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Body part of the week: Inflamed Brains
Abe: had a week, doesn't know what happened during it, Chinese New Year, supposed to eat lots of shit, Ash Wednesday, supposed to fast and not eat, Ed hates Abe, so does cdinwood, awesome stuff, but since forgotten, Christina gets 500 comrade points for reminding him to give comrade points, 500 for Arthur for walking in late
Kivers: research methods making him sad- first psych class that actually has work, 3 assignments due in next week, complicated, awesome had lea made him, awesome, not good for rain or sun, we have no idea how difficult it is to give away pie, ate pie in stairwell, hands covered in pie blood because no utensils, Styger doesn't like pie
Ed: point of personal privilege: Abe, will you be my Valentine? I made you a valentine, Abe. (gives Abe empty sushi box with chopsticks in it)
new person: Grant, grad student, philosophy, into ancient Greek, Celestine, psych, loves that new diet Dr Pepper with cherry vanilla
Styger: To be a Kid Again Again, 1900 Friday, PH A19, people doing things, knit, crochet, Michael Jackson, hijacked AB tech's legos, other random crafty things, finger paint, vkaplan should not bring glitter, lots of things to do- idle hands are the devil's swingset or something like that, attacked with chalk, 3 hours of bylaws, brain on fire
Matt: (cdinwood), did stuff this week, it wasn't OS, (stands on table), Dude, you should totally like submit to Pravda? and stuff, Ed has been writing erotic German love poetry, you are the hair in my soup, movie, watermelon in the background
Rebecca: card from cdinwood, great hat and scarf from grandmother, used to smell like her house, doesn't anymore
Emily: sat at desk, forgot to go outside, cheaper to sent lots of chocolate than flowers, $110 baskets of chocolate, can throw overhand today, penny on Valentine from Christina
Matt: experimental physics takes a long time, wonderful amazing week until about 10 minutes ago when he got angry because physics takes so long, glad he's here in time for Lizza's report, kung fu twice, really cool, Akiva has a really cool hat, submit to Pravda?
Lizza: desperately wants the ice capades, navy ROTC ball, worried it would be full of stodgy people in uniform, it was about half the time, chicken dance, continuation of tradition that started in elementary schools, had to wear a dress, not so much fun, found these things, berries, neat, smell good, boiling fairies in hot water to extract oil to make candles, make cannibals out of fairies
(enter Bridget and people with women- singing valentine to Abe from KGB, then a song for Ally)
Back to Akiva's report: Bridget can't talk- has been here before, Didi, physics/professional writing, gets hiccups a lot, Christine, CS, a girl, Rachel, psych, has a lot of freckles, Kelly, history/psych, from sock capital of the world, Cathering, bio, Yale is actually Hogwarts
(enter Laurel; she gets a song too)
Lizza: business section of report- submit CTFWS t-shirt drawings by Wednesday at exec, booth in a couple weeks
Committees:
Pop Occultism- Jones soda- listen to an older person, build Abe more hands so all the girls in the a capella group can hold them
Committee to destroy Kentucky: Kentucky .net developers association- after everyone writes buggy and vulnerable code, entire Kentucky intarweb will go down
Committee to raise 50 cents for KGB/no pants committee- attempt to raise 50 pants for KGB- requests Emily's pants, no
Kinky committee- a capella group can each get one of Abe's fingers- cannibalism wants to know with or without Abe
Esoteric entities- happy it doesn't have to make quotidien reports
Chocolate- people think Lizza did a good job
Kung fu- Pittsburgh is a fucking hellhole- some movie not playing anywhere in Pittsburgh
Debian fixed their packages, Wes thinks that means functor's not broken. Wes, functor's broken
pfennig- Abe- whatever report philosophy guy comes up with isn't his pfault
Abe didn't say anything to Styger, and none of us heard it
Singing Valentine Committee- no second
Former 2VP- request $200 allocation for plane ticket from Minnesota to Pittsburgh, amend to transport, we could buy her a camel, fails
Move to Minnesota, no
Move to create the committee to put Lizza inside a giant hamster ball, what if she tries to go down stairs?, sloped hallways, hook it up to a power generator to power campus, enter mcrouch, bids $5.50 not knowing what committee it is, wins, he's chair, hamsterpunk
Allocation <= $2.50 for giant hamster ball
move to create nominations committee, fuck you, Ed
allocation <= $75 for event, passes by acclamation
Immaturity committee- $9 to drquuxum, committee of the whole is chair
Announcements:
event, come, do stuff
Useless people auction- some people didn't pay for parts of groups, bad, needs money by the end of exec, list of shame
Elections coming up in April, nominations committee- endorses a slate of candidates- be sure there is at least one candidate for each office, other people run, bylaws require nomcom to meet before March 1, soliciting volunteers, email Abe if interested, or all of exec
Schmucks
Du bist daas Haar in meiner Suppe!
SCS day Saturday
bohanlon working on blowing suck out of andrew, stuff in public space
Allies date auction people less willing to spend money on Xander than KGB
Keith wants his gloves
Abe- umbrella
Boris got a cool book about all the cool hacks at MIT
Styger is really hungry, two bands she wants to see are playing in Atlanta during CTFWS and Philadelphia 21 and over
a hack is random art on campus
Lab is eating Devon's soul, Abe should fix the webpage
vkaplan on dayquil, tastes like blah
Ally's parents empty-nested, coming for Easter, grandparents coming for easter, aunts coming, CTFWS
Shawn lives in Pittsburgh again
There was a room with food on it, Creidieki couldn't get in- we need list of every room on campus, how to get in, copies of key
Emily's mother in hospital, brother complained she wasn't coherent- oxycodeine, morphine, anxiety relievers, other stuff
Ivan- UC black chairs not very good crashmats
Does anyone want to live with rweldon next year?
adjourn
Abe hates mkehrt has hair on powders [I think that's what it says- can't read mkehrt's handwriting.] bush went to EOC made animation of hang going like this, says RJMcall, CIA, Commas, wants Job
Akiva mumbles (isn't veal) Creidieki blew up his house, that not Akiva
Styger BYLAWS! more BYLAWS!
bohanlon O.o.t.W.
Styger- time doesn't exist event- crafty thing- money
chainmaille yarn FUND? food money
KGB clue? Geek eat? ELECTIONS
Akiva gets -1000 Komrade Pts. Grant " -2000 " "
Akiva- thing sucked, RJMcall[sic] hates him, confusion
John made a picture Parser wankerty [It took me a while to figure out that didn't say something like "nanferg"]
Mkehrt- recorded minutes talking slowly
Em- $censored rlambert someone owes a lot [Not true!]
fun doing auction foo Jess wants $10 Forbes sucks Em is a felon Tangent on misdemeanors
Dlevitt is not rlambert, no he is, glad to be here
kgb exec mtg Wed, 5:00, UC 3rd floor math club meeting 6:30 6:00 Total Information Awareness (cpride Ben Franklin bobble head, not the pope)
Lizza used physics to move ice jogged to top of uold [Sorry, Matt's
handwriting still sucks, so that's probably wrong.] came back, got bolts gave to shawn tangent on bobble heads Shawn? bobble looks like bgilbert Lizza- blah, Valentines day should be 15th
Committees
T-shirt Lichtenstein shirt other same but more different [something scribbled out] 1 design- LEA is cool whining
(Enter rlambert)
rlambert- really tired- so tired set alarm for 1720 thinking meeeting at 1730, chocolate, EOC- free stuff- magnet things, CIA pen- should use it to take KGB minutes
Booth- Lowe's, building shit, boothinabox- drill, saw, saw, saw, flashlight, screw bits, go to Kage, look at Black and Decker stuff
Bylaws- wording of dues section- say something at annual meeting only if change proposed, exec may propose change- recommends exec proposes change, motion to mumblemumble vote on it a week from Monday, mkehrt has to email everyone, going to bring up nomcom after election, people are stupid, Akiva has plastic on his face; Lizza has it on her arm
Real business awful, a lot of it today
discussed changing nomcom to banana, adding maximum body temperature, changing color of elections, no one likes chartreuse, hex, thank you for saying that straight-faced
Auction- people not paying, should only accept money from whole group
bgilbert- someone's livejournal entry- intro programming class writing pseudocode, start programming in 2 weeks, C++
Ben Franklin's chin slightly blue
dlstern- if business major, would have 4.0, lots of sleep, shoot self in face
close meeting to talk about nomcom [CENSORED]
