Officer reports Marlena had a weekend it was all about biking Stuart had a weekend, sports and Leap Motion Stuart is Mike and they had a weekend.
We have an event!! It's the Halloween Party with costumes and Candy
Zora had a weekend! Don't remember things... Skye did not have a weekend, Skye had a travesty in place of a weekend Dillon had a weekend -- AWOP Was a thing Alex had a SIGH
Joe had a weekend! He did too much stuff and has a lot of conflicts and an exam
He's sneaky sneaky
The shiny day committee is replacing adjectives with *shiny*
The campus crime incident committee would like to remind people not to you shouldnt fuck up when "tunneling"
The ad hoc boyscout committee would like to tell you to be prepared
The booth committee wants you to have nostalgia!!!!
The ad hoc never mind molecule joke
The ad hoc cmu is hard committee is complaining about topology
Stuart has the thing!!
Brain Legion; Dedicated to those who have recieved psychic super powers
BRAINS!!!!!!!!!! $4 to Shelby Steven shall chair
Intersection of linguists and economists; syntax?
Syn Tax! A tax on Syn! $6 to Murphy Linguists shall chair
Duck call me maybe; to attract potential relationship mates by throwing bread pieces at them
It's a good idea Bread or not bread? The entropy committee to kill everyone $3 to Stuart Ducks shall chair
We are now in purple
Bus camo; disguise moving cars with buses + the mask to all Pittsburgh buses
Take the car and make it look like a bus? Paint all Pittsburgh buses with Zebra stripes The animal identification committee is confused.... The ad hoc is this an uber or a lyft committee does not know what to say $4 to Stuart Bicyclists who have been run over by a bus
Pickle flavor pastKGB Presidents; Dillyforney
You dug your own grave dog Why so morbid at first? I mean, I love senseless violence as much as the next guy..... $2 to Frieder Anyone who pickles past KGB presidents
True CMU Experience; to inform all visiting students that the weather is incorrect
Pittsburgh use your words!!! It's raining its raining $4 to Joe
Subatomic Limbo; to create a home for subatomic particles everywhere
Stay away from my molecule! $3 to Mike Physics Majors shall chair
Chose your own weather; if Pittsburgh can why can't we?
Twitch plays weather!!! BYOW -- bring your own weather The molecule committee is the weather and literally everything else $2 to Joe Everyone not wearing a molecule shall chair
Interact with weather in new and interesting ways; at one point, scientists had the idea of stopping a tornado with an atomic bomb (and the Israel Dome to make the rain disappear and be replaced magically with shrapnel)
Do you have an atomic bomb on you? Innovative technologies committee woud ike to report that all you need is pressurized canisters and smiley face bombs How about a dirty bomb? Steven's atomic bonnet flies over the ocean The bus that couldn't slow down.... $7 to Dillon Anyone who would want to be part of an experiment to experiment on weather
Punch-stopper; new and interesting products and business ideas that people will pay us not to produce
Robot that screams Epaper shingles It's like Tindr but for Fighting! Like a back-scratcher but for your butt $11 to Stuart Anyone who wants to buy the committee for $12
SkyeFarming; cloudseeding to end world hunger +Korn
The Skyechosis committee objects strongly And their objection is preserved, sadly, for the record. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs If anyones ever been to the midwest..... Towards the concept of corn $3 to Stuart People who are hungry right now
Restrict access to this committee behind a pay wall; you can report if you give us your credit card
CMU, give us access!!! $5 to Frieder Anyone who just paid $5 for this committee
Open source; have a really poor put together committee that anyone can change or edit
$6 to Stuart Anyone who wants to contribute to this committee
Shadow Corporation; the cold unfeeling eyes and grim stone cut face of the shadow corporation
Now accepting applications for middle management 2d now!!! 4d now!!!! it moves through time and space + .2d Submit application that has 3 pages of instructions, 4 pages of other paperwork ah fuck it Has anyone ever seen the shadow corporation and president suresh in the same room at the same time $30 to Joe The Shadowy Middle Managers and Joe their public face
Math art committee; zoras math teacher dances out graphs
mulan/math jokes right hand rule is great left hand rule joke $1 to Frieder Stuart shall chair
Allocation not to exceed $70 for candy!!!!!
Pumpkin Flavored: because its delicious
The Suburban White girls of america committee is so happy about pumpkin spice lattes Blame October $4 to Ed The Suburban White Girls of America shall chair
We have an event!!!! It's Halloween Party!!!!!!! In PH A18* CtFwS Is happening!!!! If you want to judge, email email@example.com