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Broman had a weekend started with the event movie night! we watched Catch Me If You Can and Up In The Air there was movies and then there was some other stuff 210 is displaying spectacular wankery which is unfortunate, since he ended up wasting a lot of time this weekend
Caroline had a weekend met friends from home and cooked didn't do enough work
JRAM had a weekend there was the event! and some Magic! played Magic all day Saturday did puzzlehunt things and grading on Sunday EVENT KGB Acts Its Age Friday at 7:00 in Wean 5409 EVENT Puzzlehunt! Saturday at Noon! register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
Marlena had a weekend you know that feeling when you're running a little bit late, and you're trying to dash up the Wean stairs, and you're stuck behind an old lady, and you just can't go fast enough? well, that didn't happnen to Marlena this weekend ate a lot of food and zuccini won her first Game Creation Society thing (there were only two contestants but she got a real life prize so it's still great)
Zora had a weekend got overly into Catch Me If You Can then watched Doctor Who both were good maybe did work, but given stress levels probably didn't
Dillon had a weekend homework, not enough homework too much puzzlehunt (that's why not enough homework)
Mike had a weekend it started with a war of erasers and chalk and then just kind of went from there
Illustrious Journalist Collective: Scientists have discovered a new bioluminescent lifeform. NOTHING IS WRONG.
misappropriated Alcoholist Committee: cannot condone flavor ice as a mixer
SCP Committee: report glowing friends to them They promise you'll see them again
ad hoc Winds of Change Committee: WHOOSH winds of fall
ad hoc Beekeeping Committee: honeybees are not aggressive. yellowjackets are.
ad hoc What's That On Your Arm? Committee: Xander is tracing the motion of yellowjacket venom
KGB Is A Pokémon Committee: Dillon!
Dillontory Committe: Drewdles.
ad hoc Team Rocket Committee: We're blasting off again!
Booth Committee: theme selection! In order of preference: 1. Magic School Booth 2. Soviet Pride 3. Olympic Games 4. Pokemon 5. Pittsburgh: The TRUE Story
ad hoc What We Just Did Committee: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH
the Thing! none of our booth ideas getting approved is not Steven's fault
Moooooooth Committee: to have a milking machine as water feature we should have a cow as the water feature will the booth have the ability to tip over can we get a dues paying cow in the KGB? yes, if someone is willing to pay for it NO BULL SEMEN IN OUR BOOTH will our booth have a window into its stomach? will our booth be kosher? will our booth follow the tradition of CMU hates grass? will John Wilks Booth be kosher? change name to Moth Committee PASSES FAILS
Recursion Committee: go to committee name that's why you never offend a witch twice ...re-curse motion to note that we are NOT in the base case motion to change language to SML that happens after it's created A POX UPON YOUR CATTLE motion to remain in motion until an outside force acts upon us change name to Recursoff Committee FAILS ANOTHER CURSE UPON YOUR CATTLE PASSES, $2 to Alex, Dillon will chiar
Base Case Committee: end all recursion committees change name to Base Committee PASSES change name to Base Jumping Committee FAILS change purpose to QED PASSES change name to Ace of Base Committee FAILS THE FIRST CURSE UPON YOUR OLDEST CATTLE append tail call to the end of this committee FAILS append sodium hydroxide to every instance of everything oh god no change name to Bass Committee FAILS PASSES $2 to Maija, Marlena and Stuart will chair
Committee to Think Up New Halloween Costumes: pretty much that FICUS Caroline is hoping for a joint costume two people to be big dog Marlena has to make a costume for an art class open to suggestions we got in trouble for calling an event our halloween party when we reserved the room they thought that we were gonna do terrible things and didn't believe us when we said it was just going to be candy and board games what is a ficus? (it's a little tree) change name to ornamental garden party FAILS $2 to Drew, Oren will chair
motion to make an allocation to not exceed $50 for the event PASSES
Underwater Witch Committee: to explain why the weather's like this why underwater witch? why not? which witch is which? change name to the "Underwater Why Committee" PASSES change name to the "Underwater Who Committee" FAILS costume idea: Caroline should go as an underwater witch Evil Seafood League: has an underwater why not! wait...where is it? Guild of Calamitous Intent: now has an underwater why not change name to the "Underwater Wherefore Committee" PASSES change name to the "Underwearfore Committee" PASSES Innovative Technologies Committee: Has made a personal weather maker, but it seems to be stuck on the snow function it's for sale, though PASSES $2 to Eric, Skye will chair
EVENT KGB Acts Its Age Friday at 7:00 in Wean 5409
Puzzlehunt Saturday at noon Meet in the Giant Eagle Auditorium register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
Xander is a bad influence water is wet he does not give a damn about his bad reputation
The Illustrious Journalist Collective is gonna do a real thing! Get in touch with Xander if you're interested