Difference between revisions of "Ikrislov"

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*-Will kick you apart
 
*-Will kick you apart
 
*-Is the cause of all gaps in the fabric of reality
 
*-Is the cause of all gaps in the fabric of reality
*-Is not a towel
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*-Is a towel
 
*-Cannot be seen amongst snow
 
*-Cannot be seen amongst snow
 
*-Always carries a spoon around in case $hit gets real!
 
*-Always carries a spoon around in case $hit gets real!

Revision as of 08:47, 5 November 2010

ikrislov:

  • -Otherwise know as "Iv" (as pronounced in the word "pervasive") or the number 4 (Count Chocula says, "ah ah ah".)
  • -Is a member of the quartet
  • -Has a third degree black belt in the martial art of creeping
  • -Will kick you apart
  • -Is the cause of all gaps in the fabric of reality
  • -Is a towel
  • -Cannot be seen amongst snow
  • -Always carries a spoon around in case $hit gets real!
  • -Fought gravity and won
  • -Fought gravity and lost
  • -Owns a bow tie and a fez