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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with Capture the Flag with Stuff, which was awesome and went really well
then an R7 party
then a booth meeting
then football
and NO WORK
Caroline
had a weekend
it was awesome
started with CtFwS
in one game went to jail 8 times
during 6 of those times, spent a combined total of about 3 seconds in jail
had an interview today!
new people!
Brian (Frosty), Math, North of NYC, has played videogames
JRAM
had a weekend
involved a lot of similar things
also a standard, low energy, CAPTURE THE FLAG WITH STUFF
R7 party
played his first game of 7 Wonders in a while
EVENT
Halloween party!
7:00, Friday, Porter A18*
there will be candy, you should be costumes
Marlena
had a weekend
there was a last minute art field trip!
it was excellent
maybe potential for money dollars
met a person in need of some environmental design work
ctfws was great except for the bit with running in heels
hung out with folks from far away
homework got done?
Zora
had a weekend
CtFwS was great!
surprising no one
on Saturday repeated the now annual tradition of watching Under the Red Hood on while R7 parties are happening
Saturday was great
Work must have happened on Sunday, because it got done
but not enough got done
surprising no one
Dillon
had a week and a weekend and whatever
autograder broke, fixed it
autograder broke again, fixed it
then it worked
CtFwS
then party
all was fun
Mike
had a weekend
CtFwS
had a moment with Caroline in jail--they looked at each other, keyed themselves, then both tagged each other
after which Mike tagged someone else and etherealed back
caroline split and got a flag
got some homework done by 5pm on Saturday
and then made pancakes that tasted like childhood
COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc I Miss My Home State Committee
in New York there's a law must be an outlet every 6 ft on every wall
maybe
Illustrious Journalist Collective
will report via proxy this week
mysterious forces are sending messages
come to the harvest, there you will find ancient answers to ancient questions
ad hoc R7 Shenanigans Committee
eforney is now 8 for 9 on walking up to people, asking if she can lick their nose, and getting permission
Insomnia Committee
success last night and the night before
misappropriated Committee To Burn Down Roselawn 7
failure
ad hoc Overheard At CtFwS
[to be added, all of these are beautiful]
ad hoc For Those Who Don't Know Committee
Broman wrote an essay about doors
misappropriated Daniel John Kirby Nightmare In Dreamland Committee:
what
Yoga Flame Committee
Doorway
CtFwS
IN YOUR TERRITORY NOT IN YOUR TERRITORY
Storytelling Committee
The Dude Bird
(Warning: contains fowl language)
(it's a dick joke)
ad hoc Culinart and Diversity Committee
Worlds of Flavor is serving American food tonight
"Cheddar" is a dish
Committee Caroline Made A While Ago About Costumes
woooo costume party on Friday!
(costumes are optional but please wear clothes)
Mashup Committee
Train on Me
"Wow."
"It's really good."
Costume Committee Suggestion:
Bring a friend
Go as each other
Commmittee To Think Up Interesting Committees Beforehand
failure
ad hoc Tables Have Turned
treasurer owes Frieder money
OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
the thing not getting passed on is not Frieder's fault
NEW BUSINESS
Last Committee Daniel John Kirby Will Ever Buy: $10?
Committee To Make Money For The KGB: disapproves
change purpose to $30
FAILS
change "Last" to "Second To Last" in purpose
PASSES
Max Bid Committee: challenge accepted
change purpose to "$5 for every stupid thing dkirby has ever said"
nope
PASSES
$20 to McGinnis, dkirby shall chair
Recreational Essay Writing Committee: to provide weekly prompts for those interested in having fun
you should submit those to Pravda
you should submit those to r/writing prompts
change name to "Parks and Recriational Essay Writing Committee:
PASSES
b-KAW
wachow
PASSES
$2 to Frieder, he and anyone who writes for fun will chair
Interpretive Dance: [dance]
change name to "Explaining Soft Scifi Committee"
FAILS
can this committee explain interpretive dance?
it makes so much sense now
change name to "Proof By Undergrad Math Class"
FAILS
change name
invalid
how do you feel about Tai Chi?
is there a such thing as uninterpretive dance?
are these the droids you're looking for?
ad hoc You're Standing Right Behind Me Committee: I have no idea what's going on
is there a such thing as misinterpretive dance?
can I pet your invisible cat?
Interpretive Dance and Argument
Interpretation And Argument: dance edition
aka section GG
show me where the light touched you
PASSES
$4 to McGinnis, disbanded
Pickle Book Committee: to be dillostory
Spontaneous Shark Pun Committee: approves
change purpose to "Dillon's Story"
PASSES
how does this committee feel about purple pickle juice?
ad hoc ccolombo's Facination Committee: dillon!
how does this committee feel about peter piper's peppers?
in 1842 in california, there was a family of dill pickles
they had a son
he went on to do many things
this is his story
how does this committee feel about cucumbers?
no
$3 to Caroline, she and Dillon and Drewdles will chair
motion to nominate eforney as the new Thomas
no
Interpret Dance Commttee: to incorrectly interpret Marlena's dances
do the Yoga Flame motions count?
yes
the intent of the essay that Ethan wrote for fun states that if the artist had an intention, it's never relevent later
so it's impossible to misinterpret
except for the doogie, there's a correct interpretation for that
how does this committee feel about something?
v hills, sideways, and i don't know what this is
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC
Marlena's next art assignment is to pick a crazy song to lipsync
so people can interpret it
ad hoc Misinterpretation And Bad Arguments Committee: success
how does this committee feel about the Hokey Pokey?
yes?
how does this committee feel about twerking?
twerking is the representation of--
--OF THE BUTT
but is your heart in it?
anatomically no
PASSES
$4 to Mike, Marlena will chair
Committee For ccolombo's Fascination: to fascinate ccolombo
why do we want to put 8 of them together? that would be weird
fasten 8
misappropriated Committee To Give Scorri More Sugar: success
the duck
7 Wonders
spaghetti
spaghet
Ethan did the thing
PASSES
$4 to Skye, all those who fascinate ccolombo will chair
Adorable Assasinations Committee: to think up cute ways to kill people or dispose of remains
apparently a lady's puppy chewed through her foot while she was asleep
adorable puppies!
John Wilkes Booth is adorable
ad hoc Committee To Assassinate The President: let's drown Broman in cotton candy
how does this committee feel about Rubius Hagrid?
they're interested in collaborating
ecoli is ADORABLE
one of the favorite methods is:
freezing a body then building a snowman about it
when the Spring comes there will be lots of people standing very still
$2 to Frieder, working on it will chair
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for this event
PASSES
Committee For Interpretting Mike's Handwriting: bulunce
the dance if impeeible bulunce
the rice of impeeible bulunce
skye's driver's license said she was born in 1866
did Mike write "I just want to be stoned"?
are those even letters?
$5 to Frieder, Mike will chair
Out Of Order Committee: motion to create the out of order committee
can't have a motion as the purpose
Bruce Sharkstein Committee: to replace words in lyrics with shark
SHAAAAARK SHARK, do do, do do do do
change name to "Shell Sharkverstein"
FAILS
goin' off the rails on a SHARK
nanananananananananana SHARK
na, na, na, nananana, SHARK
carry on my wayward SHARK
how does this committee feel about sharknado?
cautious approval
how does this committee feel about sharkano?
cautious approval
how does this committee feel about resold tickets at an inflated price?
yes
all you need is SHARK
SHARKlights, SHARKlights
I wanna be the very SHARK
I like big SHARKS and I cannot lie
are we humans or are we sharks
I'm SHARK and I know it
it's just a SHARK to the left
cause every girl crazy 'bout a SHARK dressed man
PASSES
$4 to JRAM, he will chair
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Halloween!
bring board games
there will be candy
reminder to pay for committees you buy!
Booth
meeting yesterday
it went well
meetings are sundays at 3:00, porter A18A
that's where you do input on booth (or facebook)
next week is finalizing floorplans and roof hight, and doing plot things
SCHMUCKS
ITR Saturday!
Wean 4 at 10 pm
it's kind of like mafia without talking and with running
Stever Haunted House
between 8 and 10 tonight
at least one of the floors is gonna be awesome
the all university orchestra is having a bakesale in the UC on Thursday and Friday
The Conjuring will be showing this weekend
thanks to people who came to the SDC party!
Red Sox!
Buggy!
we are now in purple
