Minutes20160502
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EXEC REPORTS
Skye
Event was cold
Brunch for dinner
Jupiter Ascending sucked
Dylan
Checked their spam filter and found 30 emails from farmersonly.com
Hot farmers in their area
Murphy
Juggled at the event
We have an event
It's Mafia leaving at 4:45 PM Wednesday UC Black Chairs
Rin
Moved in and has lots of keys
Rin signed Dylan up for farmers stuff
Harry
Proms are awkward
Joe
Joe got money
Nika
Was in a cool convertible
Made Hunt less shitty (but it's probably gonna stay shitty :( )
COMMITTEE REPORTS
Sign language is cool! Mike still had a weekend (let it go) The yarn everything committee has a LOT of projects Movie moments wanted their hair to dry but then it whooshed while biking Benedict Cumberbatch Committee changes its name to Bombadill Cunningsnatch KGBunnies! Putin on the Ritz! Committee to not assassinate the president is succeeding Loose lip syncing? I missed another bad joke
OLD BUSINESS
Murphy has the spirit of the thing for their finals
NEW BUSINESS
Motion to make the Stupid Wikihow Articles committee
Purpose: http://www.wikihow.com/Be-an-Awesome-Werewolf + that
How to pee on a bus => How to not pee on a bus
How to get a girl to like you involves no self mutilation
MOOOOON: The next full moon is on May 21st
It passed
Sold to Harry for $4 for the KGB Furries Committee
Michael Woolford, Dillon Lareau, Zora Gilbert Memorial Committee
Purpose: To honor their memory
No we're not killing them
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Sold to Owen for $1 to all the best friends and friends forever
People who craft but are mathematically challenged committee
Erin counted from 29 to 40
Tim's friend couldn't do 6
Owen won booth
It passed
$3 to Murphy to people who craft and can't count
Motion to make the relics of the past committee
purpose: To collect all of the lists of numbers their physics professors have handed to them and show them wolfram alpha and old peopel
Mike doesn't need numbers
KGB knows when the sun sets
$2 to Mike to everyone
Better Science Committee
purpose: How do your booths work? They surf through the air on defferential waves
We can change physics
Dylan a dollar to like wolves or something
Produce for Robots Committee
Purpose: replace robots with produce
$2 to Joe to John Madden
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Make it Rain 15% of a job committee
They have to give us old people money
Caroline to $6 for everyone
Sonia Memorial Committee
It was on a roll
It passed
Sold to Sonia for $3 to Anyone who doesn't make something puns
Everyone but Jack Penick Memorial Committee
Purpose: Pretty sure he's dead already from laughter (just like i'm dead inside)
Passed
Sold to Jack for $1 to anyone who doesn't call him laugh track jack
Standing rule to call All members of the KGB "Laugh Track All members of the KGB" or "All members of the KGBal"
That failed (you all are jerks)
TedX Cruz is the Zodiac Killer Committee
Let people give ted talks
It passed
Sold Joe $3 to Joe and Ted Cruz
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS
We have an Event
Mafia Night
UC Black Chairs 4:45PM Dress Fancy and money for food/transit
We have summer meetings
Mondays at 5:30 on the steps of Doherty
IMAGINARY (yet still relevant) ANNOUNCEMENTS
Mari has a yearbook Take my RSVP dear lord Tomorrow night in Rashid CMUCC is watching Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 9pm Tomorrow night is almost midnight breakfast Wednesday is meeting of the minds and you should go We will miss you Glenn :(
