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Mike is harry had a weekend probably involved anime and pastries and running the kgb as an org in other times, harry saw Sisters and got drunk in an elevator Skye had a weekend did stuff new people cliff, cs, connecticuit, hates the name games david, mcs???, new jersey, name is david Dillon had a weekend can never remember what he did itr??? steven universe? EVENT Useless People Auction 7:00pm Friday Breed Hall (MM 103) it's a big fundraiser! willing members auction off their time including exec as a unit buy our humans OTHER EVENT CTFWS Feb 19, DH 2315, 7:00 start time like mariokart meets capture the flag Erin had a weekend tool training also not homework dropped a class, needed units stucotime Zora had a weekend had a to-do list! did stuff on it! also watched a LOT of anime Joe had a weekend did a lot of stuff including constitutional revisionism the printers are GARBAGE Murphy had a weekend built the KGSLD/SHT PRNCSS and BEER and SLEDDING and ITR and EAT N PARK and then did nothing on sunday
ad hoc offline social media skye has a message MESSAGE FAILED TO SEND ("fuck off frieder") BOOTH two builds! construction sat 2 - 5 art sat 1:30 - 3:30 but both things happen at both builds! misap people who view the booth committee from afar harry found a booth poster !!! he did not know it was from kgb shit jokes mariachi band that plays a certain cover hispanic at the disco up with the sickness that was the joke murphy doesn't wanna get sick ad hoc to buy profs clocks if your class is taught all the way down craig street, LET OUT ON TIME ad hoc criminal activity in conj with storytelling they were at eat n park there was a guy asleep in a booth he was Not Healthy they called the paramedics there were 11 at one point at one point someone heard the guy, in the bathroom, call his mom "ma, take the shoeboxes out from under my bed and put them in the treehouse" "it doesn't matter" "just do it" "i have to go" shit heard at eat n park apparently TOO MANY PEOPLE BEAT EACH OTHER WITH WATER PITCHERS AT FUCKOCLOCK i love my parents but mari's mom made memes of herself on vacation all weather toms success! all weather toms cortina
the Thing! whatever happens at UPA isn't frieder's fault committee for old business not...yet....
exec get it together interlude if you wanna sell yourself, email exec if you're not comfy with any buyers, contact erin in advance or another exec member committee for old business calls for the order of the day new old business: i'm sorry tim PASSES $5 to maddy, tim will chair (thank god)
new and special kind of hell: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole append o to end of name passes harry was scratching his neck motion to table for one week PASSES committee will not be tabled for any amount of time whatesoever ever: idk it's an experiment motion to table indefinately PASSES indecisive bakers: erin couldn't decide if she wanted to make macaroons or marengues (i'm sorry) so she just started whipping egg whites she made the one i can't spell motion to table it for a week FAILS motion to preheat oven to 350 PASSES motion ot have prepared one earlier passes motion to realize that we don't have ANY of the other ingredients fails motion to eat the thing sure a gentle stirring motion ding! PASSES $1 to erin, anybody who knows they want to bake SOMETHING but doesn't quite know what the committee to return to old business for exactly one committee report: DEAR GOD JOE WHY he said a bunch of stuff that's the purpose i'm not oh my god o h m y g o d motion to table indefinitely and forget this ever happened PASSES the committee of forms: the ability to synthesize the pure platonic form of registration apparently every dnd game glenn gm's involves paperwork worshipers change name to "the platonic committee" sure motion to change it back friendly??? PASSES $1 to murphy, kelly? ad hoc committee for old business calls for the remaining orders of the day tabletop atheist committee: fuck drew and your elkridge ambiants I SPELLED IT RIGHT change purpose to "this is florida we don't need teeth" PASSES motion to table this committee for one week PASSES misuse of tables: to drop tables on kgb members who keep tableing items for discussion PASSES $6 to erin, anyone who votes no on a tbale motion motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for booth stuff call for the the treasurer to say words we have the money! PASSES committeee to see how long we can keep this going: what motion to table fo rone week PASSES motion to filabuster too fucking late motion to filabuster i still don't knowo how to spell that either motion to create the all weather tom: to get a person, and like, make him a member, and like, equip him with... motion to make this person tom werner oh my god motion ot change name to "battle of tom the department heads" passes change purpose to "get all the department heads named tom and have them battle it out" passes motion to do that but instead in the pit sure. this did nothing. do that means nothing mtion to make sure pit is spelled with two t's PASSESS i mean y'all can YOU ALL TALK SO FAST PASSES $1 to kelly, tom cortina will chair change all fish to bugmars technically this reqs a constitutional ammendment motion to make a standing rule that "point of ____" will be acceptable to mean whatever the hell the person follows it with point of ass motion to table indefinitely FAILS motion to table indefinitely FAILS PASSES motion to repeal that standing rule FAILS motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event PASSES point of first hi point of ? does the word need to be in english? no motion to prematurely untable all tabled motions out of order point of explanation mike is gonna love this point of nonexplanation can we not explain this to mike motion to not explain this to mike dilatory point of no return that was TWO WORDS point of interesting int he us tabling means to table it in the uk it means to call the question point of why motion to convene and ent-moot no keeping secrets from mike: pointy things yikes PASSES $1 to frieder, mike will chiar let's move on from this: pretty much that and do anything else the get on with it committee disapproves point of ruleswanking: the damage has been done ruleswanking is one word i feel it in my soul point of unlockable: how do you fele about this it's zora's fave teaching tool PASSES $1 to murphy, he will chair motion to move on to announcements PASSES
EVENT Useless People Auction 7:00 Friday MM103 Sell yourself! Buy people! Capitalism! Dress Classy OTHER EVENT ctfws feb 19!! dh 2315 story revising if you're interested fill out murphy's form it's revising the ug tour stories assassins feb 9th to the 16th let skye know shirts!! we have them! if you ordered one, come collect it and pay us if you didn't, we have extras wait a minute though so it's not chaos we also have the scarves cost shirts: $10 for members, $15 for not hoodie: $20 for members, $25 for not scarves we'll figure out
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