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Mike had a weekend upa they showed up zora showed up same outfit they did not coordinate went in search of business casual Skye had a weekend began with upa got introduced to the riddle of the green glass door also portal much pop culture new people alicia, freshman (matsci?), boston, memory of goldfish sonia, engineering, jersey, can ride a bike Dillon had a weekend built a thing that counts (cluster!) argued abotu pasta at erins house EVENT KGB Falls on its Ass going to the schenley ice rink! meet at 6:30 on friday at the black chairs we'll walk over you can join us there if you're late $8 total $3 skate rental, $5 admission assume they only take cash Erin had a weekend event! ed's birthday! including cake cried about thermodynamics was RIGHT about pasta (it breaks in 3 pieces) (submit to pravda) Zora had a weekend started with the event DID NOT watch political debates on saturday because they got hella distracted by organizing comics Joe had a weekend in order of importance made THAT you can buy and cook steak yourself discovered that you don't have to have a photo for the front page if you just pretend it's a black background and cover it with text Murphy had a weekend there was some drunkenness and also walking at 3am in 17 degree weather DIDN'T go down to the fitness center and walk in his full suit instead wandered around the uc basement for an hour BACK TO MIKE if you have a point of whatever, wait until mike calls on you! so people can hear you and they can figure out what's going on tablign cool it!!!
booth! lots of stuff done last weekend! art! allocating ply! cutting ply! builds! 2:00 - 5:00 sat 1:30 - 3:30 sun in the kage! drunk murphy drunk textsfrieder the video of murphy singing is WAY worse than he thought it was and it's only for frieder ad hoc counting in cluster we've already gotten to 100k because joe is a troll? corruption in harrisbugh? counting backeards from 6 million rip fine bros shit jokes why did the woman fall in love with teh egyptian king he was giving off good pharaoh-mones lmaowhat's spelling yarn all the time found ANOTHER project bag with ANOTHER half finished project in it poss ad hoc I can;'t find the letter w skye's grandma couldn't find the letter w on her ipad "my keyboard doesn't work like that" mike is getting a nobel prize don't worry about it prob not music minors murphy has a class in and did work in purnell??? how as he was leaving, two people just FULL on started acting like monkeys drama majors yo one day dillon might set foot in there ad hoc drama majors are scary frieder likes when thigns make sense and are logical ad hoc sleep schedule or something murphy was walking here and was like damn i'm so sorry i didn't sleep and then his phone was like "same" and then murphy learned that when he doesn't sleep his phone doesn't sleep let's ask stupid questions a goat ate money??? does it get punished??? where did this come from ad hoc i want stupid answers can harry answer those questions sam can no and no in skyes first tepper course, they did a zombie apocalypse scenario mike is wrong
the Thing! going to rocky horror and being out of place and very confused is not nika's fault this week committee for old business dead horse joke: joe would beat it forever but NOPE dilatory tabletop atheism: this is florida we don't need teeth PASSES $2 to frieder seeing how long we can kepe this going: 0 nah
unusually sized food: food is really really great when it comes in a size that is not its normal size so the pasta argument THEY MAKE SHORT SPAGHETTI change name to "itty bitty piskitty committee" PASSED what is happening with frieder it sounded like a tapeworm SLIDERS why PASSES $1 to erin, anyone who likes tiny spaghetti internet is shit: to highlight advents of tech that doesn't work facetime there's a youtuber (casey neistat???) who wanted to capture some footage of the hudson sent a drone into the air lost connection and just. glided away. until it lost power and hovered down onto the roof of the apartment NEXT to him frieder is excited about facetime? he got to see the pacific ocean and a blue pixel at the SAME TIME counterpoint: panama eduroam panama's a myth motion to change purpose to "to create the interenet of theings wher the only things allowed are shit" pASSES add panama to the places that don't exist list which we have now? joe lost it motion to help joe find it? nah maybe not that's prob unethical brain surgery new standing rule: no brain surgery during kgb what's your opinion on mentally invasive brain surgery? NOOO PASSES $2 to dillon, anybody who makes an internet of shit device point of info for new people: real dollars! gay communist gun club: yes mike: sign me the FUCK UP isn't this made redundant by the KGB rifle association point of info: is this for kgb members, or are the members gay communist guns YES what PASSES $5 to skye, members of the rifle association will chair or something: because sometimes creativity is too much effort it's a good idea point of info: internet of shit devices--also known as iOS devices? YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO murphy is sad PASSES $1 to frieder, frieder will chair short jokes: to see if we can get several oneliners under 6 words dwarf shortage stationary store moves i missed the other one isn't this more or less directly contrary to the purpose ofthe kgb as the organization YES knock PASSES $2 to worms, zora will chair motion to assassinate the president WOW (murphy left) "air can still kill" drunk murphy drunk texts frieder: frieder might be reporting from this a lot he should submit those to pravda murphy consents worms reports that might be happening more harry once got blisteringly drunk at a convention and lost his phone recently found a voicemail from a friend from that night where the friend just went on for a minute and a half about how disappointed he was PASSES $1 to frieder, frieder and drunk murphy will chair (only drunk murphy) unnecessary pants: that feel when you're outside and it's warm enough to be wearing shorts but you're already wearing pants change purpose to "pants are always unnecessary" FAILS change purpose to"kilts" pASSES murphy changed out of pajamas yesterday for the first time at 11:30 this morning PASSES $1 to erin, people who wake up, walk outside, and then regret wearing pants will chair twright memorial committee would like to appreciate what just happened motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event PASSES point of emu: harry founda subreddit called r/ostriches devoted to content related to ostriches every single post was by ONE GUY (the owner) there were HUNDREDS of posts he made a post asking for mods and then harry and his friends became mods (dillonis tallest emu) point of mike so they went to australia and they went to a zoo where you could just wander into enclosures with kangaroos and emus so mike wandered in and up to a very pretty round stone ADN THEN THEY GOT CHASED BY AN EMU australia has lost wars against emus casualties: emus: 100s of birds humans: dignity glenn's mom has also been stalked by an emu one big emu: to be redundant with the kgb as a whole emu boooooooth change name to "one big emu to rule them all" passes while we're talkinga bou tlarge scary bird,s gotta bring up hasts eagle they wer eprobably hunted to extinction for SELF DEFENSE yeah, these are great, but they all pale in comparison to birds with photoshopped arms emus are badasses change purpose "emu dad: just a regular emu posing as a human dad" passes motion to change everyone in the kgb into an emu passes motion to enlist emudad into the australian miliatay sure hwatever motion to ship 2000 emus to austria world war III here we go motion to ship 2000 emus my otp mike would be such a good kindergarten teacher PASSES $4 to harry, 100 emu sized ducks or one duck sized emu will chair filabuster: i will not stop talking in a house. i will not stop talking with a mouse. this happened in congress last month PASSES $1 to frieder, he and donald trump will chair have opinions: to bottle zora what is your favorite color. agree. murphy do they speak english in what. disagree. STRONGLY DISAGREE STRONGLY AGREE five? strong antisecond dilatory? motion to write all these things on the walls and stand next to them misap statistician committee: straightlining people will apparently just go back and forth because it's pretty thaaaaat's statistics point of story tim's teacher had veyr inconsistent grading schemes smiles a squirrel? two stars a four off prompt?? point of fiction what what what what what actual dialogue from this actual meeting we have one politick PASSES $4 to joe, everyone who doesn't have strong opinions murphy why motion to enter an unmoderated caucus for no more than one minute ???
EVENT KGB Falls on its Ass leaving 6:30 from the black chairs going to schenley ice rink (you can just join us there) ice skating! $5 to enter, $3 to rent skates ($8 total) bring cash capture the flag with stuff feb 19! tell your friends tell your friends pockets email exec if you wanna paint the fence! firstname.lastname@example.org story stuff meeting tomorrow at 8pm in ph a21a assassins feb 7 through 12 sign up! email email@example.com or show up on sunday feb 7 at 7pm in dh 1212 Nomcom if you wanna be on it, email us! firstname.lastname@example.org thanks 4 the remind sam exec if you're interested, come hang out 4:40 in UC 306 ctfws judges! email us (email@example.com)
breaking news rebublican candidate donald trump just found out to be the HEAD OF A COMMITTEE FOR THE KGB??? food after ice rink? worms will lead an adventure knock knock interrupting barbITR IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK 10pm on saturday, wean 4 couches murphy will make an event cats erin has them hit her up
we are now in purple