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Officer Reports
 
Officer Reports
     Everyone had a weekend
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     Marlena -- taught counting in binary
     Zora's fucking tired
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    Stuart -- watched shit movies
 +
          Ash -- Pittsburgh, Undeclared, Axe body wash
 +
    Mike -- Had a vacation in Ireland
 +
          Potluck! -- Friday at 7 bring food
 +
     Zora -- watched starwars in machete order and replaced 1 with space jam
 +
    Skye -- Talking is hard
 +
    Dillons angry half maybe destroyed
 +
          Calm half maybe destroyed a VGA
 +
    Frieder -- nothing
  
Reports from existing committees
 
    The Kirby McGinnis variety hour is happy to say that only one of them has finals this semester
 
    Frieder's a nutcase
 
    Trig Teachers and People who have gotten too much sun reports tangent
 
    Look up in the skye committee reports that several people went star gazing
 
    All yall silly people is wondering why you threw australian money at me
 
    Challenge -- Marlena has one unit of shame
 
    Max Bid reports continued failure -- there must be a biggest number
 
  
Old Business
+
Oh god send help -- Shawn is new manager
    Afalk has the spirit of the thing
+
Cinematic Sugestions -- pitch perfect, excellent; sherlock is great, not into the woods
    Stuart is not at fault for the confiscation of the thing by the TSA
+
Shadow Corporation went to Disney
 +
Is the enjoyment plastic?
 +
The MCU Hype Boner Committee reports anticipation
 +
Itty Bitty Kitty Committee reports difficulty in adjusting to animals
 +
Skinematics
 +
Cinamon addicts reports french toast crunch
  
Time Vortex; Frieder's reddit account is 1000 days old today
+
Afalk had the thing, Murphy wants the thing
    He wasted so much time
+
    It's not his fault the thing will break
    Never go on reddit
 
    Clockwise or counterclockwise
 
    Photography?
 
    $2 to Frieder
 
    Anyone who has lost their soul to reddit
 
  
Recovering injury bragging rights; look how far steven can stretch his neck
+
Genuine Confusion; a lot of people want to get stoned, but whenever Frieder offers to stone them they look at him like he's crazy         
     Stupiduel
+
    Interest
     Frieder is an inflexible douche
+
    Contusions?
     It's a good idea
+
    Rocks Rocks
     My butt hurts slightly less than last time i reported about it
+
     Rols rolls?
     $1 to Steven
+
     $1 to Frieder
     Everyone who has had an injury in the past year or future
+
    Stones people/gets stoned?
 +
 
 +
Better than ep 1; 80s movies
 +
    Stepping on a rake and having it hit your face
 +
    Ep 7?
 +
     It can't be worse?
 +
    We'll find a way
 +
    All the Sherlock
 +
    Stop calling on Murphy
 +
    Turkish Star Wars
 +
     Keep listing things
 +
     $4 to Frieder
 +
    Ep 1
 +
 
 +
KGBuzzfied; to annoy Skye
 +
    Does it contain itself?
 +
    These 9 things could not be your fault this week?
 +
    References suck
 +
    9 reasons why you'll hate sherlock
 +
     Cats in sweaters
 +
    13 committees Frieder is planning for next meeting -- you won't believe number 9
 +
    Reasons the Out of Order Committee is out of order
 +
    5 golden rings
 +
    28000 reasons why you hate CMU
 +
    90s kids
 +
    2 towers
 +
    $6 to Frieder
 +
    Joe
 +
 
 +
Better than Ep 2; Phatom 2
 +
    $1 to Stuart
 +
    Disbanded
  
Highlean Geography; to create a universal time independent map of high rule
+
JJ Abrams; Lense flare
     Google Maps for Mordor
+
    WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     Zora's domain is what again?
+
     Into Darkness or Star wars 7
     Excuse me princess?
+
     Star Trek Wars
     $3 to gorelik
+
     Ahhh my eyes
     Eric and any other
+
     $4 to Chris
 +
     George Lucas
  
Cinnomatic suggestions; movies are great
+
Rule of 3rd; Wess anderson
     Lense Flare!
+
     So much 3 shit
     Interstellar was pretty good
+
     Lazy asses
    Cinnamon toast crunch was pretty good
+
     $1 to Joe
    Bread your shiny french toast crunch
+
     KGB Part III
    Xavier Renegade Angel
 
    Epsilon 9
 
    Fargo!!!!!!!
 
    Minesota accent? It's horrible horrible horrible horrible
 
    French toast crunch has been availible in canada for a while
 
    3D doritos
 
    Doctor Who...
 
    Smash 4
 
    Old Survivor and Old Sailor Moon
 
     $2 to Murphy
 
     Anyone who watches things to use in committee reports
 
  
Regional Accident; welcome to PA
+
1st committee KGB will pass in 2015; that
    Welcome to Jewish, How about another adam sandler movie
+
     Tabled indefinately
    Welcome to Texas in a Minesota Accent
 
    Pokemon things
 
    Bad accents
 
    $4 to Frieder
 
     Anyone who doesnt have a standard accent
 
  
Squid appreciation; to make people appreciate squid
+
Lewd Gerrymandering; obscene congressional district shapes
     Find a place to get good calamari
+
     Frieder nominates himself
     Octopus
+
     Time Travel approves
     Old Boy the movie.... it's bad
+
     First
     Octopusssssssssssssssssssss
+
     Second
     $1 to McGinnis
+
     $2 to Chris
     Bisdanded
+
     Whoever gives Chris the most
  
To give punny names to all the colleges at cmu; one day steven is going to have lots of money and a school named after him
+
Kesden; doctor strange cluster, how i learned to stop worrying and love the trashcans + starring Kesden as Peter Sellers
     How much does it take to buy a college?  
+
    I come back and everythings different
     The collee of fine sarts?
+
     Bobbing for apples?
     Committee to give all the colleges creative chants strongly approves
+
     My MAC
     $2 to Joe
+
     The trashcans are light
     Everyone who eats hambergers in hamburg hall
+
     $3 to Ethan
 +
     Apple-less
  
Useless math statements; bygones be bygones
+
KGB Clickhole: Publish KGB Clickhole
     The questions been called
+
     10 Pravda's
     $2 to Murphy
+
    5 numbers
     Bygones
+
    9 buzzfeed parody's
 +
    No more procrastinating?  We don't thiink so....
 +
     $5 to Murphy
 +
     The complement of Frieder
  
Rotate your dominat hand counter clockwise and leg countercockwise; its really hard
+
Scientific Conrad Magazine; actually true definitely true cool science stuff
     Its really hard.....
+
     Peer Reviewed?
    Really hardd
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     $6 to Mike
    Devils!!!!!!!
 
    Fire is hot
 
   
 
PHYSICS!; **glare at Mike**
 
    Fire is not hot
 
    Heat is transferred, people pretend to be smart
 
    Gravity fails like .1 % of the time
 
     $5 to Frieder
 
 
     Mike
 
     Mike
  
Call the Question; to call the fucking question
+
KGB Tropes; to fuck Frieder
      $3 to Stuart
+
    The first 10 minutes of 251 covers all that
      Objecotrs
+
    $8 to Afalk
 +
    Disbanded
  
Superhero bling; fuck steven
+
Allocation not to exceed $50 for this event
     Steven got all of the rings from the cereal boxes
+
      
     Steven is for the superhuman registration act
+
People who don't look like themselves; different hair?
     Ironman suit
+
     Wigs?      
     Tony Stark is the coolest cat with the heart of steel
+
     Snip snip
     $1 to McGinnis
+
     $3 to Stuart
     This bandit
+
     Polychromats
  
Save the Cheetah; THEY WANNA MOVE THE CHEETO
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The committee to be disbanded; to that
    We must stop them
+
     Motion to table indefinately
    Rotational motion to this object?
+
     Been tabled
     Activate the Wean Bot!
 
    I am Wean Bot
 
    $1 to Chris
 
     The turle
 
  
Vote of no confidence
+
Table flipped
  
The Bureaucracy; the paperwork
+
Video James; skype colmar
    Bur-speirracy
+
     The thing where we change the thing
     The paperwork in flames!!!!!!!!!!!
+
     Guardians of the Galaxy
    Light the thing on fire?
+
     Herod and Colmar go to Whitecastle
     We tried this once....
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     Play Video James
     Clue?     
+
     $1 to Afalk
     Flaming paper snowflakes?
+
     Playesr of video games
    Does paper work?
 
    Paper burns very well in a cue
 
    Try burning paper in a tree
 
    Bribe your way out of paper
 
     $1 to Frieder
 
     People who light things on fire
 
  
Skye is From DC; that
+
     Cover your eyes?
    DC has Skye
+
     Sit in silence
     It's because of the ring
+
     $3 to Frieder
     I'm batman!
+
     Frieder
     $2 to Mike
 
     Skye and DC people
 
  
oh god make it stop; OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
+
Real Relevant Announcements
     Film Club!
+
     Potluck! PH A18* bring food
     000 color
+
     Friday at 7
     Plot?
+
     Google Doc!
     Unrealistic giggle things
+
     Don't bring drinks
     Rory's Cactus
+
      
     XKCD
+
Booth!!!!!
     Optimal movie?
+
     Builds will start next Friday
     Bikes and hats, lets make it happen
+
     Tool Training
     White liquid
+
     Art Meetings this weekend and future weekends
     $2 to Ed
+
    Poll is on the Booth Facebook Group with some options
     Disbanded
+
     Weekday build times
 
+
      
Real Relevant announcements!
+
Schmuks who would like to Mouth Off
     Geek Eat is happening! Leaving the UC black chairs at 4
+
CtFwS Rules
 +
    We do thing now!
 +
     Contact Mike
 +
         
 +
We have a lot of Schmucks
 +
      
 +
Motion to Purple

Revision as of 19:57, 12 January 2015

Officer Reports

    Marlena -- taught counting in binary
    Stuart -- watched shit movies
         Ash -- Pittsburgh, Undeclared, Axe body wash
    Mike -- Had a vacation in Ireland
         Potluck! -- Friday at 7 bring food
    Zora -- watched starwars in machete order and replaced 1 with space jam
    Skye -- Talking is hard
    Dillons angry half maybe destroyed
         Calm half maybe destroyed a VGA
   Frieder -- nothing


Oh god send help -- Shawn is new manager Cinematic Sugestions -- pitch perfect, excellent; sherlock is great, not into the woods Shadow Corporation went to Disney Is the enjoyment plastic? The MCU Hype Boner Committee reports anticipation Itty Bitty Kitty Committee reports difficulty in adjusting to animals Skinematics Cinamon addicts reports french toast crunch

Afalk had the thing, Murphy wants the thing

    It's not his fault the thing will break

Genuine Confusion; a lot of people want to get stoned, but whenever Frieder offers to stone them they look at him like he's crazy

    Interest
    Contusions? 
    Rocks Rocks
    Rols rolls? 
    $1 to Frieder
    Stones people/gets stoned? 

Better than ep 1; 80s movies

    Stepping on a rake and having it hit your face
    Ep 7?
    It can't be worse? 
    We'll find a way
    All the Sherlock
    Stop calling on Murphy
    Turkish Star Wars
    Keep listing things
    $4 to Frieder
    Ep 1

KGBuzzfied; to annoy Skye

    Does it contain itself? 
    These 9 things could not be your fault this week? 
    References suck
    9 reasons why you'll hate sherlock
    Cats in sweaters
    13 committees Frieder is planning for next meeting -- you won't believe number 9
    Reasons the Out of Order Committee is out of order
    5 golden rings
    28000 reasons why you hate CMU
    90s kids
    2 towers
    $6 to Frieder
    Joe 

Better than Ep 2; Phatom 2

    $1 to Stuart
    Disbanded

JJ Abrams; Lense flare

    WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Into Darkness or Star wars 7
    Star Trek Wars
    Ahhh my eyes
    $4 to Chris
    George Lucas

Rule of 3rd; Wess anderson

    So much 3 shit
    Lazy asses
    $1 to Joe
    KGB Part III

1st committee KGB will pass in 2015; that

    Tabled indefinately

Lewd Gerrymandering; obscene congressional district shapes

    Frieder nominates himself
    Time Travel approves
    First
    Second
    $2 to Chris
    Whoever gives Chris the most

Kesden; doctor strange cluster, how i learned to stop worrying and love the trashcans + starring Kesden as Peter Sellers

    I come back and everythings different
    Bobbing for apples?
    My MAC
    The trashcans are light 
    $3 to Ethan
    Apple-less

KGB Clickhole: Publish KGB Clickhole

    10 Pravda's 
    5 numbers
    9 buzzfeed parody's
    No more procrastinating?  We don't thiink so....
    $5 to Murphy
    The complement of Frieder

Scientific Conrad Magazine; actually true definitely true cool science stuff

    Peer Reviewed?
    $6 to Mike
    Mike

KGB Tropes; to fuck Frieder

    The first 10 minutes of 251 covers all that
    $8 to Afalk
    Disbanded

Allocation not to exceed $50 for this event

People who don't look like themselves; different hair?

    Wigs?      
    Snip snip
    $3 to Stuart
    Polychromats

The committee to be disbanded; to that

    Motion to table indefinately
    Been tabled

Table flipped

Video James; skype colmar

    The thing where we change the thing
    Guardians of the Galaxy
    Herod and Colmar go to Whitecastle
    Play Video James
    $1 to Afalk
    Playesr of video games
    Cover your eyes? 
    Sit in silence
    $3 to Frieder
    Frieder

Real Relevant Announcements

    Potluck! PH A18* bring food
    Friday at 7
    Google Doc!
    Don't bring drinks
    

Booth!!!!!

    Builds will start next Friday
    Tool Training
    Art Meetings this weekend and future weekends
    Poll is on the Booth Facebook Group with some options
    Weekday build times
    

Schmuks who would like to Mouth Off CtFwS Rules

    We do thing now!
    Contact Mike
         

We have a lot of Schmucks

Motion to Purple