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- Fake Ian: liam. weekend, picnic. stayed overnight at underground. sleep deprived. :( - Fake Dez: rauen. ran into dez on way back on campus. board game with henry till unhealthily late - Kate: picnic. exam at 8.30 today. learned fav type of year. Event: Mafia night (on board: who the fuck is cjwong?) RSVPed but have 1 free spot. cjwong & cam are both registered for the event. not joy or rauen meeting at black chairs at 5.15, wednesday bring id to get on buses & train. - Ellen: helmut didn't show up to LDOC. new pravda. can submit during summer. - Janny: ldoc. on the way back bus driver drove right past. - Aren: ldoc. played 10 hours of game. good weekend. - Mitchell: illiano went dadadadada during class. roasted meat at ldoc while raining
- bitcoin dropped. 3d printing could be blockchained. biggest mistake ever made? tim: actually below 9000 but increased a bit em: blame warren buffett for that - c to assassinate prez. waiting to present body of prez within 24 hours to declare success - nuclear near miss. ussr detected icbm. refused the alarm since system untested & america would shoot more than 5 - misapp. c to assassinate prez: 251 as a new member - helmut vogel appreciation. letter from church in shadyside. list of birthday in may -> vogel = may 22nd - stupid history. death of emperor Aurelian roman emperor who restored rome -> conquered all 3 parts, anticorruption by secretary, forged documents for emperor to murder higher ups
- dylan has the thing. -> aren wants the thing. not fault = game loop only able to play for 10 hours -> liam tried to make the joke. liam's inability to make a joke is aren's fault this week - should be dez's report: meetings during summer. run by whoever the fuck wants to do it. 5.30pm in doherty p of info: leaving hell for summer? congrats. can i send a proxy? no - orders of the day: none
- em: standing rule of awoo. joe: table indef. objection: table till 1st meeting of next year. unfriendly but strong. passed table until next year: passed - henry: com to ruin movie night purr: don't know how to pirate things. put movies into then for someone who knows how to pirate p of insertion: you know how to pirate right? p of clarification: is p of info a thing? dylan: p of info is to ask a question to the chair p of shut the fuck up no one cares p of order: not real q of privilege: fuck you
m to have people say things after being called upon m to replace 'ruin' with 'fix' m to surround fix with quotation marks. m to replace fix with upgrade. m to the right. out of order. m to replace 'up' with up arrow henry: my hand is comfortable like this joe: my arm is comfortable like this. c to q: "[uparrow]grade" movie night passed. -> $1 to henry. chair: the oxes - liam: standing rule. point of fuck you is always in order. not strong. amend to always out of order. - dylan: standing rule. point of fuck you is always out of order. p of f u: fuck you -> out of order? -> it's always out of order originally tim: not the greatest idea but neither was the other thing m to make this a comm -> dylantory failed. - em: \[ in order and enter us into math mode. antiseconded. - joe: m to forget all motions. dilatory? - em: m to make anyone who understand roberts rule of order be the chair? kate: only dylan & tim? so no liam: appropriate previous copy to fix execc dylan: pry it from my cold dead hand but fine - tim: m to create pokemon appreciation com purr: express appreciation to all the pokemons in the world. liam: henry is chair then chair = all his stupid pokemons em: table indef since digimon > pokemon obj: i don't like it failed em: table for 5 minds dylantory rauen: henry's 5th smeargle approves liam: means you have a fursona now em: m to replace pokemon with smeargles passed.-> $5 to tim. chair = all the helper pokemons in the world - em: p of something i don't fucking know. apparently the reason they want 3d printers on blockchain so people can't hack them - rauen: mt o create standing rule called motion to fuck the future do it during committee = postpone to 3 years start of ellen's senior year. later then table for 1 week. dilatory. liam: i can make this dilatory.
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- exam in MM103 today so need to leave early. - Event: Aren- Mafia night. i'm kate. black chairs at 5pm. dress fancy. rsvp but if not tell kate - Event: Movie night ran by Dez. details in facebook group. friday 7pm possibly in minirashid - Aren: pay debts from useless stuff auction.
- liam: m to change buca di beppo -> beppi - cclub movie night. - em: playing game during summer - henry: kgb goes to baseball game. pirates not a good team but fun to watch. - aren: summer1 watch anime with aren. anything that's not like shit p of info: prison school is shit? no -> then what is your standards - tim: pirates in town fri, sat, sun. against sanfrancisco giants delaying things for 3 years <- did that a while back. will come back next year. summer & part time work -> ideate looking for some people, - liam: ppl with culinary standards. going out to eat. it will be buca di beppis - meeting during summer: meet at 5.30pm in doherty. talk and get food in oakland. lowkey. come by if you're in town. - tim: who are you guys? we are exec. we meet sometimes. not this week. exec meeting in buca? no. will meet next year though - liam: purple purple seafoam green all those colors. tim: append good luck at finals and have a good summer. no. stole liam's thunder em: append awoo. tim: give liam thunders back.