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Ian had a weekend. exciting walk out of this room, aren is wiping the table. ian follows and wipe another table. then left with a paper towel with no way to dispose. had to walk all the way to the bathroom and throw into the trash can. not a good experience. weekend was upa, made some questionable purchases. waiting for painting of goran eating raw egg. went to art store. will find cheaper tape.
Dez had a weekend. bought people's time. can't remember who i bought. algo is hard.
Kate had a weekend. started on wednesday. at -30 degrees of wind chill. end today at 60 degrees. global warming is making me concerned every fucking day. end report. oh shit. Event: video game night. BH 235 A,B and 237 B. Friday 7pm. will be sign up sheet to bring games. We discovered a mailing list that was used to sending weekly events. you'll get emails with event details. show up, bring video games.
Ellen had a weekend. made some fake stuff for pravda.
Janny had a weekend. can't remember what happened cause it was just a big blob of rest but also working.
Aren had a weekend. useless people auction. can't wait to teach people.
Mitchell had a weekend. received an email for hot tips. made appointment. forgot to go. felt bad. emailed the person. the time was during class, asked ellen to give notes. emailed 112 by mistake.
c: big oof walking home on saturday. slipped and fell like a dumbass on the ice. entire left side of body hurts. missed the bus.
c: ad hoc french big ufh egg
c: patriots act looking into possibility of forcing to retire
c: yea im a weeb ei gu
c: ad hoc big um ta gave me this [a scotty dog shaped sticker but with red-black polka dot] today with no context
c: ad hoc singular of geese just one goo?
c: ad hoc propell isn't a real course meeting with the professor. slept through and arrived 15 mins late. fourth person hasn't contacted them. it was friday. Ian: vogel sent a ni hao email to an obviously chinese student. rauen also hasn't met group, although filled out forms about having met them.
c: german pronunciation you should be calling him foh-gurl. or professor bird.
c: ad hoc former sergeant disapproving look
c: ad hoc german pronunciation is the german version of birb vogel??
c: ad hoc committee looking for experienced marketer to help with pork products.
c: comics are bullshit spiderman villain "big man". he's a man who is big. that's it.
c: ad hoc swordfighting is a modern sport. issue: people don't wanna stab cause they don't like it. solution: don't fight? you get a card. if you do it, you are paused for two months
c: ad hoc what happens when you have fractional or rational raptors?
c: subtracted rabid responds disapprovingly
c: misapp. stupid power rangers facts tokusatsu gagaga. jdrama about a closet toku otaku woman who's obsessed with tokusatsu.
c: misapp. c to assassinate + her majesty + ian watch yourself beware the null pointer
c: null pointer segmentation fault core dumped.
c: ad hoc warrior cat cat who's canon. his name is spits
c: further misapp. warrior cat multiple cats who are canon, including several who appears in the game.
The thing at Henry in DC spirit, at Mitch McConnel spirit of spirit, at Artemis's aunt meta meta spirit of the thing: harry not fault = everyone's lack of sleep fault = marshmellow doing his first online concern #coachella2019 #fyrefest2019
Orders of the day: 1. Standing rule: banning emoji in minutes. If you have a mac and press cmd ctrl space it pulls up an emoji search bar. m: amend to "emojis not allowed but pointers to emojis are allowed in the minutes." m: define emoji as unicode version fish fish dilatory misapp. com to protect the recsec windows = on screen emoji keyboard u+8261 = angry emoji it's called "pouting face" m: allocate thinking emojis and add pointer to it at the end of the standing rule sorry we have none to allocate. we ran out. out of order. that passed. inconsequentially. summary: standing rule to ban emoji in the minutes but allowing pointers to emojis that failed. ouch.
pointer to: standing rule that allows us to create pointers Ian "ouch" fill the archive? been filled.
run the archive N=17 2. Sept 3 c: plato is an anime villain p: one of plato's opinion, certain kinds of music must be banned because they induce too much information. append p: plato also thinks that soldiers shouldn't read the illiad since it portrays the gods as imperfect "i want it added to the records that neo platonism as a philosophy is bullshit." been added to the record, whatever that is. summary: c: plato is an anime villain p: one of plato's opinion, certain kinds of music must be banned because they induce too much information. plato also thinks that soldiers shouldn't read the illiad since it portrays the gods as imperfect. $2 to Dez. chair=neo socrates
m: alloc <=$50 for this week's food and events it's a good idea
c: 2020 campaign slogans p: force bernie sanders to, if he runs, make his slogan "hindsight is 20/20" "that's a giant sick burn. just took his heels and said fuck you."" "he's not that large" "mood" summary: passed. $5 to Aren. chair=henry
c: cursed new meeting place p: to find extremely cursed housing options for where we could potentially have meetings "modern house with chips on wallpaper and seafoam green paints" house aren's looking at: painting of cacti on the stairs in front of the door. doorframe has a red sign that says telephone "party room." one of the house aren's also looking at. 6 bedrooms. 3 bathrooms. master bedroom has a fucking jacuzzi's a fucking jacuzzi's can hold two people. "a fucking jacuzzi's is horny and nonfucing jacuzzi's is ace" m: pronounce "cursed" in com name as "curr-sed" passed. summary: $2 to harry. chair=it's sold to you. it's free real estate
c: uncomfortable chinaman p: ni hao. me and my konnichiwa friends are here at carnegie mellon from nippon for having education. amend: "chinaman" => "hong kong man and taiwan man" passed amend: "taiwan" => "republic of china" friendly. u+2621 emoji still angry one replace: "republic of china" => "the earth kingdom" unfriendly. c: uncomfortable hong kong man, republic of china man, and macao man friendly and passed. [egyptian hieroglyph of a dick] m: "education" in katakana friendly. "these things get saved on the wiki and has no context" "there has been worse i'm sure" m: fail this by acclamation "it's a bad idea" summary: c: uncomfortable hong kong man, republic of china man, and macao man p: ni hao. me and my konnichiwa friends are here at carnegie mellon from nippon for having education. fiailed by acclamation
c: u+1f360 p: if i was being really nice to everyone but i refuse to leave my couch, will i be a roasted sweet potato emoji? replace "360" => "36d", "roasted sweet potato" => "lollipop" passed. "U+1F346" eggplant emoji m: petition to remove eggplant emoji out of order replace "36d" => "disney 369" passed. summary: c: u+1fdisney 369 p: if i was being really nice to everyone but i refuse to leave my couch, will i be a lollipop emoji? passed. $7 to Dez. chair=yen
c: roberts rule of order approvement p: to look into possibility of contrue next robert's rule of order m: construe this as a waste of time dilatory m: fill the archive passed by lack of attention. been filled.
c: origami p: a pointer to ellen putting on a paper hat that says "pravda" on it new p: pointer to the committee itself not seconded Summary: c: origami p: pointer to itself in favor=pointer to hand oppose=null pointer $? to ?
liquid nitrogen night: feb 22 flavors = strawberry; former vice president algore eating orange tic tacs; it's called hentai mom and it's art
event: video game night friday 7pm. BH 235AB + 237B
we will also have to explain to turnshek why we have these flavors
exec meeting wednesday 3.30pm uc329
useless people auction was real money!!! pay to aren. if you need reminder of how much you bought, come to aren, janny, or ellen
itr saturday 10pm. come stab me.
challenge: exec will get bugs? explanation: if challenge is called, exec is required to show challenge coins. if anyone on exec doesn't have challenge coins, buy snacks for exec. otherwise you buy snacks for exec.
m: standing rule fish fish
m: point out that goran hasn't been back since he died
\fanfiction we have always been in fanfiction mode since last year nothing we did was canonical