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Ian not here: Tim is Ian. I'm a fox. that's what the fox says.
Dez had a weekend. 2 exms back to back. nature of language and then probability. had key insight 5 mins before end of exam.
Kate had a weekend. ctfws judges meeting. if still interested, let kate know. Event: CtFwS!!!!! Friday 7pm DH2315
Ellen had a weekend. woke up sunday 8.30 in the morning. this morning woke up. not any numbers on them. Thank you note for Diane Turnshek.
Janny had a weekend. It climaxed on Friday night where I was eating It's Called Hentai and It's Art Mom. Did mostly nothing after that, unfortunately. Hash is A
Aren had a weekend. watching Tasty Japan. a lot of japanese color definitions. ao = blue, green. akai = red, Red (communist)
Mitchell had a weekend. started with liquid nitrogen night. i'm not sure.
Ian has resigned as president of KGB. This initiates our process of a search for the new president. Get to us by next meeting (Monday) whether or not you're interested in doing that. Probably don't do that if you haven't been on Exec before, you'll just waste your time on a random Wednesday. cmukgb.org/president Fill the form in if you're serious about it. Ian will still be on Nom Com and will be around for events and meetings. Dez is the chair of the meeting for the next two weeks. During that time someone needs to be the temporary chair of I'm a Physicist and I Hate My Life: Jasper R7 Authority goes to Liam.
c: culinary standards formally apologize The flavor of Algore eating orange tictacs and cheetos paws is truly revolting. The taste is okay. The texture is horrid.
c: troll making stupid signs (new version of do not lick the wall). passing around
c: existing failure
c: stupid pr facts you've heard of kaitou sentai lupinranger vs keisatsu sentai patoranger but have you heard of kaitou sentai lupinranger vs keisatsu sentai patoranger vs uchuu sentai kyuranger?? super sentai has a history of crossover films that are titled "ranger team 1 vs ranger team 2", but because lupinranger vs patoranger already has a vs inside, the name of this one becomes really long
c: ad hoc weather observation yea um you know earlier this week it was pretty bad, walking downtown and it was just like really not great in the morning. two feets of snow [picture of two feet made of snow]
c: im a mathematician and i hate my life midterm on sunday. surprisingly well, but had a midterm on sunday.
c: nominating committee opening nominations from next year's exec (independent from vacancy process) starting next week! if you're interested in running for any position, tell nom com.
report from 1vp: will be attempting to take the fence on wednesday, have outlets and stuff so you can take your laptop to do work.
(meta3) the thing at Kate goes to Woody not fault= meta meta meta meta spirit of the thing fault= the fact that we might have to give that if you don't show next week
orders of the day 1. Feb 11: m: discreetly ask the president how much allocation i should make for ctfws replace: "president" = "acting chair" pass table until sept 30 nah? 2. #define i play pot of greed table for 2 weeks passed 2 weeks is spring break, we'll see you in 3
alloc $58.96 to reimburse liam for financial, emotional, and culinary trauma caused on friday replace: $58.96 w/ $38.96 ya culinary trauma is a strict subset of emotional trauma? it's a big category here passed
c: basically that p: a pointer to the title dereference the purpose new p: basically that dereference the purpose again dilatory cast purpose to pinter type and dereference chair doesn't allow that passed $3 to McKenna. chair=Ian
c: culinary trauma rehabilitation p: provide necessary care for those poor souls victimized by former us vice president algore blame dispersal com: it's partially your fault cause you didn't spend any money to bid them out "this is what the underground exist for" "has the underground rehabilitated anyone of anything?" "as someone who lived in e tower, yes" $? to Liam. chair=anyone who ate the algore ice cream
c: ken hovis appreciation p: to express only the utmost gratitude to the class that ken hovis provided ken hovis = reschedule etiquette dinner from the date of ctfws to the date of the lab. need to miss an advanced microbio class. thank you ken hovis for this opportunity. $3 to Kate. chair=the rest of the elders at ken hovis's church. he's a southern baptist. the others are the ones who made all the homophobic statements
m: alloc <= $169.69 for food and supplies for CtFwS it's a good idea
standing rule: to pass a motion to allocate an amount with the number 69 in it by acclamation, we need to say "it's a nice idea" passed!!!
standing rule: "centicents" = 1/100 of of a cent. must be tracked separately by the treasurer dilatory.
run the archive Oct 29 c: why the fuck are you using scry p: to remind us the next time we're using scry m: banish rauen to the shadow realm out of order m: pointer to raun out of order m: table indefinitely passed. back in the archive
#define "shadow realm" = an object containing an arbitrary number of pointers c: kgb historians point out that this is different from last year's shadow realm passed!
m: banish rauen to the shadow realm out of order
m: banish that pointer to rauen to the shadow realm passed
m: change "point of information" to "pointer of information" out of order
m: create valgrind anything in the shadow realm will yell at you
pointer: "pointer of information" = to point of information we don't have a rule to make pointers to rules in the roberts rule of orders
#define: 4="strong second" this means that if we say "recursion depth", it means "strong second" and also 4
pointer: discussion of whether or not to create the shadow realm passed
m: banish the pointer above to the shadow realm passed
c: pointer to itself (its own committee) p: pointer to the name of the committee dereference the purpose twice new p: the committee whose name is a pointer to itself passed $4 to Woody. chair=Woody and pointer to this committee
m: include in dereferencing null pointer: - pointer to any discussion at the time - banish that pointer to the shadow realm passed by one (1)
REAL RELEVANT ANNOUNCEMENT PERTAINING TO THE KGB AS AN ORGANIZATION
CtFwS this friday. come and play cause it's super fun. if you're willing to not play for a game or two, tell kate so you can judge.
Fence painting is more likely than not happening this wednesday night. come join us at the fence at any point. Help us paint it!!
We're KGB Exec. meet Wednesday 3.30 at UC 329. We're looking for a president. Don't if you haven't been on Exec before. Do, if you think you're good at it.
Annual meeting is coming up. you need to pay off your debts before the meeting before the annual meeting. voting member = good standing (current dues and all debts fulfilled), attended at least one meeting during current term of membership
oh wow did you know that ctfws is this friday? biannual r7 party, starts at 9pm. party post ctfws
office of residential ed: do not lick the wall
ARCC food event 10pm-1am, night of CtFwS
observe culinary standards at your will