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Broman had a weekend spent a lot of it grading, not enough of it doing 210 also staying up too late because stress causes insomnia there was the event then homework and on Sunday there was a booth meeting and that brings us up to today you can see the state of his mouth
Caroline had a weekend it was long there was the event and then there was preparing to capture the fence with stuff new people Eric, MechE BME, Detroit area, doesn't remember if he owns a shoebox
JRAM had a weekend technically midsemester break challenged to sing tune/melody of The Middle with the lyrics to Rock lobster and then grading EVENT Capture the Flag with Stuff! Friday, 7:00, DH 2315 we need judges! email exec
Marlena had a weekend matching the patterns of other people's but had two projects due today! one was a horror video game which is coming along well and getting good feedback! the other was a costume had to create a persona made the guy who tries to sells you amulets in video games had to transport it to CFA 30 pounds of stuff on a bike, woo
Zora had a weekend there was like half an hour of event and THREE DAYS OF LINGUISTICS CONFERENCE it was great you guys probably would be bored
Dillon had a weekend technically midsemester break actually work event was fun, booth was fun wrote an autograder that went live like five minutes before the meeting!
Mike had a weekend event! played a game where you roll a thing had a dream about the guy's face installed ubuntu still isn't a CS major didn't get any work done
KGB Marionette Committee: nwab
Illustrious Journalist Collective: an arrest has been made with regards to the unicorn incident
Mashup Committee: Crazy On My Wayward Train
Floor Is Lava Committee: dance my puppets, dance
Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7 in conjunction with all the things: there is a party at R7 on Saturday at 9:00!
Evil Seafood League: resounding success
Committee to Build a Mountain On Top Of Wean: carmel apples are fun
ad hoc Ad Hoc Tech Talks Committee: welcome to the DropBoat tech talk
Open Source Samples Committee: Would like to request an open source sample from this tech talk
Guild of Calamitous Intent: oh really?
is the DropBoat source code written in C?
Evil Seafood League: OH YOU BASTARDS
The Thing his team losing at CtFwS is not Stuart's fault in which "his team" is "the judges"
Obscure Reference Committee: to distribute obscure ref points to the KGB wow 1 Tim Broman point 7 Chalkboards of Northumberland Committee: reports motion to surround the committee with an opaque wall or something no PASSES $5 to JRAM, he and Frieder will chair
State Of My Mouth Committee: to establish bragging rights for who is most disoriented motion remove Will Crichton from the running the most oriented motion to have the committee's wisdom teeth removed oh god motion to append "being full of bees" to the purpose FAILS PASSES $3 to Alex, everyone who is in his zombie survival class and also in this room will chair
Yoga Flame Committee: to teach you all fake yoga the "clock" pose KGB Tree Pose Committee: approves paper crane the "I'm not touching you" pose the "I have something to say" pose drownin' the person, drownin' the person not paper crane, drownin' the person did you know that acupuncture is fun and easy to learn? Touch My Hand Committee: reports squid the "call the question" pose what makes it work is the slight leg lift PASSES $40 to McGinnis, Steven and Marlena will chair
Nonexistant Committee: there does not exist a time such that this committee exists made up entirely of ninjas strong motion to postpone indefinitely misappropriated Calvinball Committee: approves FAILS append the null set to the purpose passes change name to "Out of Order" NOPE motion to table until such a time as the committee no longer exists dilatory append committee to second instance of recursion committee FAILS motion to table committee to two months ago PASSES and gets taken off table motion to flip the table upon which this committee was just put on and then taken off dilatory motion to bed the committee take it out to dinner first WHAT COMMITTEE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT (they might be listening) FAILS
Committee To Prove All The Knowledge In The Universe: to put a lot of monkeys in a lot of rooms with a lot of typewriters until they solve the continuum hypothesis motion to postpone until monkeys do said thing PASSES
Attendance Committee: to remind the RecSec of failure isn't the purpose made redundant by the existance of all past RecSecs? PASSES $4 to Frieder, a;l RecSecs past and future (not present) will chair
Insomnia Committee: to not get enough sleep ad hoc Inzombia Commmittee: approves in a nuuh change purpose to "cure sleep" PASSES isn't this committee made redundant by the fact that we go to CMU? Inovative Technologies Committee: has been testing subjects to check whether sleep is important so far, only one subject has been killed by the other subjects the committee considers that a good thing when Xander sleeps we all die when you empathize with someone you create a mini them in your head and then destroy them them when you think of something else Psychoanylitics Committee: solipsism is bad ad hoc I Don't Know The Meaning Of The Word Committee: solipsism? ad hoc Occam's Razor Committee: solipsism has it's uses how does the committee feel about lucid dreaming? eh, it was kind of disappointing Illustrious Journalist Collective: wake up YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP append to purpose "follow white rabbit" FAILS dolphins only sleep with half of their brains also sharks? and certain migrating birds (they fly for hundreds of days at a time) have you ever seen a shark and a bird in a room at the same time? PASSES $7 to Skye, she and everyone else with insomnia will chair
KGBones: to provide support for body parts that are otherwise incapable of standing on their own motion to prevent further changes to committee name FAILS change all s's to z's PASSES change name to KGB FAILS PASSES $2 to Stuart, people who need support will chair
The Moonarchy: oh, you know, we are always watching is Marlena the only one who's noticed that Xander has a lot of evil committees? have we ever seen Xander and an evil committee in the same place at the same time? YES change name to "Sunshine and Butterflies Committee" PASSES change intent of committee to friendly FAILS replace purpose with link to cat picture FAILS Committee To Not Change The Name And Purpose Of Every Committee: failure change name to "Princess Luna's Glorious Grilled Cheese Sandwich" PASSES 50 Shades of Xander: The Moon's lease prohibits pets but not minions they do have a dead shark in a bottle it's Xander's PASSES we are now in purple $13 to Caroline, she shall chair
Much Committee: wow motion to table before all our brains rot FAILS append miller's son to what KGB Goes On A Kindergarten Field Trip Committee: approves so committee. such discuss. replace all instances of "the" with "bug mars" FAILS ad hoc Stumbling Committee: reports Otdated Internet Memes Committee: supersonic limbo, pew pew pew $2 to Owen, disbanded
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $100 for the event PASSES
Tepper Committee: to make money off all the random crap the illust journalist committee announces in Stuart's dream last night, tepper exploded Open Source Samples Committee: highly disapproves ad hoc Tap Dancing In Tepper Committee: approves Taxedermy Committee: we have shot and stuffed the invisable hand and we are sorry this needs more computer science ad hoc Surrealism Committee: Xander is actually less surreal than the stuff that the people in the business school think up PASSES $7 to Skye, Skye will chair
KGBee Committee: zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz zz zz but bees give us flowers that give us fruit Oh god bees. Not the bees. change name and purpose to "KBG Spelling Bee Committee: reliving my fourth grade dream" change name to 25th Annual KGBee what motion to hold the 2nd Annual KG Spelling Bee right now no can eforney get the language of origin okay kids, the word is KGB can you use it in a sentence? no Can You Repeat That In Song Committee: can I get another pronunciation of that can you use it in a metaphor? can you use the word with a fox? is mayonaise an instrument can you use it in a box? can you use it in a vaccuum with perfectly spherical cows? $2 to Frieder, anyone who can spell incorrectly will chair
Committee For The Regulation Of Antiseconds: regulate use of antiseconds and charge those who use them without the permission of the original creator change name to "Tbromaparte Committee" PASSES is this committee strong? no how does this committee feel about antipasta tortellini does this committee even lift yes append to purpose "and encourage the president to overabuse power" PASSES motion to regulate ants out of order motion to change purpose to "eradicate use of antisecond at KGB general body meetings" PASSES motion to append a spooky ghost to the purpose it's just Casper FAILS wooooooo halloween costumes think of them FAILS
EVENT CtfwS Friday in DH 2315 at 7:00 there will be tons of fun judges meetings tomorrow at 7:30 and Wednesday at 5:30
Painting the fence! We need people to paint the fence! Sign up! there's a googledoc
wrapup meeting for puzzlehunt tomorrow at 9:00 if you're interested in staffing you should go
there's an r7 party on Saturday at 9:00 bring your fence! And your friends!
SUNDAYS! BOOTH 3:00 pm in Porter A18A! Xander got a text message from a weird source it says WAKE UP YOU HAVE ABOUT 10 SECONDS
motion to purple and get food chair rejects SIT YO ASSES DOWN motion to overturn chair's decision PASSES