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OFFICER REPORTS

   SKYE    
       CTFWS 
       sleep and work
   DYLAN
       R7 
       Booth design meeting
       Downtown trump sucks
   MURPHY
       an endless stream of wonder
   RIN
       got chopped
   HARRY
       my life is a string of poor life decisions
   JOE
       Ian had a weekend
   NIKA
       also chopped
       it could've been worse (it was worse)

COMMITTEE REPORTS

   You've goat mail
   Jesus Fuck commitee
       That's heresy
   Great Band names: Performative Alcoholism
   Harry + Mark win best jailbreak that didn't happen committee
   dabs

OLD BUSINESS

   Quinn is not responsible for Donald Trump
   Out of Border committee
       Where donald trump wants all the mexicans
       Motion to postpone indefinitely
           passed
   We did it reddit
       Reddit never does anything
       fuck this committee
       It failed

NEW BUSINESS

   Motion to make a standing rule that a motion to sob is always in order
       Everyone must dab
       The president must choose exactly three people to dab
       It failed
   Committee for personal thumbtacks
       Fencing bees with thumbtacks
       It passed
       Nicole Rowland
   Curiosity killed the cat furry committee
       *Notices rat poison* OwO what's this
       It passed
       Sold to Cliff $9
       Chaired by cat furries
   Speaking with rabbis who own their own boat committee
       Circumsize me captain
       Motion to postpone indefinitely
   Asher memorial committee
       I'll miss you Asher
       objected by broman
       asher approves
       it passed
       sold to Asher $3
       Chaired by the concept of dabbing
   It came from the lawtek package committee
       fuck this shit
       It passed
       Sold to Tim $16
       Charied by Donald Knuth
   Who killed JFK
       Not Tim Parenti
       It failed
   Allocation $50 for event
       It passed
   Motion to make the Out of Order committee
       WAT
       Motion to postpone til January 19th
           It passed
   Murphy's Riddle
       I wanna hear Murphy's Riddle
       It passed
       Sold to Joe $1
       Disbanded

REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENTS

   Get Board Get Carded
       Friday 7PM PA18*
   Come to exec
   Come to booth meetings

SHMUCKS

GTFO