Body part of the week
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Week of May 8, 2011:
The Tusk
The tusk is a the most important body part to ivory collectors, who insist it is grown on very special trees in their back yards. No you can't see them. Because I said so. Also they are out of season. Now bugger off before I call the police. No, that is not a mount of elephant carcasses behind that fence. You know, what? Forget the police, I am getting my gun! Now scram!
Week of April 24, 2011:
THE ROBOT ARM!!!!!!
The robot arm was invented in 1654 by Jesus. It was part of his blue period. It was pained red. Usually used to reach the queso when it is just oo damn far away. It works even better when attached to puppies.
