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Mike had a weekend involved booth aquarium! theft! actions not endorsed by the kgb Skye had a weekend zombies! great! then parents no sleep nothing done Dillon had a weekend threw a puzzlehunt saturday (oh god) booth build on sunday! EVENT KGB Pajama Party 2: electric boogaloo (GBGC in disguise) Board games! Pajamas! Soft things! PH a18*, friday, 7pm Erin had a weekend on saturday probably did something on sunday wnet to booth and did more. things. made a pravda! Zora had a weekend bad at postage Joe had a weekend there was not much sleep also parallel measured a shit ton of ply for booth Murphy had a weekend was there the event? no. concert. puzzlehunt!
making dylan happy while he is happy people went to booth, he also just got accepted to comp bio!! ...he's supposed to report his acceptance back on april fools sad airplane ad hoc tech is hard frieder has custom keyboard shortcuts that fuck up his way to make newlines hopefulness harry has two exams on april fools day misap april fools jaws. in the pool. not a joke. BOOTH less than 2 weeks until move on people came to builds! please come to builds we've gotten stuff doneeeeee also there's a new build! tues 6:30 - 9:30 spring carnival committee committee everything is great nothing is wrong march is the new may yeah pretty much that shit i read in the tartan someone stole a cardboard cutout of david tepper why NOMCOM pay your dues by next week!! they'll clean up the spreadsheet before nominations nominations rin for corsec dylan for 2vp joe for 1vp murphy for 1vp presentation! how voting works. annual meeting is april 18 at 4:30 it loooong platforms! if you're running for a thing, write a platform for the thing just one platform, but include the stuff you're running for speech 1 min to speak 1 speech per position you don't have to speak the color of elections is purple positions are elected in descendingorder of rank nomcom is proctors they don't have to be but it keeps happening voting there are ballots! you'll get a piece of paper you have to use the ballot from the correct round it will be displayed they are anonymous ed will burn them afterwards write the ANDREW ID it doesn't count if it's not perfectly correct there's a process for counting and eliminating the proctors know how, you can check the process in the bylaws or ask ed absentee ballots you have to email them to nomcom by monday, april 18, at? noon? one vote per position answers to questions everyone who is a voting member can vote, even if they're on nomcom or nominated there's a bylaws rule that says the slate isn't valid if we could possibly run out of people for later positions basically we can't do elections if there's a possibility that we would end up with an empty position if you wanna withdraw, just contact nomcom
the Thing! having to have the spirit of the thing isn't sam's fault
motion to creat a standing rule like, a rule that everyone has to be standing this is discriminatory to people who can't stand up there's nothing in our bylaws that says we can't actually, student activities says we can't ACTUALLY, they say we need to have something in our bylaws we. don't. ammend rule to "all kgb members during a GBM must be standing up as high and for as long as they are able" passes we would have to be standing until we make a motion to sit change all "standing" to "sitting" passes this is now the sitting rule only mike has to follow standing rules change all "sitting" to "dancing" fails change all "sitting" to "sitting on the floor" what if ed can't sit down all teh way can he just lean if walls are just vertical floors, are chairs just raised floors nope they're chairs fails motion to change all rules to sitting on the floor NO so if you don't follow a standing rule does that mean that you won't stand for this fyi this requires people to sit as high as they are able for as long as they are able the floor is lava committee approves has there ever been an emu as tall as this emu HEY DOWN IN FRONT FAILS motion to make all the standing rules sit down this would make squid, point of blank, and spoontinudigu sit down they'd have to sit down at the end of the year anyway FAILS the outlet for my insanity: to vent my frustration at the goddamn lack of outlets in this room so yesterday skye was in a meeting and there was a really high outlet and skye almost died change insanity to "insamity" PASSES motion to make this committee sit down it wants to be comfortable motion to make the outlet sit down you can try if you just SCREAM into the power hole you should get some electrons change insamity to innanity fails ad hoc you're green with it: generating electricity from screams seems like a great premise for a movie the outlet is sitting down, it's just sitting down as high as it can PASSES $2 to Harry, either harry or murphy will chair i took a class in electrons once: to say technically correct but unhelpful things about electrons change "electrons" to "power hole" passes dillon was usin wolfram alpha 10pf is not 10 pico ferrads. it means 10 per fortnight as an electrical engineer, joe is very positive about electrons all the (ex) physics majors express their hatred of physics PASSES $5 to erin, anyone who has taken a class where they mention the word electon amendment questions basically, exec CAN expel someone via just themselves. there are intervening steps and checks, but the power is with exec rationale for the whole amendment? gross stuff has happened in the KGB in the past, and ultimately we're just a bunch of college kids we've structured this to be a guide and to involve student activities--adults skye says: a big thank you to EVERYONE who helped, if anyone wants to help or make any comments, talk to skye (or any of us) joe says: also, that segment hadn't been changed in FIFTEEN years our body has changed, and so have the times they needed an update were the existing procedures ever used? not really they didn't really help guide the users so why will THIS be used, if these weren't? we tried to change how things start we go into detail about when someone comes to exec with a problem we've also added probation, which will hopefully facilitate better options since dillon has been on the board, we've had to deal with at least one situation requiring this article we felt that the options were either too extreme or not enough in conjunction with student activities, we figured out what to do this amendment pretty much came out of that experience, and what we felt the bylaws didn't help us with joe's take right now, the section also only revokes membership privileges so if someone NOT technically a member did bad stuff, we had no official capacity to keep the general body safe also, suspension the powers of suspension were super limited if something happened during booth, the scope was super short and ineffectual what is the set of situations that could trigger the article? basically, someone has to bring a complaint we don't have a list of "valid offenses" we are still going to work on one--if you want to work on it, we are open to the help are there parts that keep the procedures from being abused? sort answer: yes exec has power, but for most actions ALL--or 2/3s--of exec would have to be corrupt/bad/etc can the amendement be amended yes, but we would have to withdraw it and then resubmit basically, any amendments would have to be handled by the next exec because of how close we are to the annual meeting motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food and supplies for the event PASSES general chaos committee reports motion to disband the kgb dilatory motion to grant murphy the tile of general chaos change to "you have to remain standing as high and for as long as you are able" LOUD SOUND this change is dilatory because this motion has not purpose FAILS
EVENT pajama party board games soft things warm PH A18* 7pm friday zombies post mortum bh255A tomorrow 7:30 go talk voting elections pay dues do it by next weke ctfws rules tonight 8pm wean 8427 (judges room) if you're interested come by stuff changes! shirts we have a new buggy shirt and a new booth shirt go to cmukgb.org/ordershirts to order shirts exec weds 4:30 uc 306 join us voting amendment info about the thing at cmukgb.org/article9 we'll be voting on it next week (april 4) there will be discussion for the bulk of the meeting
sigbovik friday 5pm in rashid frieder is presenting also others it's very serious frame gallery friday 6pm maddy and heather cowie sludge girl theory sat april 9 at pitt harry is djing 8am to 12am the next day 10 to 11pm is harry $5 donation profits go to the children's hospital cmu computer club 8 to 11pm, sat april 2 retro gaming! worms on amendment: thanks exec for going through it