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mike had a weekend went to bryn mawr turns out they're old skye had a weekend was as far away as mike's weekend wasn't the worst idea she's ever had, but was pretty bad she is now dead new people redwana, pittsburgh, bme, is wearing tights dillon had a weekend tried to difuse a bomb (in a video game) he recommends it saturday existed had a lot of meetings on sunday also work EVENT Halloween party! 7pm, friday, porter A18* there will be candy bring games and costumes! erin had a weekend cleaned house had a party cleaned house again skipped step two of her sweater D: SUBMIT TO PRAVDA zora had a weekend completely uneventful (very unproductive in coffee shops) joe had a weekend involved bombs, wizard people, booth, other stuff, nonsense pun about rosemary (he had thyme on his hands) Murphy had a weekend ended with him very tired and sitting on the ground carried a lot of packages too much sleep too much youtube fucked with the KGB server evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil/evil
swear of the week SWEET MUSTACHE apple watch problems any time murphy and frieder message each other in class they just auto reply at each other "sorry, can't talk right now" "sorry, can't talk right now" "sorry, can't talk right now" "sorry, can't talk right now" committee to burn down pittsburgh continued failure but mari made marbles booth committee meetings! we had one! 1:30 sunday ph a18B shit jokes why was sam clemens a vegetarian because never the twain shall meet THESE ARE ALL WRITTEN BY MURPHY shit i heard at the bookstore "i just got into a greek honor society, but it's on my 21st birthday so i'm not gonna go" cinematic suggestions the first half of movie 43 all the celebs from 2013 the second half is not great ad hoc aaaaaacademics nooooo classes for joe this would have happened four weeks ago anticipation
the thing! failing classes is not skyes fault this week find the real difference between math and logic committee motion to table this committee for an hour PASSES committee to wake up when september ends motion to table this committee to the NEXT meeting after september FAILS PASSES $4 to joe, disbanded
spoop machine: make everything spoopy in time for halloween motion to change purpose to "throw white sheets over everything to make everything a big ghost" PASSES can we paint the fence but actually put a big sheet over it can we paing "BOO" under the sheet (sure) does a big multicolor parachute count as a big white sheet we are now in purple we should do this for ctfws but then people don't see our advertisement? we should paint a white sheet on the fence PASSES $1 to craig, all peope presently and futurely dead will chair long con: KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN motion to make a high budget remake in 10 years? FAILS last year one of the frats did a star trek musical for greek sing it was VERY BAD but they were VERY GOOD at dancing mike went to a shakespeare/star wars mashup the narrators were george lucas and jj abrams PASSES ??????? WOW I MISSED THIS NAME COMPLETELY I HATE THIS COMPUTER can we cover the king sized candy bars in white sheets? michael had beautiful halloween ornaments for the halloween tree motion to use the funds from this committee for better candy for this week's event dillon will increase the allocation by whatever we earn for this this week, skye discovered kind neighbors??? they were fighting to be the best at halloween (the houses would change daily to out-halloween each other) PASSES $4 to Murphy, the halloween people will chair (2 spoopy) the nightmare before president's day: jack skellington is the star of a movie where they kidnap abe lincoln and impersonate him" change purpose to "jack skellington plays nic cage in national treasure" it'd work GREAT present day lincoln is already a skeleton we are now in purple PASSES $1 to craig, he will chair halloween olympics: to auction off the rights to the candy we're gonna buy with that $4 and use the proceeds to buy more candy let's do this OVER AND OVER AGAIN the recursion committee approves PASSES $1 to murphy, murphy will chair motion to create a standing rule that all future motions are just motions to purple fails motion to add "spooptinudigu" to the kgb dictionary motion to change the word to "spooptinudiboo" coding magic, this is creating the KGB dictionary again BOO murphy was being spooptinudibous PASSES a strange man just walked in he has a talk at 5:00??? it might be at 5:30 he might come hang out with us motion to make an allocation not to exceed $54 for supplies for the event PASSES motion to make all the standing rules sit down because they're starting to get tired motion to table this motion so all the tired standing rules can lean on the table out of order (question called) FAILS motion to make the official theme song of the kgb "spoontinudigy forever" y'all CANNOT SING committee for things: murphy's been waiting for forever to say a thing. NO. murphy yelled BOO right at the stranger who walked in motion to change the purpose of this committee to utter failure FAILS lmao joke's on you I ALREADY DID FAIL PASSES $1 to murphy, that guy who walked in will chair arrange meetings between the KGB and the director of the NSA while he's still here: to arrange meetings between the KGB and the director of the NSA while he's still here you know if we just go to rashid now there will be too many of us to get kicked out motion to disband the cia is this film club? one of skye's friends cannot read saw a documentary where putin had the letters KGB behind him asked skye if she and putin were in the same club one of the people in the UC thought mari's "my actions" shirt was referencing the real kgb don't do bad stuff while wearing that shirt (lookin at you mike) so if you go to the museum and you go to the hallway full of dead birds and watches, there's a tiny door people try it and it's always locked behind that door, there is a lot of scaffolding and glass don't go in there so the purpose of this hallway is to make sure time doesn't fly? PASSES $2 to Joe, the person standing right behind you will chair the timothy r broman memorial committee would like to report RULES we can't make the dictionary or something motion to ignore frieder SO MOVED
EVENT halloween party! friday 7:00 ph a18* candy! games! costumes! ctfws rules meetings on sunday! judges! we need them! email firstname.lastname@example.org if you're interested shirts! we found a bunch! we'll sell them to you right now! we're doing that at food, not here shirts: $10 for members, $15 for nonmembers scarves: $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers food! we're going for resnik!
erin gets brunch on sunday! schatz, 10:30 it's fun! you can be special guests! ITR MIGHT happen this weekend murphy'll poll for interest
we are now in purple