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Officer Reports
     Marlena had a Thanksgiving with lots of food and alcohol and comics
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     Everyone had a weekend
    Stuart had a weekend but there is no more stuffing
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     Zora's fucking tired
     Mike -- we have a shrodinger event -- Either Skating! (don't kill the children) it's $4 to enter, $6 to rent
 
                or Get Board Get Carded
 
    Zora had a Thanksgiving with lots of pies
 
    Skye had a Thanksgiving
 
    Dillon had a weekend in bus hell
 
    Frieder yeah pretty much that
 
  
Committee Reports
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Reports from existing committees
     The Heroin committee supports comics
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     The Kirby McGinnis variety hour is happy to say that only one of them has finals this semester
    The possibly ad hoc possibly misappropriated comics ruined my life committee reports success
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     Frieder's a nutcase
    The bus hell committee reports a rock shattered one of the window panes of the bus, causing further delays
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     Trig Teachers and People who have gotten too much sun reports tangent
     The committee to have Korra take your weekend -- Korra got better
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     Look up in the skye committee reports that several people went star gazing
    The misappropriated can we have class outside committee still wants to have the meeting outside
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     All yall silly people is wondering why you threw australian money at me
    Embarrasing story -- Grandfather took a picture of us as a family with her iPad
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     Challenge -- Marlena has one unit of shame
     Evil linguists -- academie Frances is responsible for saying what is French has a uniform with a cape and a sword
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     Max Bid reports continued failure -- there must be a biggest number
     French Batman? Someone sent them a letter, and they responded saying the female because "bat" is female and made some inuendo about batman and robin
 
    Aerial Reconaissance -- Glenn is going to fly to LeTroupe on Sunday for brunch!
 
    War on Christmas committee reports SUCCESS
 
     The war on Thanksgiving reports a phenomena in NY reporting theres a war on Thanksgiving
 
    The I live in DC, damnit committee reports, if you can't confirm, you're watching the wrong news station
 
     The shadow corporation records its succcess at rigging the Turkey pardoning elections
 
     The I'm from MA, damnit committee reports the Turkey that was pardoned in southern MA was run over by a car
 
    Why is Disney so good now? -- Big hero 6 is fantastic
 
    The ad hoc product placement committee tells the professor who inspired inflatable robots to stop plugging the kickstarter
 
  
 
Old Business
 
Old Business
     Murphy had the thing
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     Afalk has the spirit of the thing
     Afalk now has the thing and finals are not her fault this week
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     Stuart is not at fault for the confiscation of the thing by the TSA
  
FINALS!, Stressers; finals, with hands on hips, PROJECTS, INTERVIEW QUESITONS, NOT AFALK'S FAULT, tears
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Time Vortex; Frieder's reddit account is 1000 days old today
     This will be on the final
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     He wasted so much time
     The ad hoc, let
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     Never go on reddit
    Finals finals, malchovich malchovich
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     Clockwise or counterclockwise
     Can we have a cheat sheet
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     Photography?  
     Final outside?  
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     $2 to Frieder
    Interview questions instead of a final
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     Anyone who has lost their soul to reddit
     $3 to Frieder
 
     DISBANDED YOU'RE ALL FREE
 
  
Declare and wage war on Thanksgiving; yeah, pretty much that
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Recovering injury bragging rights; look how far steven can stretch his neck
     Everyone trying to cook at the same time -- TOO MANY COOKS
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     Stupiduel
     Isn't this a peaceful holiday
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    Frieder is an inflexible douche
     $3 to Stuart
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     It's a good idea
     Vegetarians
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    My butt hurts slightly less than last time i reported about it
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     $1 to Steven
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     Everyone who has had an injury in the past year or future
  
I promise I'm not [sic]; I'm not contagious
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Highlean Geography; to create a universal time independent map of high rule
     $1 to Frieder
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    Google Maps for Mordor
      
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    Zora's domain is what again?
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    Excuse me princess?
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     $3 to gorelik
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     Eric and any other
  
Horrible travels stories; you cannot get on this plane
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Cinnomatic suggestions; movies are great
     Pear
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     Lense Flare!
     I can't get on the plane without ID roommates!
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    Interstellar was pretty good
     Frieder tells bad jokes
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    Cinnamon toast crunch was pretty good
     Planes suck
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    Bread your shiny french toast crunch
     The Cunninghams had a 13 hour flight delay... its sadness
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    Xavier Renegade Angel
     So Glenn was flying back from death. Valley
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    Epsilon 9
     sooo many delays
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    Fargo!!!!!!!
     $3 to Frieder
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     Minesota accent? It's horrible horrible horrible horrible
     Disbanded
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     French toast crunch has been availible in canada for a while
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     3D doritos
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     Doctor Who...
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     Smash 4
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     Old Survivor and Old Sailor Moon
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     $2 to Murphy
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     Anyone who watches things to use in committee reports
  
Tearring and Feathering; seems like a good idea
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Regional Accident; welcome to PA
    The committee to war on Thanksgiving is curious as to this practice
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    Welcome to Jewish, How about another adam sandler movie
     $1 to Shelby
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    Welcome to Texas in a Minesota Accent
     Steven
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    Pokemon things
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    Bad accents
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     $4 to Frieder
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     Anyone who doesnt have a standard accent
  
Gift of Jabs; get cho jabs!
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Squid appreciation; to make people appreciate squid
     Stuart has a job
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    Find a place to get good calamari
     JABS!
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    Octopus
     $1 to Afalk
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     Old Boy the movie.... it's bad
     Everyone but Frieder
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     Octopusssssssssssssssssssss
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     $1 to McGinnis
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     Bisdanded
  
Cigarettes and pillow fights; tarring and feathering for a more civilized society
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To give punny names to all the colleges at cmu; one day steven is going to have lots of money and a school named after him
     FAILED
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    How much does it take to buy a college?
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    The collee of fine sarts?
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    Committee to give all the colleges creative chants strongly approves
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    $2 to Joe
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     Everyone who eats hambergers in hamburg hall
  
Not murder; NOT legalize it
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Useless math statements; bygones be bygones
    Large groups of crows
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     The questions been called
    Stand your ground
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     $2 to Murphy
    Be a lobbyist!
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     Bygones
    It is illegal to ever not be murdering someone
 
    Only one crime, breaking the LAW
 
     The Shadow Corporations sad
 
     $6 to Joe   
 
     Shadow Corporation
 
  
Double negative; to never not engage in double negatives
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Rotate your dominat hand counter clockwise and leg countercockwise; its really hard
     This is not a bad idea
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    Its really hard.....
     Constructive logic
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     Really hardd
     The Everyone's a linguist committee is really damn frustrated -- they emphasize
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     Devils!!!!!!!
     Esperant-NO
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     Fire is hot
     Swearing lanuage -- Esperant-FUCK YOU
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     Yeah no
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PHYSICS!; **glare at Mike**
     NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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     Fire is not hot
     $6 to Conner
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     Heat is transferred, people pretend to be smart
     Never not me
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     Gravity fails like .1 % of the time
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     $5 to Frieder
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     Mike
  
Jelly Bean Research; why don't all jelly beans complete mitosis
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Call the Question; to call the fucking question
    Why?
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      $3 to Stuart
    GIANT JELLY BEAN
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      Objecotrs
    $1 to Shelby
 
    All the jelly beans
 
  
Allocation not to exceed $50 for this weeks event
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Superhero bling; fuck steven
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    Steven got all of the rings from the cereal boxes
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    Steven is for the superhuman registration act
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    Ironman suit
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    Tony Stark is the coolest cat with the heart of steel
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    $1 to McGinnis
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    This bandit
  
Actually important things that we should get on doing; to blow up the ocean
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Save the Cheetah; THEY WANNA MOVE THE CHEETO
    Do they involve Neil Gaimen
 
    Traiditional piracy is mad
 
    Evil Seafood league reports HEY!!!!!1 NO GUYS!
 
    Tunnel to the center of the earth
 
 
     We must stop them
 
     We must stop them
     Tunnel from the vatican to DC
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     Rotational motion to this object?
     Innovative technologies committee can now melt
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    Activate the Wean Bot!
     Drowning llamas
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    I am Wean Bot
     Llamas for sale
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    $1 to Chris
     Xander didn't like the Little Mermaid very much
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     The turle
     $6 to Frieder
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     Alexes
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Vote of no confidence
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The Bureaucracy; the paperwork
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     Bur-speirracy
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     The paperwork in flames!!!!!!!!!!!
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     Light the thing on fire?
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    We tried this once....
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    Clue?     
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    Flaming paper snowflakes?
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    Does paper work?
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    Paper burns very well in a cue
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    Try burning paper in a tree
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    Bribe your way out of paper
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     $1 to Frieder
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     People who light things on fire
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Skye is From DC; that
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    DC has Skye
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    It's because of the ring
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    I'm batman!
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    $2 to Mike
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    Skye and DC people
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oh god make it stop; OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
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    Film Club!
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    000 color
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    Plot?
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    Unrealistic giggle things
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    Rory's Cactus
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    XKCD
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    Optimal movie?
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    Bikes and hats, lets make it happen
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    White liquid
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    $2 to Ed
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    Disbanded
  
We have a Shrodinger's Event -- KGB Falls on its ass
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Real Relevant announcements!
     or Get Board Get Carded
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     Geek Eat is happening! Leaving the UC black chairs at 4

Revision as of 23:12, 9 December 2014

Officer Reports

    Everyone had a weekend
    Zora's fucking tired

Reports from existing committees

    The Kirby McGinnis variety hour is happy to say that only one of them has finals this semester
    Frieder's a nutcase
    Trig Teachers and People who have gotten too much sun reports tangent
    Look up in the skye committee reports that several people went star gazing 
    All yall silly people is wondering why you threw australian money at me
    Challenge -- Marlena has one unit of shame
    Max Bid reports continued failure -- there must be a biggest number

Old Business

    Afalk has the spirit of the thing
    Stuart is not at fault for the confiscation of the thing by the TSA

Time Vortex; Frieder's reddit account is 1000 days old today

    He wasted so much time
    Never go on reddit
    Clockwise or counterclockwise
    Photography? 
    $2 to Frieder
    Anyone who has lost their soul to reddit

Recovering injury bragging rights; look how far steven can stretch his neck

    Stupiduel
    Frieder is an inflexible douche
    It's a good idea
    My butt hurts slightly less than last time i reported about it
    $1 to Steven
    Everyone who has had an injury in the past year or future

Highlean Geography; to create a universal time independent map of high rule

    Google Maps for Mordor
    Zora's domain is what again? 
    Excuse me princess? 
    $3 to gorelik
    Eric and any other

Cinnomatic suggestions; movies are great

    Lense Flare!
    Interstellar was pretty good
    Cinnamon toast crunch was pretty good
    Bread your shiny french toast crunch
    Xavier Renegade Angel
    Epsilon 9
    Fargo!!!!!!!
    Minesota accent? It's horrible horrible horrible horrible
    French toast crunch has been availible in canada for a while
    3D doritos
    Doctor Who...
    Smash 4
    Old Survivor and Old Sailor Moon 
    $2 to Murphy
    Anyone who watches things to use in committee reports

Regional Accident; welcome to PA

    Welcome to Jewish, How about another adam sandler movie
    Welcome to Texas in a Minesota Accent
    Pokemon things
    Bad accents
    $4 to Frieder
    Anyone who doesnt have a standard accent

Squid appreciation; to make people appreciate squid

    Find a place to get good calamari
    Octopus
    Old Boy the movie.... it's bad
    Octopusssssssssssssssssssss
    $1 to McGinnis
    Bisdanded

To give punny names to all the colleges at cmu; one day steven is going to have lots of money and a school named after him

    How much does it take to buy a college? 
    The collee of fine sarts?
    Committee to give all the colleges creative chants strongly approves
    $2 to Joe
    Everyone who eats hambergers in hamburg hall

Useless math statements; bygones be bygones

    The questions been called
    $2 to Murphy
    Bygones

Rotate your dominat hand counter clockwise and leg countercockwise; its really hard

    Its really hard.....
    Really hardd
    Devils!!!!!!!
    Fire is hot
    

PHYSICS!; **glare at Mike**

    Fire is not hot
    Heat is transferred, people pretend to be smart
    Gravity fails like .1 % of the time
    $5 to Frieder
    Mike

Call the Question; to call the fucking question

     $3 to Stuart
     Objecotrs

Superhero bling; fuck steven

    Steven got all of the rings from the cereal boxes
    Steven is for the superhuman registration act
    Ironman suit
    Tony Stark is the coolest cat with the heart of steel
    $1 to McGinnis
    This bandit

Save the Cheetah; THEY WANNA MOVE THE CHEETO

    We must stop them
    Rotational motion to this object? 
    Activate the Wean Bot!
    I am Wean Bot
    $1 to Chris
    The turle

Vote of no confidence

The Bureaucracy; the paperwork

    Bur-speirracy
    The paperwork in flames!!!!!!!!!!!
    Light the thing on fire? 
    We tried this once....
    Clue?      
    Flaming paper snowflakes? 
    Does paper work? 
    Paper burns very well in a cue
    Try burning paper in a tree
    Bribe your way out of paper
    $1 to Frieder
    People who light things on fire

Skye is From DC; that

    DC has Skye
    It's because of the ring
    I'm batman!
    $2 to Mike
    Skye and DC people

oh god make it stop; OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

    Film Club!
    000 color
    Plot? 
    Unrealistic giggle things
    Rory's Cactus
    XKCD
    Optimal movie? 
    Bikes and hats, lets make it happen
    White liquid
    $2 to Ed
    Disbanded

Real Relevant announcements!

    Geek Eat is happening! Leaving the UC black chairs at 4