICH MEANS IT FAILED
EVENT Movie Night Friday, DH A302 will involve voting we'll devise some planning thing ahead of time and put it online
Puzzlehunt sign up at mazeoftwistypassages.com October 12, the Saturday after next playtesters needed!
submit ideas for Booth!
it's still Blasphemy day DAMN STRAIGHT
purple and gtfo