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Mike had a weekend went to the far off land of an ivy league school saw the quintessential ivy league image let's paint a word picture a tall white man long hair pressed suit talking on the phone on a SKATEBOARD Skye had a weekend started with the event and then the weather was suddenly nice so she dug out a bunch of cords and did as much work as possible as outside aspossible new people yashar, california, matsci, brother has curly hair jason, cleavelane, accounting, yeah Dillon had a weekend "oh god, what did i DO this weekend" chilled on saturday oscars on sunday EVENT (pseudo event) Movie Night Friday, 7pm, breed hall (probably) there'll be voting, there'll be watching bring yo movies this is a chance for the people to rise up and run a movie night Erin had a weekend didn't do much of anything on fri or sat spent longer than expected making tiny meatballs on saturday there's a pravda Zora had a weekend murdered by a webcomic this is my ghost (it was check, please) Joe had a weekend spent 30 hours working on hw for a class now there's a 3 hour midterm for the class Murphy had a weekend there's a diagram of heartrate SCS DAY WAS A LOT saturday and sunday were fine MONDAY WAS A LOT walked instead of doing homeworkd and found the parts of scott hall that don't exist
ad hoc frieder why he was a ta for the math dept which means he gets to be an admin in sio 451 is apparently gonna be weird frieder gave tom cortina a heart attack this has flooded reports the david a tepper lake wigglytuff there it is erin made it cinematic suggestions the middle 5 minutes of the danish girl he was late and then he realized where he was and OLLIED OUT props for solidarity murphy cinematic suggestions one of the oscars shorts "we can't live without cosmos" it's about space bros #nottheend north and south dakota settled their differences nominations committee errybody shut up nomcom! nominations will be from now until april 11th you nominate, it's seconded, and then the person has to accept people have to nominate and accept in the same meeting you can also withdraw your nomination at any time (like, as a person who is nominated) to VOTE you have to pay your dues and then attend one meetinG AFTER paying the dues that means the last possible moment to pay your dues so that you can vote is the second before the meeting on April 11th who is nomcom tim! ed! dillon! sam! who can nominate, who can run, who can vote? anyone can nominate voting members can run voting members can vote see above for voting info--also see the bylaws you can nominate and second your own nomination though not both nominations skye for pres jack for treasurer nika for s@a dylan for 1vp (mike for s@a) joe for pres murphy for 2vp (out of order committee for president. brian has a note) joe for treasurer frieder fro 1vp jack for s@a nika for recsec murphy for pres maddy for corsec cliff for s@a (donald trump for pres) NO ALSO EXEC IS AT 4:30 ON WEDS IN UC 306 BOOTH they had builds! they were great! lots of ply! lots of painting! octodad! they have THREE EVENTS scaffold training how 2 use scaffold fire training how 2 not burn down (also possibly how 2 nap) electrical actually important! it's fun! and we need the youth! need one more person for all they're taking the meeting hostage (murphy slides in front of mike) but like FOR REAL y'all gotta show up joe for electrical (dylan is also going) maddy for scaffold nika for fire retroactive time travel committee has already nominated miek for pres this is forbes maybe someday forbes will be back this is the 3rd time forbes has flooded this year this has flooded the busses are not going to forbes and craig don't die the CLAP committee when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... ...i really hope it stops crying frieder would like to withdraw his nomination
the Thing! murphy's grades on his midterms are not murphy's fault this week the committee for old business calls for the orders of the day it can't be sure but presumably something was tabled for feb 29 so let's just ubtable that i guess we're now in buddy cop day (we were always in buddy cop day)
committee for late crafter support network: the deadline for craft thing is soon. you are not done mari is still working on christmas presents erin is already panicing about tekko skye hasn't implemented armbands from LAST zombies PASSES $1 to erin, anybody who has missed a craft deadline will chair bisextual awareness: the leap day's real name is the bisextus [chortling ensues] apparently the extra day was actually the 24th because calendars make sense now also "calendrical wanking" in the hebrew calendar, there's a leap month it's called adar 2 it's why everything works out with the other calendar isn't the "calendrical wanking" redundant with tparenti general chaos committee reports general order committee reports succession order committee reports secession order committee reports concussion committee: if we hit the kgb a lot it becomes more science words PASSES $6 to ed, ed and tim will chair motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for booth supplies "it's probably a fine idea" from treasurer: yeah we're planning on this what would we have to do to use that money to buy an attack helicopter PASSES artistic pulse: considering the chain of events that would have murphy's heart rate draw a picture skye knows someone in bio and art they made a prettier ekg we could use it to write murpy's name maddy's friend tracked her heartbeat for an art project she was able to pinpoint the moment she became pregnant because her heartbeat changed there's a vid of a dude whistling at a spectrogram to write the word minimum ZORA SHAKES THEIR HEAD A LOT hi im ed wiggly! second so moved passes $1 to murphy, inventer of ekgs leapday william: to convert children's tears to candy you're supposed to wear blue and yellow on leap days so that. something about william. as he rises from the mariana trench oh it's from 30 rock season 6 ep 9 joe found a picture passes $1 to tim, tim and ed will chair excessive chefs: when you hear it change purpose to "sam's laugh" passes the time travel committee retroactively calls the question PASSES $2 to frieder, disbanded shit my professor says: yeah pretty much that so today erin's professor" "the best thing my thesis advisor ever did for me was spend the last year of my phd in israel" tim would TRY to make mistakes on the board and force students to say it was tragic max's prof is weird and sluggish every semester he brings a thermos, walks around the class, and force people to sniff it (he does it in calc 2, too) "the factorials go very fast" also s and partial differentiation signs are the same "this is a variable, i don't remember what it is, but we're gonna call it squiggle" "you have to remember that this lowercase pi is the circle constant, and this lowercase pi is the variable" someone asked a prof to do a problem on the board. he responded, "that sounds like a lot of work" PASSES $1 to erin, tenured profs and people with funny profs will chair motion to make an allocation not to exceed $375 for sensor, screen, case, cpu, and mem no what if owencoin that's a friendly amendment go ahead? dylan is worried about owencoin economics skye says it won't matter it's actually impossible to know how much owencoin there is this can't break owencoin because owen coin is already broken tim gives brian -5 owen coin it was not a too long amount frieder gives brian this many owencoins twice PASSES antileapyear committee: to make years 360 days long bc 365 is too long the gregorian calendar wanted this also the french revolutionary calendar is a thing 10 36 day months every 2 months there's a holiday extoling one of the virtues of the revolution also we should move leap day to october halloween 2 don't remind brian of tuning theory what if we just added in some days whenever it'd be fine yo let's just move the earth just take the earth and push it somewhere else you folks know what days are FOR right (yeah, the 4th of every month) yeah but actually committee reports leap shit's a problem, let's speed everything up PASSES $1 to brian, today will chair
EVENT kind of Movie night Friday, 7pm, prob breed hall vote, watch, rejoice you are in charge exec is naps committee to assassinate the pres in conj with kgb rifle assoc and gay commie gun club march 20 to the 25th is zombies! skye ran out of posters but there are some places email skye! email@example.com
frieder would like to mouth off zora has books! there's a packing party next week! they'll make an event!