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Mike had a weekend ran around solving puzzles there was a potato in their mailbox addressed to zora zombies is out of bounds rn!! don't shoot nerf darts Skye had a weekend zombies started!!! has not been asleep in a very long time new people jaime, mech e, squirrel hill, three shirts jeremy, math, southern PA, lives in morewood patrick, cs, san jose, slept an average amount of time last night adam, business, new york, business major marcus, engineering, pittsburgh, is from pittsburgh Dillon had a weekend played a lot of artemis craig manned a ship by himself it was awful went to palantir! they gave 1st 2nd and 3rd place water bottles EVENT arts and crafts!! friday, 7pm, PH A18* Erin had a weekend went to the other side of PA to visit a friend and GO TO THE RENN FAIR even though it was really cold did not do enough work on sunday got her work done today new socks SUBMIT TO PRAVDA Zora had a weekend got sick did not do enough work got a potato????? has not made contact with the physical potato form yet Joe had a weekend thinks he did there was a lot of sleepning not a lot of memory was a robot at one point? a shitty robot that was fun also old people pppppuns Murphy had a weekend began with the event. artemis! compilers. steven universe. sleep. in that order of time spent went to a diner this morning because he was awake more calories at that diner than this entire weekend
70s pop songs and sandwiches i need a hero workers rights and sum theory?? union malaphors i have a real beef to pick with you shit i heard on a podcast dude has one of those amazon voice things kid was playing around and then ordered 24 rolls of toilet paper by accident that was the podcast ad hoc toilet paper a few summers ago maddy had a toilet paper subscription it works welcome to the midwest there can be four fudge shops in the same block and this is SUSTAINABLE as long as you're in wisconsin incredible dedication to our organization murphy's credit card has the fence on it infinity is weird everyone except greg kownacke will cry
The Thing! picking booth topics is not espy's fault this week actual soviet spies marlena calls the question dylan tries to table can't table after the question's been called! what is the purpose? who even knows change purpose to "dammit guys" FAILS purpose was "[russian]" oh it meant "i'm gonna kill the president" the committee to assassinate the president reports PASSES $21 to Nika, nika will chair
committee for far future puns: if you want to call yourself spacefaring, you ort to leave the solar system first what PASSES $2 to owen, wants his dollar back find the real actual difference between math and logic: to get owen's dollar back david's arm is just comfortable like this motion to table for an hour PASSES motion to make an allocation not to exceed $60 for the entrance fee for booth this is a real relevant discussion! BOOTH DISCUSSION. booth is a lot of fun, but it's also a lot of work, but it's ultimately worth it but no really: it's a lot of fun KGB booth is for EVERYONE, so regardless of if you've paid dues or even heard of the KGB before you can participate the only hitch is the student activities fee--you need to have paid it to be on midway but you can still help plan and in the kage the whole time! there are tasks for everyone like construction? awesome like art? awesome don't know how to do thing? awesome!!! and a lot of work spring is HARD. you're gonna be busy, and booth is a time commitment so consider that motion for a roll call vote passes PASSES booth logistics! booth theme will be revealed on thursday! semifinals are game night travel through time blast from the past and another one? we need to come up with our OWN theme after that we're gonna create a voting system and post about it inadvisable branding: to figure out what the worst thing to brand with the kgb logo is (that people would still buy) most appropriate: cattle our logo looks like the actual kgb logo there are actual communists SOMEONE will probably buy anything motion to make an allocation not to exceed $1000 to buy a couple head of steer FAILS mike's forehead and then there were bids PASSES $1 to joe, the creators of leninade will chair motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event PASSES committee to burn down pittsburgh: yeah pretty much that mari is in a glass class append to purpose "and smash up the starbucks at forbes and craig" PASSES downtown pgh once flooded like 10 feet this happened long enough ago that all the buildings were made of wood so the electricity freaked out so the city was simultaneously flooded and burning insert "but not r7" to purpose PASSES PASSES $7 to owen, mari and all owners of sledgehammers will chair the kgb stock market: to buy and sell shares of committees it exists already (not that that's ever stopped us before) skye has done this all you have to do is talk to the chair and then the chair can shoot you down from there motion to table indefinitely FAILS motion to make an allocation not to exceed infinity dollars to buy a share of the committee as a whole no motion to table for an hour PASSES
EVENT arts and crafts PHA18*, 7:00pm, Friday release your inner michaelangelo and also graph theory dinner! we get it! we're meeting in resnik! or rather outside of resnik. look for the nerds booth! if you're interested in being a booth chair, come talk to us at EXEC, 7:30 WEDS UC 329
kickstarter! zora is running a kickstarter! Dates: An anthology of queer historical fiction find it at kickstarter.datesanthology.com! sweet things! nick does bake for order sweet things! talk to them if you want a food brunch! erin and ed do brunch on sundays at 10:30 in schatz!