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- Prez: Ian sick. Henry is Ian. Weekend. Henry assassinated me. He won. - Dez: got gloves. oh. - Kate: thinking of weekend reports. Event: LDOC = last day of class picnic. Bartlett shelter in schenley, 5.30pm Friday at the black chairs Next event: mafia night. need RSVP, form online Dress fancy. - Ellen: got kgb scarf for a dollar. pravda submission by this week. - Janny: saw $25 dollars olive garden card sold for $6. Then saw catering by olive garden next day. - Aren: bought stuff. But apparently Aren has no protective equipments. Oh there are gloves now. and an umbrella. People shake their coins really intensely. problems carrying treasury. - Mitchell: weekend. calling Santa Satan. Learning with stable matching, matching the pope with someone.
- storytelling com used to have satan. it was so bad that santa was made to replace it. - stupid comics fun facts com spiderman comic. flying around heli with name painted on it caused earthquake and dropped a cube. - stupid power rangers facts categorizing power rangers - adapted well, adapt poorly, didnt adapt, etc? gingaman - 5 shamans using elemental power of earth pr last galazy - pr in space, did well. space invaders video game in space stupid plot. legit pr death - assassinate the prez added new members for board = kate, dylan, em shooting intensely - treasurer shit 7 times heavier wow - com to assassinate treasurer dropped a bunch of coins on aren's umbrella - bad nuke history 7 megawatt nuke powerplant floating on the sea - nuclear titanic - nuclear near miss com 24 mov 1961, air command head quarters, lost contact with multiple sites at same time turns out all sites were not independent. just a system in colorado. - booth com still have some shirts - people randomly raised hands
- joy has the thing. joy still wants it. - dylan wants: procedure isn't your fault. everyone else incl. everyone participating in procedure. - tim: motion to delay till next week, actual prez can deal with them -> no DEZ FOR PREZ em: go through one by one, decide which one to table - orders: 1. dylan. no relation with ctap - table 1 month, antiseconded, strongest motion every made, 2 favors - c to q: dylan t vrana committee. i don't know you, we have no relation with the ctap. - dylan 21. chair: henry 2. alloc $15 bigger better gun for com to as prez - joe: it's a good idea - em: objection: mod to $25 tres report: yes - matt: table -> no, funnier now - joe: strongarm nerf gun, $12.99 on amazon - em: wants $20 one that shoots ball - tim: want bigger better gun -> can't get strongarm - em's bullet stuck in dez's hair. mfy keeps putting things in the hair - c to q: favor=stop existing, oppose=exist, abstain=squid - joe: possible to demand voting system? - point of metaphysics: think of many things that don't exist - em: consciousness/physical? -> useless -c to q: favor=don't shoot dez. oppose=shoot dez. em shoots twice. abstain=squid. - mfy sits in silence. - that passed. 3. pepsi alloc <= $15 for this week's event - liam: change to peppis product & postpone for 1 week - there is only one friday left - tres report? 2 reports for pepsi & otherwise? -joe: alloc are there to make sure we don't run out of money. -tim: as long as <=$15 for pepsi, others = anything incl. pepsi - aren: change to bepsis? not seconded. - c to q: hands. squid. failed. call to vote by div of house -> what - c t q: objection: #define pepsi as coke -> not an obj objection: henry just wants to object passed by abstention.
- kate: alloc <= $100 for this week's event dez can't say it that quickly but ok obj: henry just likes to object to things, that was established favor=exist. oppose=hands. squid. passed p of info=can you use exist?? - motion #define exist = hands ITS A GOOD IDEA c to q: favor=feet, oppose=curl into a ball. abs=exist passed. - report from S@A that exists = S@hands - m to left shift exec by one = shift position. no S@A but dez for prez very dylantory - m to suspend the rule - m to create the floor is lava com purpose = provide early warning system in which floor = lava henry: feeting right com = OBJ FUCKER THIS IS MINE - m to table indefinitely. good idea call to vote by division of house. people coming into the place and ring the bell. tiebreaker = just choose dez "flipped the coin" and it passed. the coin flipped by gravity. do other coins get to vote - m to create stupid power rangers facts com purpose: pr and ss facts c to q: favor=hands oppose=hated sentai = hentai, senpai notice me sold to matt $6. chair=matt and everyone else who enjoys pr & ss - com to bribe s@a purpose: good job mfy how much do i owe you next week - dez not prez so mfy doesn't move c to q: passed by abstention sold to henry $1. chair=dez - corruption task force com purpose: to corrupt all of execc - p of info = how much embezzlement? how much stuff did you buy? - joe: eh - p of inquiry = corrupt meaning? all of the above - p of info = if destroy kremlin & r7 shower? not corrupted just disgusting discussion = it's a bad/good idea c to q: passed sold to joe for $20 (i have a job). chair=joe and ian.
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT
- event: LDOC = uc black chairs 5.30pm, eat food, hang out with friends. drown fear of finals - next: mafia night, form on fb. dress fancy - exam week meeting should still be in this room - real question about supplies - tres: remember to pay dues and auction debts report from tres: we alloc'd $69.69. made $420.
- em: 420 is a great num. 69.69 is two great nums liam: it's just same number twice. SALUTE LIAM SALUTE EM softly - kate: shirts. get shirts. message kate if you want it. - tim: purple purple seafoam green at this point im convinced this is just the same set of colors every damn week kate: obj. prefer to swooce right out motion to awoo = awoo even though it sat down. may be subject to fines?