Officer Reports Marlena had a weekend... and it is still the weekend Stuart had a weekend and potentially finished his os hw
New folks: Gabi! From NJ, Bio, has hair Maija! Goes to Pitt, Studio Arts and Psych
Mike had a weekend involving truly awful movies -- we are UNDERGROUND TOUR. A lot of fun, come enjoy yourself Zora had a weekend -- the same thing as everyone else Skye had weekend Dillon gets changed thrown at him Frieder had a weekend
Existing Committees Reports The illustrious journalist collective is back... We're concerned about Google Fiber
The DJK Is so Full of himself committee in conjunction with the DJK Secret Southerner Committee and the DJK Nightmare in Dreamland Committee -- well they dont live here anymore
The misappropriated culinary R&D committee has come back
The Shark Puns committee says nado
The "Science" committee would like to report that bananas are eggs
AFalk had the thing, but she is not here... Erin has the spirit of the thing is not at fault for spontaneous rain
"The Committee to be passed later this meeting " was tabled until this meeting from last meeting
Motion to table until 5 years from now Ammended to change the name to the "Committee that failed to be passed 5 years ago"
The stupidly specific prophecies committee With the purpose of making this bullshit easier
Auction: $3 to Mike Chaired by anyone who doesn't know whats going on
Motion to create the committee to create the comittee to make motions Purpose to make motions
Vote: Passed! $3 to Frieder Chaired by DJ, Owen, and Frieder
Bugmars With the purpose of confusing people
Vote: Passed $10 to egarbade Disbanded!
4 Towers Committee Purpose: Everyone holds up their arms
There is only one lord of the rings and he does not share towers The scissor cannon committee will make it ok Vote! Passed $6 to Mike Chaired: Mike and anyone else *raising their arms
Mixed up Song Lyrics Committee Purpose: Red the blood of angry men tea a drink with jam and bread
Vote $2 to Frieder Chaired: JRAM and Frieder
The *awkward silence Purpose: Ummm uhhhh
$6 to Owen DISBANDED
Continuously get quieter and quieter Purpose: to get quieter and quieter until we can no longer hear ach other
The illustrious journalist collective is spewing shit Vote $4 to Steffan Chaired by anyone not currently talking
Motion to create the committee for the KGB to whore itself out Purpose: not what it sounds like
Can we be a mixed-level marketing scheme? $4 to Maija Chaired by Maija
The Rain Structure Committee Purpose: Why is it raining?
Buncha haikus No more haikus $1 to Owen Chaired: __________
Kill all our humans Purpose: with kindness
I hear the corpses of your enemies are very in this season Vote: Passed $4 to Shelby Chaired: none of you fucking humans
Motion to define Robo-dollar to $4
Motion to create the committee not to exceed $15 Purpose ~raising~ money for ~donations~ for ~charitable~ causes
Have you heard the good word of Satan "Charitable Causes" is Frieder's porn star name Vote $1 to Stuart Stuart shall Chair
Committee for rolling down large hills Purpose: to improve events on large hills by screaming "weeeeee" as well roll down large hills
Mountain top removal is very difficult Vote: Passed $4 to Joe Chaired by the Hill People
Allocation of $150 for supplies for the next two events
Committee to get specific KGB members to get involved in politics and someday become prime minister Purpose: Dillontory
$11 to Dillon Chaired: Dillon and any of his loyal subjects
Motion to create the committee to find out what Owen's joke was Purpose: what if there was no joke?
We'll we're the KGB Aren't we $8 to Owen Chaired by Owen and Craig (the only people who know the joke)
Fake ID Committee Purpose to create convincing yet false primitive submissions of our subconscious
Vote $4 to Christian DISBANDED
Comically Wealthy Committee Purpose: to browse the mansion section from our luxurious stateroom f*ck, f*ck, what the f*ck
The committee to whore out the KGB is thinking Vote $1 to DJK Chaired by himself and everyone on wall street
Real Relevant announcements pertaining to the KGB as an organization!
Underground Tour is on Friday! Meet at the UC Black Chairs at 7:30 Tell Stories, Hold Signs, Cook Foods -- it's going to be great Pay your dues.
Purple and Pho