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Broman Had a weekend event for three minutes before puzzlehunt planning but not entirely because there were mistakes, and then more mistakes then puzzlehunt there were mistakes, which they fixed, then more mistakes, which they fixed, etc. it went okay did work eventually on sunday decided not to sleep watched highlights of football on the internet instead good decisions
Caroline had a week started with a hat that mysteriously did nothing to her still only in the double digits of job applications sent out this week has a group project and everyone is chill and awesome doesn't know what karmic reprecussions will happen
JRAM had a weekend started with a sliver of the event then lots of puzzlehunt being broken and then being fine his friends have off school so he's been playing dota instead of doing work EVENT video game night Friday at 7:00 in the Wean 5300 corridor we'll post a thing for people to sign up to bring things
Marlena had a weekend involved being possessed by a deceased Soviet officer after that work maybe got done PRAVDA!
Zora had a weekend did a lot of shouting in a terrible russian accent then Doctor Who then puzzlehunt and like three hours of goodbad tv to decompress it was great then presumably work
Dillon had a weekend planning puzzlehunt planning runaround for puzzlehunt during puzzlehunt went rather well then did lots and lots of work on Sunday
Mike had a weekend friend visited, who she had to pick up from the bus station the soviet possession didn't really know how to drive a car, so that was interesting didn't notice the puzzlehunt problems tried to do work on Sunday but comics instead
ccolombo Is An Anti-Aircraft Tank Committee: It's not a challenge. It's not.
ad hoc Lie On The Floor, Try Not To Cry, Cry A Lot Committee: the puzzlehunt was a field of broken dreams
Innovative Technologies Committee: this is actually a tech talk, they lied about it being a KGB meeting sign your name on a blank piece of paper for the Adventure Initiative!
Illustrious Journalist Collective: various ghosts, spirits, whites, and revenants have appeared for an annual haunting of Tad McDaniels (who allegedly murdered someone once)
ad hoc And I Would Have Gotten Away With It, Too, If It Weren't For You Pesky Kids Committee: Reports
SCP Committee: any ghosty things can be returned to SCP for a reward
Daniel John Kirby Scared Stupid Committee: He got Dead Space.
BOOTH!: planning meetings in Porter A18A on Sundays at 3 for the rest of the semester
Innovative Technologies Committee: will not accept brides as bribes there's a typo on their flyer
Guild of Calamitous Intent: calling evil seafood a bunch of little bitches
Evil Seafood League: what I'm sorry we can't hear you over the sound of your families screaming
ad hoc What Is This Committee: I don't even
eforney Is Pretty Committee: pintrest!
50 Shades of Xander Committee: the electric bill came back with refund for 12 dollars nobody complained, whatever Xander's doing seems to be working
The Thing! too many freshmen going home is not Skye's fault
Captain Vulcanov Committee: zis is not games, zis is training exercises ad hoc Twister Chess Committee: many butts ad hoc Words Committee: success PASSES $10 to Marlena, she and anyone else who will wear the hat will chair
Daniel John Kirby Scared Stupid Committee: to report on any scary games that he will play isn't this committee made redundant by the existance of Dan? change name and purpose to "Daniel John Kirby Scared By Stupid Committee: to report on terrible horror movies" FAILS change purpose to "shit Dan does": already exists committ discussion to Daniel John Kirby is So Full of Himself to make it a subcommittee PASSES
KGButts Committee: to put all of KGB butts above KGB heads so, twister chess change name to "Semore Butts" no isn't this committee a little cheeky? ad hoc KGB Gymnastics Committee: success motion to append cloud misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee: lookit dat butt lookit dat butt lookit dat butt Touchin' Butts Committee: doesn't say anythign change name to "KGands" fails PASSES $7 to Stuart, anyone with a butt will chair
Outdated Memes Commitee: hail englip JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN why aren't you buying more tangerines this this this this this this this this this this this this this this BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL tortellini epic fail epic win lol invisible bicycle dancing baby gif supersonic limpo: pew pew pew yuma yuma omg shoes the bubonic plague stahp Dillon would like to welcome the KGB to the internet charlie bit my finger THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE xander votes no on everything FAILS
Twister Chess League: oversee all games of twister chess and ensure that they're all unsafe and unproductive change name to "Strip Twister Chess Committee" not yet friendly KGButts Committee: approves of both isn't this a committee a duplicate of the KGButts committe ad hoc Recursion Committee: approves motion to make this committee the set of all committees that don't contain themselves Dillontory Committee: dillon! $4 to Zeph, Dillon will chair
Ill Spirit and Bitter Committee: bid on committees so that people will have to pay more misappropriated Alcoholist Committee: would like to know how this committee feels about bitters this is what Drew does already report from treasurer: yessssssss PASSES $14 to Drew, he will chair
Committee for The Real Meaning Of Columbus Day: to spread the spirit of Columbus Day by invading everyone's yards and spreading new diseases Caroline thought that the true spirit was for CMU students to complain about how everyone else got the day off no, you're all wrong, the real purpose is to take credit for things that other people have done first no, you're all wrong, the real purpose is to kick people out of their homes you're all just wrong wait but isn't it just a holiday where we watch the show Colombo Oh God Why Committee: you should not do these things around Xander no, you're all wrong, the real purpose is to take credit for things that other people have done first PASSES $3 to McGinnis, disbanded
Flat Earth Committee: if the earth was round then we'll all just roll off it actually with a sufficiently large sphere and the right axis you can get it to rock in stable motion forever Ptolemy was right, motion to append geotension nope motion to declare universe as flat out of order don't worry earth, one day you'll hit puberty misappropriated Don't Worry It's For Science Committee: we sent some one to investigate. Don't worry, it's for science append turtles all the way down Conspiracy Theory Committee: if the earth is flat then how did we fake the moon landing? Max Bid Committee: approves Guild of Calamitous Intent: if the earth is so flat, then how did we take over your government? PASSES $2 to Drew, disbanded
no just no $29 to drew, no one will chair because it DOESN'T EXIST
Dillon's Weight in Gold Committee: to procure enough gold to replace Dillon as treasurer motion to replace the water in R7 with lard glasses of water can be purchased at the moon for $10 a pop will this golden Dillon still be a pokemon? yes, a shiny change KGB to the gold standard no JRAM: diet tip: if you eat multiple things from the same animal then only the first thing counts Caroline: waffles are shaped like 0s so they have 0 calories change name to "Committee To Make Dillon Fat" PASSES Don't Worry It's For Science Committee: JRAM and Caroline's statements are true Innovative Technolovies Committee: They've made a macine that turns things into gold, but it also turns the user bald (it's for sale) Dillontory Committee: many counts of noooooo point of order: we need $2.6 million to do this thing PASSES $10 to McGinnis, anyone who might have the treasurers will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event PASSES
Crazy Horse Committee: to do any experiment possible for the KGB change name to "Crazy Train" PASSES KGB Mashup Committee: trains are really just iron horses we're goin' off the reins on a crazy horse spaghetti PASSES $11 to Zeph, Mike will chair
KGBrains: we're more than our KGButts KGB Zombies: approve greatly all we want to do is eat your brains, we're not unreasonable I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes append to purpose particle physics PASSES misappropriated Skeptics Committee: there is nothing to support string theory change name to KGBoner FAILS change name to KGBiceps FAILS change name to KGB rains FAILS PASSES $25 to Drew, people who appreciate brains will chair
EVENT Video Game Night Friday at 7:00 in the Wean 5300 corridor sign up in the google doc to bring things!
Sweatshirts! we're gonna post a facebook thing, fill it out
CtFwS is in 11 days! Judges meeting at some point if you want to judge send exec an email required that you've played before
Boooooooth planning meeting Porter A18A, 3:00 on Sunday
pre-CtFwS we're gonna take and hold the fence next week also doing fun and interesting things! like handing out candy and ribbons we need people to sign up! googledoc on the internet
round of applause for Drew for funding KGB
new episodes of Doctor Who uncovered McGinnis has Enemy of the World he'll stream it at some point
it's been recently uncovered that episodes of 3rd Rock--DAMMIT THOMAS GET OUT OF MY HEAD
The Illustrious Journalists Committee is gonna start planning and doing things this midsemester break message Xander on facebook
The Innovative Technologies Committee is recruiting just outside the door