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Note: minutes by Zora today, who did not care to edit them. Eeeeenjoy.
GUESS WHO WASN'T TAKING MINUTES IT WAS SKYE AND ALSO ZORA
lost forever, what will we do
much question, so unknown
math emergency: 1+1 = 3, something is wrong heinz committee shelby's first hw is due weeks from now sometimes 1+1 could equal 3 mike redefines 1 to be 1.5 PASSES $3 to frieder, dillon and frieder will chair heisenbug committee: 1 is 2 here, but 1 is .5 over here we can't measure the thing (yes and no) PASSES $1 to dillon, all physicists committee that will pass really really quickly: see name the fillibuster committee-- question called PASSES $4 to ed, cats at his house. all of them pointless paint odor: this room smells like paint, but it was clearly not painted booth paint is bad paint seafoam green fortnight is murphy's greenday cover band PASSES $1 to mike, disbanded mailtime: for those moments when you get something really interesting in the mail and you just have to share blues clues committee supports frieder got a postcard from japan it's from his sister marlena hoped it was from the concept of japan the watchtower once received the new testament frieder finally got his book of mormon PASSES 6 to stuart, the people whose mail he and frieder have gottem committee to buy the kgb parking: someone threw a parking token they're antiquated motion to make an allocation for like $14 million to buy the kgb a 747 dillon: ...d'you think we could BUY gesling? it's really easy to cheat parking systems motion to make an allocation for $128.01 to cheat the parking system fails because dillon motion to make an allocation not to exceed $10 to bribe marlena no motions are funny guys joe wants to pawn the thing marlena has tried to rent a shark? (bearnado) PASSES $7 to ed, sharks will chair motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 to turn the KGB into sharks the committee to turn exec into kittens would like to object on the grounds that the sharks would eat the kittens fails committee to (on our own dollar) turn mike's car into a shark and park it: for the lols ed knows someone who is legally allowed to transport dolphins smart car with fire decals murphy's driven downtown at 2am with the wii shop music blaring through his open windows PASSES $3 to stuart, mike and he will chair committee on puns: something something committee as a whole name changed to "puns on wheels" motion to make the wheels square passes this committee is really going downhill it seems like we're going in circles motion to make the ground a series of hyperbolic curves to account for the square wheels passes PASSES $1 to ed, the committee as a whole will chair intergalactic senator auction frieder represents frieder eric represents all timelines of hyrule stuart represents the four ghosts of hyrule ed represents all the horses. all of them. there's a brand of shampoo advertised as being usable on both your horse and YOU. motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for this week's event PASSES the committee for innovative hair care products: your horse, and YOU. PASSES $10 to ed, he will chair note: we still don't really know why shampoo works motion to have a dream murphy already got dat motion to applaud cmu for finally making mlk day more than 3/5 of a holiday assorted golf claps we just learned how the UPA got its name you uh. don't want to know.
WE HAVE AN EVENT Tool training Friday, 7:00, at the Kage please show up! if you know how to do stuff already we need you to teach other people and like. actually build. UPA is in two weeks! email mike (email@example.com) or firstname.lastname@example.org or skye if you have concerns at email@example.com
computer club has an event 10pm-1am on friday in the UC! It's a late night event. if you wanna play ET, that's the place to do it it's as bad as it sounds or you could play oregon trail come have fun! for the lols committee it might be fun to do a geocache on campus for valentines day! contact mike!