Marlena -- had a weekend, making equation better Stuart -- gay swimming anime Jasio Nosh Mike -- event is move on Zora -- bisexual british warlock Skye -- Weekend! Jeremy -- weekend Frieder -- wants to be Frieder
Allergy to peanuts, that's crazy? Maybe nuts Ed's parents and extended family Jeep Theft -- for the second time in the past month, they took the Jeep Cinematic suggestions -- 3 minute safety video Totally not facists -- stuffed eggs with special messages People eating outside and people campaigning for Santa reports picknick I hate entropy no matza! I hate entropy my room is so messy! Entropy my waterbottle is no longer cold Rain, sun, rain, sun -- porque no los dos? Nominations is a shitshow The Committee to never leave committee reports Filibuster it was a day and a week and a month Never reach new business reports anticipation KGB Fiber Arts Guild reports successs Bending the rules wants to postpone this meeting AEPi brohterhood operations is confused about why this isnt his meeeting
Steven had the thing Shelby has the thing -- raining while sunny is not her fault this week
$3 to Steven
Inappropriate Banned Names; Marlena and the bureaucratic disasters
Earth, Wind, and Dicks Metallidick Panic at the Dank Memes Bad Prostitution committee approves Beatballs Wave your lighter $2 to Joe Terribly Named Bands
Instrument Identification committee; Explore the possibiities of mayonaise
Horseradish Grant Money? Crusty Crab Tears? Instruments of torture? Not kosher Dick jokes yes Diggery dick Don't smash the mayonnaise Tromboner Hot crossed guns on guns? $1 to Frieder Can play an instrument
Hi this is mike. Skye is being president right now and I am attempting to take minutes. Ummm something about fire? And water is wet. Skye is green Ed is telling a story Erin made a baymax for me. Its REALLY CUTE. Erin has amazing skills. And now for a report from the Innovative technologies Comittee: We have figured out a way to make the floor lava instanty, then turn it off again. It turns out all matter has a 'lava switch'. One just has to throw fish at a bee and then capture the essence of its pain. That can be used to turn all matter to lava and back.
Dillon and Frieder add: Fish Fish Fish fish Fish fish fish fish FISH
The bid to whatever the hell this comittee goes to Ed for 11 dollars - who will chair with the fire
Cloudy with a chance of sunbals; how can it be sunny outside and still be shit
Sun bals Sun dicks Baggers Buggy CMU Hates grass Booooooo $1 to Steven Sam Skye Zora & freshman
Inappropriate Knitting Ptterms; Penis
KGButts Little smiley face A cozy for every apendage you own Dick cozies Jazz hands involve genetalia? $1 to Erin Knitting inappropriatey
$288 for booth tshirts
Allocation for $500 for booth
Nonstandard music standards; C Celf
Treble puns Music Fight Table for 1 week? No $1 to Eric Vola
C Celf;; Goatie?
$2 to Frieder All linguists
Piss and Moan about Everything
It's a good idea $13 to Ed Jews
Phone etticut committee; lighty south of MA entirely of phones
Ohio? $2 to Mike All punsters
Confuse a Heinzer committee; 2 potential heinzers
Step 1 fuck that Step 2 fuck that Step 0 don't be a jackass $4 to Shelby Ketchup
We have an event! It's Move On! We're starting at 4:45 in the Kage on Friday.
Wrist band get in the UC on Friday You have to watch a video in which dillon is the star....