Giuseppe
From KGB Wiki
Giuseppe is the the manliest of men who is the Proprietor of the Letter Table in the Word Market Dictionpolis (Booth 2011). He has the most epic handlebar mustache and all the chest hair you could ever want.
With his striped sweater vest, top hat, and golden monocle, he is at a level of badassery that cannot be attained by mere mortals.
His best friend is Hidalgo, the snail who enjoys black and white photography.
