Labbott

labbott does not actually exist. This is a vicious lie created to confuse people. At one time or another, there may have existed an labbott but deciding membership in the set labbott is NP hard, requires more energy than there actually exists in the universe and void where prohibited by law. The closest things that can be said to resemble an labbott may include but are not limited to: a leather whip, complaints, Voodoo Priestesses and the color $\phi$

You can also consider this my personal ad. Because KGB totally needs to create a dating service of sorts.