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the theme of today's minutes is "nah" or, "zora takes minutes as if it were by hand but on a computer"
Broman weekend there was moveon probably did stuff before move on did microsoft puzzle challenge on saturday beat all other kgb affiliated teams sunday did work and booth gonna do more booth we need people James had a weekend started with moveon rest of weekend spent doing damage control and fretting turns out his thesis is not only not true, but also maybe a little bit the opposite of true eforney asks why he isn't wearing a hawaiian shirt JRAM had a weekend lots of 251 got a sweatshirt with his name on it also microsoft puzzle challenge forgot to solve a hw until it was almost due EVENT SATURDAY 2:30 in the Stever dining room there will be cake and alumni Marlena is totally marlena had a weekend started with move on which was awesome skipped roles because of it then more booth /shop hours/ then buggy then booth then buggy we found the ethan Zora had a saturday and a sunday hesitates to call it a weekend Dillon maybe had a weekend is sitting it's nice is looking at roomba spice harvesters? Mike had a couple of days weekend was almost the same as the booth chairs but didn't get up on saturday because they didn't have to spent lots of time on midway
skyentology diseased golden hour ad hoc roomba spice harvester turns out it's just a random idea generator illust journalists mayfly construction innov tech has ionic flux for sale because science hathair thanks misap itty bitty kitty the kittens started eating solid food committee jram said something funny oh it's a dune reference it was a good one skyecosis /shop hours/ committeee to teach you all sign language double rainbow misap committee to not burn down r7 there's a party at r7, 9:00 on friday yoga flame the booth wall misap booth committee don't stay up too late at r7 because teardown our booth struggles aren't as bad as other booth struggles WE'RE FINE nomcom shelby withdraws from treasurer mike nominated for s@a steven nominated for s@a steven nominated for corsec brian nominated for s@a nominations are closed frieder said stuff booth we have it it's about 11 feet tall which is taller than a week ago we're putting on the roof we want to finish that before it rains again tonight allllllll y'all should come out we show up at 9:30 and stay until midnight there will always be a booth chair on midway if you forget your helmet we have more we'd love if we could have a force return with us from KGB to midway the weather's nice we can get stuff done if you voted yes to booth get your butt to midway broman was nicer but i'm tired sorry i love you parents, but james' father and his friends won a tug o war against firemen by tying the rope to a tree
the Thing! race conditions are not drew's fault
hats forney's says "my eyes are down here" surrealist: you're walking in a hallway. suddenly it starts raining. it tastes like orange juice. yeah I'm not doing the rest of the purpose it was pretty append surrealist: more surreal than everything else to purpose yeah try to parse that motion to color the purpose orange PASSES (nope) PASSES $3 to mcginnis, yes inevitability of lasagna: it's impastable bswolf memorial approves how many ears does daniel boone have? three: his left ear, his right ear, and his frontier (tortellini) pasta! ethan: it's reference to hetalia. if you haven't seen that, don't $2 to frieder, anyone who eats pasta in the next hour committee to not rhyme with committees: caroline has accidentally bought two committees because rhyning tabled one of skyes committees is trying to publish a journal how often? it will come out when pravda comes out are there any regulations that will oversee the articles? no will it be available online yes paywall? they don't like the term "paywall" if frieder makes sure the name is spelled right can he be editor associate editor forney is making line jokes now steven is making weirder line jokes is mayonaise an instrument is it a lineguist languages? how many languages can frider translate? PASSES motion to add "line" to the KGB dictionary (it goes where it pleases) motion to change the spelling of the name of the word line to "lyne" ...uh okay we're putting it after second motion to change the spelling of "line" to "g-h-o-t-i" no but, ha passes motion to define the two types of words in teh kgb dictionary as ordered words and free words motion to change "free words" to "loose cannnon words" passes change "ordered words" to nvm it failed point of info: is the chair supposed to be neutral? yes ahahahaha motion to append to the motion that loose canon words can be spelled in any order passes passes something about swearwords: replace all swearwords with "cuss" motion to replace "cuss" with a BIG OL' AIRFART fails motion to create an exception for the words in the kgb dictionary so fuck is okay passes $3 to drew, disbanded thoooooob: it's that time of year we need people for thoob make sure to get your hat hards and your band wrists at the cu ad hoc kgb astronomicals: i think you invented a comedy black hole fails motion to designate line as a loose canon word because eagles are aquiline and eagles are free birds eforney's gonna have to be in favor no matter what it's still pronounced line i should do ipa but no passes hats and kitties: to promote hats and kitties boots n cats n boots n cats n can there be a subcommittee for hardhats and hardkitties append to subcommittee list hard liquor passes $3 to drew, disbanded motion to make an allocation not to exceed $200 for food for the event it's the defectors party we're gonna get it catered by jimmyjohns and also cake and veggies cake: "class of 2018: these kids are younger than pikachu" skye predates pikachu by two months passes we could bring the rainbow parachute to the defector's party kgb calla nd response: to use the fact that the kgb is really good at a, b, a, b to sing songs m-i-c-k-e-y m-o-u-s-e motion to rename "kgb is tonedeaf committee" passes passes $3 to marlena, anybody who can sing a song that is not in tune with the original song
EVENT defectors party saturday, 2:30, stever dining room nomcom elections are two weeks from today send in your platform! we need proctors tshirts if you preordered one come talk to us people are wearing extras will be dealt with after preorders dillon can do tshirt orders booth come help! parachute it's here we have it
come to race day! it's on friday itr on FRIDAY b/c r7 on friday old people know different rule sets the games will be differentish they'll be interesting betting pools on elections are "strictly prohibited" party in r7 on saturday