Difference between revisions of "Labbott"

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Revision as of 14:11, 30 April 2009

labbott does not actually exist. This is a vicious lie created to confuse people. At one time or another, there may have existed an labbott but deciding membership in the set labbott is NP-Hard, requires more energy than there actually exists in the universe and void where prohibited by law. The closest things that can be said to resemble an labbott may include but are not limited to: a leather whip, complaints, Voodoo Priestesses and the color $\phi$

You can also consider this my personal ad. Because KGB totally needs to create a dating service of sorts.


Officer Dossier:

Treasurer, 2008-2009:

It is common knowledge and no secret at all that Laura is a dominatrix. Why wouldn't she be? She is pretty tall. Hence, if you throw rolled coins at her during a meeting, there will be consequences. And you'd better hope they didn't strike her. She just might have to reprogram your hardware, if you know what I mean.

In her spare time, she teaches her kitten chorus popular songs and uploads the results to the Internet, where they have become an overnight sensation. Their first album has gone platinum in Germany, but then again, what hasn't?

She was the first KGB member to fly solo around the world, but says nothing of the three months during which she disappeared in the Pacific without a trace, or her cameo appearance on TV's "Love Boat."


Preceded by
ehohenst
Treasurer
2008-2009
Succeeded by
herself
Preceded by
herself
Treasurer
2009-2010
Succeeded by
$NEW_TREASURER