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Mike had a break went home much food went to johns hopkins more food Skye is joe had a break. didn't involve shooting mike, which was a real change of pace Dillon had a break book packing lots of anime an escape room EVENT KGB Pajama Party Friday, 7pm, PH 225* wear pajama. bring board game. bring blanket. soft. Erin had a spring break (suddenly people?) went to 7 different coffee shops with her mom spring break woohoo Zora had a break SO MANY BOOKS so many shipped. shout out to MVP Darryl at the Squill post office for dealing with all our shit BACK TO SKYE had a break slept in dc not much don't throw money at her Joe is skye had a break slept in dc not much don't throw money at her is joe had a break yelled at people about how they were doing robots wrong then was the personal chef for his family for the week apparently he's cabbage Murphy had a break spent spring break in las vegas with his parents every night, after they went to bed he would sneak out and... just sorta wander. for a while. just see the lights.
swear of the week WANKPUFFIN murphy drunktexts frieder activity, but not as much as you would expect parody of a vlogbrothers video IT DID NOT WORK BOOTH carnival is coming up time to start building booth MORE please come paint no like actually just apply color to a thing look at old minutes for times! ad hoc sending pictures of themselves from a distance almost murphy but then he turned around om nom nom committee reminder gotta pay dues before the meeting on april 11th! and then. attend that meeting. nominations close on the 11th nominations dylan vrana for pres harry fernandez for pres joe for 2vp harry for corsec harry for recsec skye for 1vp nathan for s@a harry for s@a espy for s@a do you pledge to support the republican nominee for president, no matter who they are? no comment literally going insane metaphorically frieder walked by someone he'd had a class with he CANNOT figure out what class it was kgb rifle assoc in cong iwth gay communist gun club zombies starts on sunday at 7! to sign up, go to zombies.cmukgb.org also nerf war on friday the committee to assassinate the president fukcing WRECKED mike tho murphy killed all of them so impass? ais are conquering all of us in conj combinatorial game theory an AI has learned how to play go and beating one of the top go players we're fucked joe's pumped shit jokes in conj with time travel apologizes shit jokes what happnes when you try to shave a sheep that's wearing armour shear destruction in response: WOMP WOMP WOMP WOMPPPPP committee to not end on that note b flat
the Thing! lack of tabling is not espy's fault this week committee for old business nyeh
procedurally generated shit jokse: what would you call a standard disobeying? a regulation insubordination what do you mean by procedurally generated? thank you for asking there's a twitterbot @eventhenotion has it told the best joke three times? assorted laughter i don't get it PASSES $1 to kelly, kelly and the bot will chair humans vs philasophical zombies: a campus urban game about the dif between quanta and qualia they gon' host it wake up sheeple and you can win does this game involve nerf guns probably imagine you had someone who knew every fact about being shot with a nerf gun if you shot them, would they learn something new? imagine you had someone who knew every fact about being shot with a nerf gun wouldn't that person be greater if they actually existed? why this so if you consider machine nerf guns to be the greatest of all nerf guns then trivially they must exist or else how we would know i'm gonna punch every philosopher not hard just just hard enough to make them annoyed what about the nerf gun that shoots better nerf guns ad hoc sell your automata committee approves annnnnd i lost the plot PASSES $1 to murphy, anyone who violently and by force rejects cartesian dualism (mike's hand is just comfortable like this) ungoogleable science words: to celebrate all science words that are the same as other words so no matter how much you google you'll never get what you want cleavage unrelated: fun game: find a phrase, out of quotes, that will only give you one google result latex fucks you up and then you drop out ad hoc detexify committee once someone drew an infinity symbol and it thought it was the batman symbol motion to replace the infinity symbol with the batman sybol so moved the most famous craig morey on the internet is a professional nude photographer joe's friend from high school, nerdiest dude you'll ever meet, including you fuckers he shares a name with a famous ww2 general nick shares a name with a kid who was kidnapped from canada they became convinced that their parents had kidnapped them nude photographer question: is the photographer nude, or the people, or both? i mean he COULD be nude, we don't see him there's a photographer in ny who will create small outfits for genitals and then. photograph them. she's very serious about it tim found a news story out of OK that he had just be murdered or at least someone with his nae it was fuckin weird on the photographer: she would sensor the actual genital bits so it was just the outfits in crisp detail and then blurs the website is named dicture gallery nika found...another website frieder got hella stereotyped for being a flute player in high school PASSES $5 to erin, anyone who can't google stuff will chair the thing takes a vacation: to report from and collect the various locations the thing has visited motion to ammend "and also take funny pictures of the thing in various places" passes hey maybe send those to pravda and it'll be cute motion to also append "and put the thing in funny little outfits" passes motion to task this committee to make a Thing that's bigger and then put it on dippy we can't. actually do that. also it doesn't exist yet tim's great aunt told a story about college hooligans at pitt who decided that it would be really funny if dippy laid an egg they made the egg out of concrete and then realized that concrete is really fuckin heavy the egg never left their porch PASSES $2 to ed, ed will chair dippy exhibitions committee: to come up with 2-week installations to put near dippy just switch the fence and dippy (dippy is the statue by the library) jailer's fedoras misap people who like knitting stuff knit a sweater for dippy! dippy's been yarnbombed with a tartan a coat of paint vandalism! a massive coat that HAS BEEN painted a massive coat made of paing probably still vandalism a real diplodocus a bunch of feathers a concrete egg ad hoc things near dippy a day before break, harry and friends were walking back to the res some drunk girls got their car stuck in the museum parking lot and asked them for help so harry and friends found the help button THIS GOT ILLEGAL I'M DONE precollege kids fucked up y'all one of the girls attempted to give a lap dance to the gallileo statue fell off broke her arm (collective oooooooh) worms' freshman year dippy was homecoming queen they put a tiara on dippy a regular sized one there was a camera that gave dippy a closeup! brian's dad: "is that dinosaur always THERE?" brian & his mom: "OF COURSE NOT, it has to walk around and drink!" the brontosaurus is a DWARF dinosaur PASSES $1 to skye, skye and anyone else who wants to participate will chair motion to allocate $50 for supplies for the event PASSES the taskmaster committee: to sailor moon antagonist-style collect the energy when someone gives a committee a task and they never do it change name to "tastemaster committee" change purpose to "to sailor moon antagonist-style collect the energy when people get a new meme and don't laugh" if this committee doesn't absorb any energy, how long until it absorbs itself harry's nephew started posting memes from 3 years ago in spanish on facebook TED CRUZ ES EL ASESINO DEL ZODIACO PASSES $6 to maddy, owen will chair glad i don't live there anymore: yeah that so tim got a message from a former roommate, who got another message from somewhere else "I'm pretty sure your old apartment's on fire?" change purpose "lighting your old apartment on fire just because you can" uh, you CAN'T FAILS misap committee to burn down r7 is even more misap than usual that weird hack you just thought of is called insurance fraud we know about it it's illegal reference frame joke dylan lived in SAE house the thing he remembers most strongly is the 2 or 3 week period when the bathroom had a fly problem and then it had a moldy vinegar problem don't live there maddy once started a fly fighting competition she got really good at catching them in her hands egladdin once caught all the flies in valhalla and LINED THEM UP ON THUMBTACKS ON THE COUNTER the seoulmart building dropped its ceiling on owen and chris tthere's a gameshow where they have flies fight bigger animals the tale of worms and the frat house there was. a weird smell. they had left bbq sauce soy sauce and raw sugar just, out. in the kitchen. with the heat on 85 degrees HORRIFYING brian's freshman year, in the "nice" freshman dorm housing did not remove the trash from the trash closet until NOVEMBER hot damn frieder lived in the brothel there were mice in his closet skye lived in donner really, that's it PASSES $1 to frieder, he and the mouse will chair
EVENT KGB Pajama Party Friday, 7pm, PH 225* like GBGC but with pillow forts! bring pillows and board games! bylaws amendment meeting we're trying to update section 9! the current text is on the facebook page we're going to discuss it at exec this week if you have suggestions, etc, please come! 4:30 weds UC 306 also you can email us and stuff! zombies starts on sunday ctfws rules tonight, 8pm, judges room discussing rules changes for next semester! also contact joe nomcom if you wanna vote pay your dues before the meeting on april 11, and then go to it
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